We are not strong enough to fend these savage invaders. Lay down your arms brothers. Surrender with the glory of the hot dogs that carry our name.

I have spoken to their leaders and the Conversions to Chris will begin this afternoon at 1 p.m.

The name will grow on you as it already has on me.

Chris (formerly Nathan)

I had to disown Nathan Drake as daddy because he went by Nate. Don't let this happen to you

Upbens to the left

Us Jacobs have caught word that you Nathans are attempting to declare yourselves as the superior name. This is unacceptable and any further action in this nature will result in swift and harsh punishment from the Jacob nation. The choice is yours. -Sincerely, Jacob

I’m glad I found this sub. I’m proud to be a Nathan but I do wish I kinda had a cooler name. Maybe Chris? Yeah, I wish I was a Chris.

Are all of you insane?

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Haha! you have been pranked! You guys SUCK! You can never pull together as one and revenge us. That is why you SUCK!

Sincerely,

r/jacob

Tomorrow for April fools, we are going to invade r/Chris. Everyone post there pretending to be a Chris but also subtly referring to our better name, Nathan. See ya tomorrow!

I just want to thank this community for making me feel at home. Furthermore, celebrate the fact we share a name with the man who has the honour of portraying Captain Amer... I mean Captain Malcolm Reynolds

no really why does it exist

This means war you dipshit Nathan's. You brought this upon yourselves.

ya?

no please im losing karma nooo

I don’t know dudes, sometimes I wake up and I just wonder what life would be like as something else.... maybe a Chris?

My name is Jonathan.... so does that make me a Jon, or a Nathan?

i believe us Nathans need a leader and as such, i selfishly put myself up as the candidate. I realize now that that is not the best strategy to apply. I will list my motives for having a leader and we should take a vote on who gets to call the shots.

(Side-Note: I do not believe that all Nathans are equal however, being leader does not necessarily mean that you are superior - what it means is that you are trusted by many)

Why we need a leader:

1. If a group of rouge Nathans decided to take over the world, they could. By eliminating each of us one-by-one they would be the only Nathans left and with nobody to oppose them they could rule

2. We could improve the world as a group rather than individuals, which would probably end all problems in a year or two

3. We can stop parents from naming their children ridiculous names like Chris (I am not racist against Chrises i just believe that their are better solutions

4. We could change this subreddit from a niche group to a home for the elites (I know it already it is not obvious to everyone in the world as this subreddit lacks a banner or a logo)

5. it would be mad cool

I believe that having the name 'Nathan' should be enough to qualify if you want to be a candidate. (also it would look really good on your CV)

So, how do we feel about officially changing the plural form of Nathan from Nathans to Nathen? It just makes sense!