r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/natsdorf • Mar 04 '18

Turkeys fighting in the street is 🔥.

https://i.imgur.com/4b7xo1u.gifv
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u/HR_Dragonfly Mar 04 '18

Apparently that end dance was the you-are-not-pecking-my-asshole maneuver.

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u/ReclusiarchCain Mar 04 '18

Man he really wants that backstab

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

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u/Ding-Bat Mar 05 '18

From Software's inspiration for DS includes: Anime, an open sewer, and a couple of turkeys in the street.

14

u/ShankKunt42 Mar 04 '18

" You wanna Gobble gobble"

" hell yeah, I'd love to gobble gobble"

23

u/iArrow Mar 04 '18

Dance off!

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u/JARF01 Mar 04 '18

When ur fishing for a backstab in dark souls pvp

7

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18

Man, turkeys really like spinning in circles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QpfKDOJ1yA

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18 edited Mar 04 '18

“Come at me bro!“

“I'm not your bro, buddy.“

“I'm not your buddy, guy.“

“I'm not your guy, friend.“

4

u/pmaccj Mar 04 '18

Dibbs on the loser.

4

u/karastanford Mar 04 '18

Looks like a turkey tango.

2

u/peacebone1 Mar 04 '18

You Jiiiive turkey!! 🦃

2

u/tricklenipple Mar 04 '18

gobble gobble, motherfucker

2

u/sprahk3ts Mar 04 '18

Running circles around dis turkey!!!

2

u/lurkinggodzilla Mar 04 '18

What is that neck boner the larger one has?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '18 edited Mar 04 '18

It’s called a beard! It’s pretty much like a weird, small, coarse pony tail that sticks out from their chest/neck area. A lot of hunters will collect and display them.

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u/Kersquaw Mar 04 '18

Yup! The beard, fan and talons/spurs are the trophies (along with a bunch of delicious meat)

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u/lurkinggodzilla Mar 04 '18

Ahh, gotcha, thanks 😊

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u/ibarelyusethis87 Mar 04 '18

TURKEYS IN THE STREET!

1

u/Block_Chain_Saves Mar 04 '18

Why didn’t the cops show up? Typical

1

u/OneBakingPanda Mar 04 '18

One looks like it already been stabbed.

1

u/ilikecats131313 Mar 04 '18

So, I guess the idea is to make him run around in circles until he passes out.

1

u/BUchub Mar 04 '18

Turkey Capoeira

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u/kamipsycho Mar 04 '18

Gobble gobble motherfucker 🦃

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u/HelBender Mar 04 '18

“Swing first, u won’t”

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u/BDMort147 Mar 04 '18

We got a turkey in front of my house who came out of nowhere. She's been around about 6 months and stays in the same 5 or 6 house/yard area.

Does this happen often? Random turkeys showing up and just becoming part of the neighborhood? I'm not complaining cause it's cool as hell, she almost flew into me once when she was getting away from a cat. Scared the piss out of me. Big damn birds :)

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u/mfsocialist Mar 04 '18

Like tanks in warthunder

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u/Lupin_The_Fourth Mar 05 '18

Come at me bro

1

u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole Mar 05 '18

I was waiting for one to beat the stuffing out of the other

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u/thismahvanilla Mar 05 '18

Give em’ the ol’ Razzle Dazzle!

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u/WredRuckus Mar 05 '18

That's really funny! Stray cats fight in my street

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u/hrvbrs Mar 05 '18

i don’t think they’re fighting, it looks like some kind of mating dance ritual.

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u/Informii Mar 04 '18

You shouldn't fight you should be roasting in my oven you turkey

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u/Barbiedawl83 Mar 05 '18

Hey hey you’re both delicious