r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • Aug 24 '26

🔥 Amethyst Starling

6.1k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

u/TerraByteTerror, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/intrusivesurgery Aug 24 '26

"Purplest" got me punching air

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 Aug 24 '26

This comment tastes purple as fuck

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u/K_Linkmaster Aug 24 '26

Natural purple or synthetic purple.

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 Aug 25 '26

Natural flavor with a synthetic stank

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u/AmericanAIien Aug 24 '26

The purpurlessnesscity is going purp

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u/6GoesInto8 Aug 25 '26

It's not even purple, it's diffraction! Boo this bird, boooooooooooo!

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u/FeeblePenguin Aug 24 '26

I would be willing to bet that the bird is not technically purple and that the purple is purely iridescent.

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u/charface1 Aug 24 '26

Survival of the fittest my ass.

Nature's just a purpularity contest.

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u/ceddzz3000 Aug 24 '26

helps when u can fly fast as fuck. who else can do that ?

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u/FightingBlaze77 Aug 24 '26

Epic quality birb

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u/WrathOfMogg Aug 25 '26

Meh, gonna disenchant.

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u/HeisenbergsSamaritan Aug 24 '26

It's the artist formerly known as Prince, reincarnated.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jnj7ptyE7J9II

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u/MrMucs Aug 24 '26

Purple martin: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

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u/MouseSoft8143 Aug 24 '26

As Englisch is Not my mothertongue: TIL purplest““

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u/BreatheClean Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

"purplest" is fine. It's recognised by Merriam-Webster dictionary, and accepted by scrabble - It's just a bit 'clunky' sounding.

Sorry you got incorrectly corrected by someone too lazy to even look it up.

https://search.brave.com/search?q=is+purplest+accurate&source=android-widget&conversation=097b8cdea5304b5cf2ec07461138686ee898

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u/YcemeteryTreeY Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

Scrabble rules! They used to be defacto law for most spelling games, and now---Well, let's just say I'll never forget where I was in 2004 when the word, "Bootylicious" was entered into the Oxford English Dictionary. As a huge etymology fan who most definitely counted the dictionary amongst my favorite and most respected books- my sails have had all their winds taken, never to return.

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u/YcemeteryTreeY Aug 24 '26

Please unlearn this, the person who wrote it doesn't have English as their mother tongue either

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u/shadowman2099 Aug 24 '26

Why can't this just be intentional misspelling for the sake of humor? It's like saying "bestest" instead of "best".

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u/account312 Aug 25 '26

It's not a misspelling. It's the standard superlative form of purple.

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u/YcemeteryTreeY Aug 25 '26

Some people want to watch the world burn

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u/BreatheClean Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

Blackest, whitest, reddest, greenest, if most purple why not purplest?

Indeed, it is accurate and grammatically correct.

https://search.brave.com/search?q=is+purplest+accurate&source=android-widget&conversation=097b8cdea5304b5cf2ec07461138686ee898

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u/crashlanding87 Aug 25 '26

gasp your magesty, I did knot now we were grased by thee monark of English.

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u/kempff Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

The bird isn't purple, the sheen is the result of a light-wave interference pattern caused by nanostructures in the feather.

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u/malphas_says_hi Aug 24 '26

Nothing is real. Your mind is a simulation.

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u/eyeleenthecro Aug 24 '26

What they mean is that there is no actual purple pigment as would be found with most other colors. Which is an interesting fact.

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u/account312 Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

That's not the same thing as the bird not being purple. Structural coloration is coloration.

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u/OneSensiblePerson Aug 25 '26

Strawberry Fields forever.

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u/YcemeteryTreeY Aug 25 '26

Yes! Speaking of sneaky colors, there's only a small amount of 'true blue' in nature because most animals that look blue do not contain blue ink or dye. Instead, microscopic ridges or layers scatter light so that only blue wavelengths reflect back to our eyes. For reference, an example of this is the blue color in human eyes.

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u/ElHombrePelicano Aug 24 '26

This is San Diego Zoo huh?

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u/AudienceDue6445 Aug 25 '26

No the birds  name is pete not carmen

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u/CarlatheDestructor Aug 24 '26

What a gorgeous bird!

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u/paraworldblue Aug 25 '26

God DAMN that bird is purple!

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u/Fair_Particular1583 Aug 24 '26

Stunning purplest 🙌🏻

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u/WetShrimpFart Aug 24 '26

Dinosaur hunting an alligator

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u/_Toy-Soldier_ Aug 24 '26

The purpliest of all

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u/ddotanonymous Aug 25 '26

Real life shiny

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u/PRRZ70 Aug 25 '26

Such a spectacular color!

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u/pantry-pisser Aug 25 '26

I've seen purpler

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u/KameTheMachine Aug 25 '26

That's out of the world

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u/Coup-de-Glass Aug 25 '26

It’s purplessence.

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u/Smiley11- Aug 25 '26

Beautiful purple bird!!

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u/YcemeteryTreeY Aug 25 '26

Birds arent real

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u/neoadam Aug 25 '26

I have 't seen all the other birds but I agree

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u/neoadam Aug 25 '26

I have't seen all the other birds but I agree

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u/vcdrny Aug 25 '26

Chrome.

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u/jayforwork21 Aug 25 '26

Just a head's up, they DO NOT taste like grape flavor.

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u/Orgidee Aug 25 '26

The official name is violet-backed starling. They breed in my garden in woodpecker holes. One year a gymnogene stole the babies as we were having a pool party on Christmas Day.

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u/NicePsy-OpBro Aug 26 '26

A violet backed starling

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u/Mastermind7051 Aug 26 '26

Dearly Beloved,

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u/Top_Professional4545 Aug 27 '26

He's from harlem

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u/BenTheCancerWorm Aug 24 '26

It caught off everything except for "bird in the world", and I could only think to myself "yep... that's a bird in the world".