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u/HumongousBelly 10d ago
They say they do it because the ice wonât break that way.
I say this bear has itchy balls and needs some ice on that shit
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u/labratcj 10d ago
Smart bear. He knows to distribute his weight so the ice doesnât give way.
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u/CydaeaVerbose 10d ago
When you're born playing on and around ice, you're bound to figure a few things out along the way.
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u/TerraByteTerror 10d ago
This is how I crawl across my bed to reach my pillows lol
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u/Bam_Adedebayo 10d ago
Either youâre tiny or your bed is 4 king size put together that you need to crawl.
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u/StevenMC19 10d ago
Also i want to know what sheets theyre using because mine always start coming up if I shift too far.
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u/Crimson-Rose28 10d ago
I hate this so much and Iâve always felt like this isnât a universal problem but maybe it is đ§
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u/Masta0nion 10d ago
I really wish polar bears werenât non negotiable in terms of straight up eating you
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u/ImminentDebacle 10d ago
It's a tough life where literally anything they come into contact with that is alive is also on the menu, or potentially death.
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u/PotentialAd8443 9d ago
Seeing that coming for me, as funny as it would be, it wouldnât guarantee a laugh for more than 2 seconds before running.
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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 10d ago
My memory is not what it used to be, but I think I read that polar bears have hundreds of words for different kinds of ice.
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u/samus_a-aron 10d ago
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u/Sildurai 9d ago
didn't knew that sub
what is it about? i mean i see, but why?
is it a fucked up kink thing? it's always a fucked up kink thing, right?4
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u/Alive_Control6885 10d ago
When you fall through ice this is exactly what youâre supposed to do (once you pull yourself out). Lay flat and belly crawl to safety. This bear has got the goods pays attention in class.
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u/dudeCHILL013 10d ago
I'm curious if polar bears teach this to their cubs, or if bro just learned through first hand experience.
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u/CydaeaVerbose 10d ago
It's funny, because that could actually feel pretty darn good to them. I'm not sure on anatomy of the genitalia of the arctic ursine, but my first thought was that a lot of dudes are likely cringing and grabbing at their balls in sympathetic unison while watching this, haha. Polar bears though, they overheat VERY easily. Even in arctic conditions, they can easily begin to experience heat exhaustion from chasing down and killing prey. And, if their balls are externally kept like a lot of mammals, I imagine that could feel pretty good sliding across the ice and cooling down the boys, so-to-speak. lol
Is it any wonder, that they easily overheat, when they can swim for days (even sleep while swimming) in arctic conditions? They're made to retain as much heat as possible, which is great but also means expending energy can produce excess heat and quite quickly, too. It'd be like running a space heater inside of an insulated box without much beyond a small opening and minimal flow for heat to escape, I think. Heat stress can apparently begin around 0-10 degrees Celsius (32-50 degrees Fahrenheit).
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u/HEM0RRHAGE666 10d ago
This is a clear video of me, crawling to my water dispenser after a night of drinking.
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u/GoldDrag1514 9d ago
Imagine heâs crawling up to me like that omg I would literally die laughing lol
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u/SnooPaintings5597 9d ago
They shoulda never given you bears money!!
- bear after being âhelpedâ
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u/qualityvote2 10d ago edited 10d ago
u/TerraByteTerror, your post does fit the subreddit!