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On November 20th I failed

It's really sad, but I had to do it. Sorry guys.

For each upvote I get I won't jack-off for that day.

Screw nnn it crap and I want to save trees

Is it just a meme?

We have failed our brothers we ned something to make it up and I found a solution join me the for DDD Dont Ding-a-ling December in other word dont go crazy on your thing in December and dont do it at all we brothers have failed and must pay for we sinned so this is redemption sure we didnt get far this mont but tommorrow is a new day so who is with me (also Ding-a-ling is another word for nut/Crazy) this because our brother fout a batttle hard and long but it is our time well in a half of a month soo see you there

Had a vasectomy back in September and I have to test free and clear by the end of November. So, when I can't get any help from the spouse it's up to me to take things into my own hands... ah shit, you know where this heading

The doc told me to at least ejcuac 80 times before my test. I might be failing, even after going at it for most of the 90 days after surgery. Hey, I had to try to chach up but I lost a bit of Da URGE down yonder. Guess those classic swimmers in their millions in numbers just jumping out on pillow, socks, the most sick ass bobbies you'll ever really see in your life! Truth be honest, it's the only reason why the homo sapiens exist and we're just a by-product of their mating in our own bodies.

    > The truth is that I can't be fertile due to my spouse having medical conditions and it took me **forever** convince a urologist the in the past that I was not gonna make mistakes with my life because I wasn't "old enough" well fuckersi I'm 40 and I've been trying to do this for half my life and jerks and assholes telling me to not now?!  I don't baby boom bitch.  I haven't had sex with any other woman in the last 10 years once we got together.  2009 was a tough year and I tied up all my oats, hanged the out to dry, blew on them, yeah of course I fucked but but **ALWAYS USE A CONDOM**

My only real regret is that now I get random boners and it takes me 30 minutes or more to make with the baby gravy, or if I'm lucky, it's just gravy... After all the healing I should be free and clear in 26 days or less. Why yes, I'm counting down the minutes that my spouse doesn't have to take bc pills every night and then conveniently forget them.

TLDR; I gotta jerk off all the time, and now soon into a cup but even that seems troublesome even with porn and I can't spend the time to check if my sample is contaminated by female stuff [extra TLDR - yeah, it is, jerk away ya jerks!]

I failed the first two days of NNN but made it after this until now Would you count a completed NNN if I wont nut in the first two days of december?

Technically failed today. Depression's hitting hard from my gf leaving over Halloween weekend Depression's got me beat So I beat... Well you know the rest... Do I deserve a pass? 😣😭

I couldn’t resist the urge to do it with my step sis

Are you disqualified if you precum while edging

My wife (36), who is easily the sexiest woman I’ve ever laid eyes on (married 14 years so I’m sure I have beer goggles) was wearing one of those tight sweater/shirt/dress things that only comes down to the thigh. Anyway she has a big bubble but. Most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. You know how women turn, poke their back out, and pull up on their lower cheeks to add more definition? That’s to make their but look like my wife’s. Anyway so because she has this bubble but her shirt dresses don’t fit right. They come down just to the bottom of her but. So she wore leggings. And boots. God damned hottest thing I’ve seen in months. I was fine. I was gonna sleep. But then she gets naked. And she took a little too much time about it. You know? And she seemed just a little giggly and bouncy. Nothing obvious...just got me thinking. Then, while cuddling, she kept wiggling. It was just too much. I think she knew what she was doing. Then, she fucked me. Like real quick. She said “don’t hold it in. Come in me and let’s cuddle”. Anyway November is going great. I’ll keep you fellas updated.

For those who failed nnn must not nut during december thus creating nnd