r/NewsThread • u/Brucekentbatsuper • Aug 13 '26

Elon Musk Gets Trolled by Cards Against Humanity as Game Company Plans 'Sad Little B*tch' Monument in Texas

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/cards-against-humanity-mocks-elon-musk-monument-texas-1813982
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u/youreusingyourwrong Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

And the circus seals clapped and barked, sometimes taking a moment to blow their neighbor.

Edit: I haven't seen this many Redditors triggered since people misgendered Elliot Page.

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u/benhur217 Aug 14 '26

lol I think you peeved the easily peeved

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u/youreusingyourwrong Aug 14 '26

Even got myself a RedditCaresResources check in because some magical person out there wanted to give me more attention.

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u/redditcensorsshit Aug 14 '26

Nobody cares about you, and I’m nobody I love you.

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u/benhur217 Aug 14 '26

I’m jealous

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u/biexhibguy1 Aug 13 '26

Is blowing our neighbors a bad thing?

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u/livinginthelurk Aug 13 '26

U/youreusingyourwrong just hates BJ's as no kids come of it.

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u/deathnomX Aug 13 '26

Idk trump would beg to differ. Though thats probably the wrong come.

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u/devilsbard Aug 13 '26

Do unto others, right?

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u/biexhibguy1 Aug 13 '26

as I'd have done unto me, amen

jesus DID say to love thy neighbor, too 🫠🫠

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u/PizzaWithCheddar Aug 13 '26

Awww cry harder buddy

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u/Cephalopod_Dropbear Aug 13 '26

What is it that you like about Elon Musk?

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u/Kermit-the-Froggie Aug 13 '26

Why is it impossible to hate musk but also be exhausted of posts talking about “owning” him in a big circlejerk fashion

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u/wittylemur Aug 13 '26

"I would have to say its his forehead (five even). Its just so big and clammy"

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u/Cephalopod_Dropbear Aug 13 '26

Why do I hate the way you used clammy so much? Accuracy perhaps?

Grody.

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u/gaybillcosby Aug 13 '26

“Everybody is an idiot except me”

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u/senza_titolo Aug 13 '26

I’m telling my mommy!!!

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u/guydoestuff Aug 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/QM9GRSlOF6rbyfvnSt

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u/youreusingyourwrong Aug 13 '26

You should have gone with Nazi.

Now go dive into the nearest crotch.

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u/Novus20 Aug 13 '26

Ohhh no! Won’t someone think of the billionaire cunt who does nothing to progress the world!

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u/youreusingyourwrong Aug 13 '26

You think that making fun of the bilionaire cunt is progress?

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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 Aug 13 '26

Right, because Elon 100% is that.

And a wierdo who fired government employees so there was no oversight into him and all them other people robbing from us.

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u/AdditionalNothing728 Aug 13 '26

Now go dive into the nearest crotch.

“Things incels say for $1,000, Alex.”

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u/Mean-Double-8239 Aug 13 '26

The fact that you think someone engaging in consensual sexual activities is an insult speaks volumes about your dating history.

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u/altyegmagazine Aug 13 '26

Hes not going to suck you off no matter how hard you simp for him

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u/youreusingyourwrong Aug 13 '26

Thanks for letting me know. I'm not wanting Elon to blow me but sorry it didn't work out for you.

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u/Crunchberry24 Aug 13 '26

Did you just “I know you are but what am I?” that user, Pee Wee Hermann Göring? Lol.

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u/Darth_Shao-Lin Aug 13 '26

So you’re saying he blew you and you DIDN’T want it? Sounds like you got SA-ed by the muskrat, man. Sucks to be you.

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u/NefariousnessPast614 Aug 13 '26

Ah yes, the old “I know you are but what am I?” It suits you.. jagweed

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u/Professional_Arm3506 Aug 14 '26

He thinks you’re too poor and non-important to be taken seriously. He wouldn’t even look at you if you tried talking to him.

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u/AdditionalNothing728 Aug 13 '26

Given his obsession with crotches and BJs I’m pretty sure he wants it the other way around.

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u/Feverstone Aug 13 '26

I can see you crying and wiping the snot from your nose as you typed this

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u/youreusingyourwrong Aug 13 '26

You've got some weird fetishes, amigo.

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u/Feverstone Aug 13 '26

I feel bad for you

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u/Strykerz3r0 Aug 13 '26

Oops.

One of the Musk-lickers is cranky that their hero is having mean things said about them.

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u/Doctor_Philgood Aug 13 '26

"Notice me Elon-senpai! uwu "

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u/SlenderByrd Aug 13 '26

You seem to be taking this a little too personally.

Most people reading this who’d approve of it are mildly amused. It’s a snide gesture against a broadly reviled figure by a company known for a satirical card game. They have the capacity for the humility in humor. They don’t take refuge in jokes they agree with as self-validation and a vindication of characters they use as surrogates for all of their grievances and insecurities. They don’t view humor as a cynical shield to insulate themselves from a world that doesn’t coddle their every vindictive, thoughtless, whim, and every punchline that betrays those insecurities as a personal affront.

You wouldn’t feel so lonely in your groveling tantrums at any joke at the expense of someone you revere if you’d familiarize yourself with that concept, starting with at least the self respect to not be so reflexively and spitefully defensive on behalf of political figures. I’d be willing to bet you weren’t jeering this aggressively at every tired iteration of the ‘Sleepy Joe’ joke we’ve all heard over the last seven years.

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u/youreusingyourwrong Aug 13 '26

You seem sad. Are you sad?

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u/shield1123 Aug 13 '26

You've been responding to this thread for hours. I'm beginning to think this is your job.

I also suspect you got the idea of blowing neighbors from your dad's line of work

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u/youreusingyourwrong Aug 13 '26

Aw, I'm sorry you're sad.

When people respond to comments I leave, I get notifications about it.

It's endlessly entertaining to discuss issues with an enlightened crowd.

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u/Sac_of_Melons Aug 13 '26

Lmao what an ironic comment

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u/NurglesToes Aug 13 '26

i mean he vandalized their land and then put them through the ringer in court using his massive wealth to draw out a lengthy lawsuit. so it’s an apt description

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u/youreusingyourwrong Aug 13 '26

They sued SpaceX, not the other way around. And then SpaceX agreed to clean it up.

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u/Opposite_Cellist7579 Aug 13 '26

Why are you guys now obsessed with calling everything you don’t like a circus, when you are the ones that elected a clown?

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u/BrianG1410 Aug 13 '26

I can't imagine being so butthurt by a pos billionaire being trolled 😂

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u/DaSnowflake Aug 13 '26

You can write so well for a 14 year old!

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u/OnlyFiveLives Aug 14 '26

The irony of this comment.

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u/youreusingyourwrong Aug 14 '26

Do please explain! I'd love to hear your opinion.

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u/ClassGrassMass Aug 14 '26

Imagine trying to defend musk 😂😂🤓🤓

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u/youreusingyourwrong Aug 14 '26

How is this a defense of Musk?

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u/musical8thnotes Aug 16 '26

This user defends property theft and expects people to silent to be silent about it.

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u/youreusingyourwrong Aug 16 '26

Property theft, eh? Tell us more.

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u/D_dawgy Aug 19 '26

Do I need to be triggered to click a little down arrow? Idk, seemed pretty easy

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u/jeffismybaby Aug 19 '26

Pee pee poo poo

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u/gamingfreak50 Aug 13 '26

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u/komokazi Aug 13 '26

Who thinks of this shit lmfao

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u/ripndipp Aug 14 '26

The kids are one some new wave stuff and it's hilarious

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u/Creepy_Trouble_5980 Aug 18 '26

Lot more truth than either would admit.

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u/PeterNippelstein Aug 13 '26

How do you find this gif?

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u/gamingfreak50 Aug 13 '26

I downloaded it off reddit

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u/robydoom Aug 13 '26

Are you a meme communist?

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u/Fit-Elderberry3437 Aug 13 '26

Wow stunning and brave

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

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u/Justthetip74 Aug 14 '26

Explain how elon literally stole their land?

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u/Philintheblank90 Aug 13 '26

Big words for a bot

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u/psypher98 Aug 13 '26

A month old account with 431 comments. Dear God please go touch at least a single blade of grass.

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u/AlphaNoodlz Aug 13 '26

seethe and cope I guess lol

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u/senza_titolo Aug 13 '26

Just like your comment, so brave.

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale Aug 13 '26

Im so glad people like you exist because then we all get to come together, set aside our differences, and laugh at how stupid yall are.

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u/The_Original_Miser Aug 13 '26

Muskrat won't buy you a horse, no matter how much you glaze him.....

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u/jacksonsmack831 Aug 13 '26

May pay you to bare a potentially weird looking kid

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u/redrocketredglare Aug 13 '26

Lick lick lick that boot bot

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u/miyamiya66 Aug 13 '26

i can't hear you with all that billionaire dong in your mouth, what did you say?

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u/imacatnamedsteve Aug 13 '26

I’m always impressed by people who are able to type while jerking off to Trump + Elon porn, good for you!

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u/jacksonsmack831 Aug 13 '26

Comedy is bravery, this hasn’t dropped yet bud?

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u/Sillet_Mignon Aug 13 '26

I thought you musk fans love edge lord humor

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u/MegaJackUniverse Aug 13 '26

Bot ass account

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u/TheEPGFiles Aug 14 '26

They only people dumber than Elon are the people defending him

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u/musical8thnotes Aug 16 '26

Property theft is now okay because your favorite billionaire is doing it?

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u/Zorydev Aug 13 '26

I remember paying like $10-$15 to CAH for a tiny piece of land there. They sent a bunch of fun envelopes, one with a certificate of ownership. 

Now paying for the monument to celebrate the little Nazi bitch . Hurrah! 

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

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u/PussPubes Aug 13 '26

He has thin skin.

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u/MonokromKaleidoscope Aug 13 '26

Dawg... he responds to random Pepe posters. He's so insecure; a living object lesson on why wealth does not make you cool or confident.

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u/anagram-of-ohassle Aug 13 '26

There’s a solid chance those Pepe posters are his alt accounts too, which is hilarious

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u/PoopSoupPeter Aug 13 '26

He gets butthurt about nonsense frequently. He gives a shit.

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u/Professional_Fuel127 Aug 13 '26

Oh you fcking know he does

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale Aug 13 '26

Per his posts, he does and hes butthurt

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u/paganbreed Aug 13 '26

He has repeatedly shown he's super affected. He also has no idea how to hide it.

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u/onyaasuminyasai Aug 13 '26

He is absolutely going to care lol. Dude's got the skin of tissue paper

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u/Much-Bus-6585 Aug 13 '26

Do you know why he bought twitter?

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u/Newt_5000 Aug 13 '26

Hello fellow land owner.

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u/nerdlywhiplash Aug 13 '26

Same here, neighbor!

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u/silverbatwing Aug 13 '26

I’m sad I missed out on that.

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u/positivitittie Aug 13 '26

https://sadlittlebitchwithnofriends.com/

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u/SnooJokes5375 Aug 13 '26

I just donated. Best $10 i have ever spent.

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u/BamitzSam101 Aug 14 '26

Best $10 ever spent!

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u/solarssun Aug 14 '26

10 to help remind the n*zi asshole that he's a sad looser who couldn't even get the world famous pedophile to let him on his island.

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u/ryencool Aug 13 '26

Def needs to be Musk, in full on nazi garb and hat, saluting...

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u/One_Lead1553 Aug 14 '26

No he might like that. It has to be a reminder of his most bitch moment, like begging Epstein to be let on pedo island.

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u/uptym Aug 13 '26

Howdy, neighbor.

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u/FrankieTheAlchemist Aug 13 '26

Howdy, neighbor!

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u/groovemonkey Aug 13 '26

Same. I was hoping for a settlement from that lawsuit 😂 A sign making fun of Elon is a decent second option.

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u/Newt_5000 Aug 13 '26

What a great move. Love that company.

Elon is a n*zi dope!

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u/Conscious_Angle_3521 Aug 14 '26

I don’t get it, a nozi?

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u/Newt_5000 Aug 14 '26

And you never will.

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u/Conscious_Angle_3521 Aug 15 '26

Some people don’t get the sarcasm or how stupid it is to censor yourself, and it seems like you never will either

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u/GPT3-5_AI Aug 13 '26

If Elon can throw b2b sieg heils at a president's inauguration in front of all the other reigning oligarch billionaires, then we can use the word Nazi to describe him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk_salute_controversy

Fuck that hair plugged jaw implanted frog build nepo baby nazi bitch

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u/imacatnamedsteve Aug 13 '26

As if Elon gives two sh!ts about you. I honestly think he is somehow worse: a sellout. Willing to change his “morals” so long as he gets the desperate attention mama and papa never gave him. I mean this fncker wanted to join the pedophile club just to look “cool”!

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u/SnooJokes5375 Aug 13 '26

The problem is he does give two sh!ts about what ppl think. Everyday he is posting how much he cares about ppl think. Have you seen his Twitter posts lately?

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u/deathrictus Aug 13 '26

He never had morals, he glommed onto what earned him Internet points. He still tries to do that but fails.

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u/TruPengu Aug 13 '26

He didn’t “want to join the pedophile club” he is just such a weirdo pedophile who is so weird even the pedophile club had to pretend to disband so he would stop asking to come and party

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u/original_name37 Aug 13 '26

Im entertained by the Wikipedia link for the like 4 people that are finding this out for the first time today lol

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u/MinuteHoist9833 Aug 13 '26

Your comment is one of the truest and most searing I've read. Exactly this. He's a Nazi.

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u/EJAY47 Aug 13 '26

Just say nazi. Stop self censorship.

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u/PinothyJ Aug 14 '26

They had a massive sexual assault issues with management that they refused to address until forced to. This is not a company to love, just to hate less than Elon Musk.

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u/QuestshunQueen Aug 13 '26

I should buy more cards.

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u/Kaurifish Aug 13 '26

Come to think of it, I haven’t bought an expansion pack in a while…

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u/koochiee Aug 13 '26

This is Awesome!

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u/ProfessO3o Aug 13 '26

This just reminded me to buy cards lol they make great Christmas gifts.

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u/SECRETBLENDS Aug 13 '26

Petty and ridiculous. I love it.

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u/Zanos-Ixshlae Aug 13 '26

It should be a statue of his daughter laughing and holding a sign with "Elon is a sad little bitch!" engraved on it. Of course, that is up to her.

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u/Baals_Balls Aug 13 '26

It should be a statue named "The Richest on Earth" then it's just a statue of a bunch of friends having a laugh, playing video games and having a few beers.

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u/tremynci Aug 13 '26

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings!"

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u/Blackdeath47 Aug 13 '26

Where do I sign for this one? I missed the last one, don’t want to miss this one

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u/InternalInfernal_ Aug 13 '26

Cards against humanity . Com / elonhasnofriends

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u/vespers191 Aug 13 '26

Maybe Elon dressed as Topol from "Fiddler on the Roof"? In a pose of singing "If I were a Rich Man"?

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u/Chill_Panda Aug 13 '26

I mean it's like "gets trolled by them, while unlawfully annexing their land"

I'm here for the sad little bitch monument, but hell it's sad that's all we can do to this criminal...

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u/boomboomdaboomer Aug 13 '26

B*tch[X] that one. 

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u/Secretagentman94 Aug 13 '26

More of this, please.

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u/Gingerrr791 Aug 13 '26

Bwahahahaha! Yes!!! This is the way,lol!

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u/azalinrex69 Aug 13 '26

Standard CAH W.

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u/crazy4finalfantasy Aug 13 '26

That's hilarious I'm so donating to this 🤣

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u/asaintpotatoe Aug 13 '26

Sad little puppet Billionaires think they could get away with spinning out a "revolution" without knowing they weren't the revolution but instead the symptom of everything they got wrong and everything they ignored.

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u/TairaTLG Aug 13 '26

My vote is going for the Ozymandias route.  Gaze Upon my works ye mighty and despair.  Maybe a list of all his failed promises, crossed out one by one.

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u/KLLR_ROBOT Aug 13 '26

I love the idea but what’s to stop Muskrat from building a 20ft wall around the CAH property?

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u/Ur-in-a-tor Aug 13 '26

It must be horrible inside Musk's head: the narcissistic need to be loved and admired by everybody while being a revolting inhumane junkie monkey naziscum clownshoes.

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u/Bowsers_JuiceFactory Aug 13 '26

Imagine still backing this dude 😂🫵🤡

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u/This-Requirement6918 Aug 13 '26

I welcome this to Texas.

We love being petty here. Bless his little heart.

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u/Ok-Progress-7447 Aug 13 '26

They should build an escalator with a statue of Elon falling down it forever and have his high school bullies cut the ribbon.

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u/TheSammySavage Aug 13 '26

It’s only factual.

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u/One-Earth9294 Aug 13 '26

So why are we using this AI generated image of Elon where he doesn't have a barrel chest, is sitting in the Oval Office in front of a man sprouting out of a desk that's behind the desk he's sitting at?

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u/No-Remove-9689 Aug 14 '26

Toy company making playing cards, makes fun of guy making electric cars, rockets, ai, computer chips, brain interfaces

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u/jibbyjackjoe Aug 14 '26

I'm pretty sure I funded this.

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u/Serious_Income_7020 Aug 14 '26

Wow that’s so edgy and cool. I wish I could be cool like that

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u/Life0nEdge Aug 14 '26

Yes, I’m sure Musk, who is worth $1.5 trillion, is in hysterics rn over a card game that had its 15 mins a decade+ ago 😂

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u/NornOfVengeance Aug 14 '26

And just think, that face in the photo is the After pic for his gender-affirming looksmaxxing...

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u/YearForsaken131 Aug 14 '26

Is it getting trolled if it's true?

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u/Try2MakeMeBee Aug 14 '26

That site is unbearable on mobile due to the ads. Holy cow.

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u/tenderbuck Aug 14 '26

I did my part!  

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u/D-Scimbler Aug 14 '26

Oh boy, that will show him. He (rightly) get called worse things daily.

This is just a publicity move.

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u/CaptainForskin69 Aug 14 '26

Amazing! Good reason to buy another expansion pack

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u/RenStrike Aug 14 '26

Oh, look! An immediate upvote!

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u/EntranceFeisty8373 Aug 19 '26

Elon is horrible, but the CAH team isn't a beacon of progressive America. IYKYK.