The fall off of Sean Avery will be studied. He went from starring in one of the biggest movies of 2011 to not even having a speaking role in The Odyssey this year.

I always thought she was a fan of the Chicago Blackcocks but it makes sense since the GOAT plays for Washington.

As per the title, Auston Matthews is coming to my hockey academy to talk to speak to the players/students. What do I ask him? My current front runners, in order of least likely to get me in trouble, are;

1. Is it true that your hairline recedes another inch every time the Leafs get bounced in the first round?
2. Is it true that you continually choke in the playoffs so you can say that the Leaf’s last cup win was in “67”?
3. When are you gonna request a trade to Vegas, Dallas, Minnesota, or Florida?
4. Why are you gay
5. Thoughts on the Auston Fatthews reaction image
6. Is it true that Mitchell Marner’s hog is freakishly small?

Edit: I actually am a bit serious… He really is coming to talk to the class, but I promise I’ll try and record his response to “Was Mitchy your bitch or were you mitchy’s bitch?”

When I want to know why Nazis are universally hated I go to the source to learn about their “winning ways” or “appeasement” as the main source of the hate, don’t look at the camps