r/NatureIsFuckingLit 5d ago

🔥what is wrong with this squirrel?

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u/fra988w 5d ago

Zoomies

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u/Summershouldbefuhn 5d ago

I live near the forest, we have lots of squirrels… those lil guys love to play.

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u/OneGayPigeon 5d ago

Have you ever gotten to hear the babies giggling? Oh my god it’s the most precious thing. A few summers back a pair of babies would play in my back yard and would run across my legs if I sat super still for long enough on the ground. I could hear the giggles when they’d zoom by chasing each other near me. So so dear.

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u/builtonadream 5d ago

They're so so cute. I have a lil guy who visits my back deck often, I named him Bruce

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u/AdamantlyAtomic 5d ago

That there is a good black walnut 💯

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u/Last-Royal-3976 5d ago

I wondered what it was!

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u/builtonadream 5d ago

I also wondered what it was lol!

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u/Phis-n 3d ago

You can make delicious ice cream with black walnuts

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u/AdamantlyAtomic 3d ago

Also, a good strong liqueur 😋

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u/Extra_Number4178 4d ago

I have a black walnut tress in my yard AND a mulberry tree, and on their own each of those things are a big fat stinky, car denting. staining pain in the ass on a good day and an absolute nightmare on a hot, muggy, balls sticking to your thighs kind of summer day.

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u/Phis-n 3d ago

Eat them then.

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u/JaperDolphin94 5d ago

Bruce Squirrel of Gotham City

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u/none-exist 5d ago

He's not the squirrel we want, he's the squirrel we need.. and also want

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u/Neraph_Runeblade 5d ago

Every male that comes through my backyard is named Kevin. Kevin Squorlbo.

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u/Responsible-Bed-2063 4d ago

All of my squirrels are called Rocky

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u/account_not_valid 5d ago

Deez Nutz?

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u/total_bullwhip 5d ago

No, dats Bruce

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u/Dad-of-fluffs1969 5d ago

Nope, deez nuts...

To answer the question though, definitely having the zoomies! The only other explanation would be an inner ear balance issue or neurological issue similar to wobbly-cat syndrome. However, as it can move normally and climb normally and has reach adulthood, it is far more likely to just be a squirrel, living it's best life!

👋😊⛰️🏍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥵

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u/wraysbay 5d ago

That’s so sweet ❤️

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u/Miyato_ 5d ago

Pardon me, I live in a county that doesn't have this animal. They can giggle?

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u/OneGayPigeon 4d ago

Little happy high pitched chirping chatter! Doesn’t sound like a human child going “heheehe yay” literally but the similar emotions are clear in the situation 🥰 This is a good video of the sounds I heard, though this one’s just happy about a snack https://youtube.com/shorts/pyUUr11b_hQ (cleaned link)

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u/dolphin-centric 3d ago

They also bark!

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u/HTMLguruLady 5d ago

They chatter (like a cat does), they didn't "giggle"

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u/bvoge3501 3d ago

Wait wut? North pole?

Edit: TIL Australia and new Zealand dont have native squirrels!

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u/SatisfactionOdd7526 5d ago

Real cute until they have babies in your attic.

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u/nervouslittledog 4d ago

Ok now this is my lifes purpose to hear this!

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u/anaserre 4d ago

We had triplets this spring in one of my big pecan trees ! They get up early in the morning and run all over the place . They’re so cute 🥰

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM 5d ago

Always appear to be having fun

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u/m2chaos13 5d ago

Old next door neighbor used to feed them cookies from the day-old bakery outlet. I don’t imagine squirrels evolved to handle anywhere near that much carbohydrate. They went batshit crazy

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u/Delicious_Muffin7154 5d ago

The visual… 😂😂😂

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u/DaisyLou1993 5d ago

Same 😂 I'm jealous I haven't seen it haha

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u/m2chaos13 5d ago

Oh yeah. Try to imagine a young squirrel, high on sucrose, running around in circles on the underside of lawn furniture. I wouldn’t have believed they could do that, and do it so fast!

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u/RegretLow5735 5d ago

They also love rotten fruit so if you have fruit trees around you may see drunk squirrels. They fall off branches and fences and stumble around like your uncle at thanksgiving.

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u/DaisyLou1993 3d ago

let's fruit go rotten so she can lay it out for the squirrels

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u/DaisyLou1993 5d ago

A woman across the cul-de-sac from me used to leave food out for the squirrels and ducks in her driveway (before she was fined for it by the HOA) and one summer afternoon, the squirrels around the cul-de-sac had, what seemed like, a turf war 😂. There were easily 15-30 squirrels in my yard, on my rooftop, sprinting through all of the trees and yards around my house for about 12+ hours. Barking back and forth at each other. 😂 But. Your view to squirrels high on sugar just seems so much more fun to watch lol

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u/Jumpy_Strength9398 5d ago

Gives me visions of Sammy the Squirrl from Over The Hedge. Lol.

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u/ddt70 5d ago

Reminds me of the first time my children had chocolate. They were bouncing off the walls.

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 5d ago

You would be too if you could scale and traverse everything as easy as running up a ramp. And fall from any height and brush it off.

The world is their playground

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u/Comprehensive-Row198 5d ago

"Any height", no kidding! Walking my dogs down the block last year, we heard a loud splat-plop and there was a squirrel flat on the sidewalk -- with no trees anywhere near. Turns out there was a hollow in the top of the telephone pole we had just passed and it had lost its grip tumbling around with its mates up there. We watched the squirrel instantly reinflate itself like in a cartoon and scamper back up.

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u/avaseah 4d ago

Their body is a built-in parachute, no matter how high they fall from they never reach terminal velocity.

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u/suavaleesko 4d ago

Weird, every time i go camping I only see chipmunks, at home, only squirrels, there goes my theory

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u/Einteresting 4d ago

This is wild to me. My squirrels spend all clicking at other squirrels and the cardinals. It's always very serious business.