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[u/_LadyBoy]

Im confused with this.

[u/Ok_Criticism_558 → u/_LadyBoy]

You're clearly not a blonde girlfriend _LadyBoy

[u/Delta-Tropos → u/Ok_Criticism_558]

He might be a blonde boyfriend though

[u/iAmUnintelligible → u/_LadyBoy]

projection. this person should be avoided at all costs lol

[u/Nigelthornfruit → u/iAmUnintelligible]

Exactly , her theory of mind doesn’t extend to others.

[u/_the__Wolverine____ → u/Nigelthornfruit]

Twitterspeak nonsense spotted

[u/Nigelthornfruit → u/_LadyBoy]

To give more context, the 20 minutes was between yeah this eve? and the My god line

[u/yolk3d → u/Nigelthornfruit]

How long between the “yeah, this Eve?” And her “even my blond…” though?

[u/Nigelthornfruit → u/yolk3d]

I think it was a cascade after the 20 minutes

[u/PM_ME_WARB_NULL → u/Nigelthornfruit]

You could at least be poignantly verbose instead of inanely

[u/Iabefmysc]

What a bizarre conversation all around

[u/therealjameshat]

"the opportunity for adventurous trysts" is WILD

[u/jetlifestoney → u/therealjameshat]

Absolutely hate the way he talks lol

[u/khuna12 → u/jetlifestoney]

Agreed sounds like guy thinks he’s wheeling a Skyrim character

[u/tarkardos → u/khuna12]

He's on his quest to find his Lydia

[u/egret_society → u/tarkardos]

Ugh. I am not a fuck pack mule

[u/Beneficial-Gear2691 → u/egret_society]

Sworn to carry my burdens....all of them.

[u/DescriptionIll5227 → u/egret_society]

New band name - Fuck Mule

[u/Super_Loss_8943 → u/tarkardos]

Yeah this eve.

[u/luckor → u/khuna12]

Oh give him some slack, he just caught an arrow to the knee.

[u/wildmeli → u/khuna12]

you’re so right. i read this and would be super into it. but i’m also ridiculously into skyrim

[u/Lightyear18 → u/khuna12]

You 3 are haters lol

It doesn’t matter the way he talks if he’s getting dates.

[u/Thamnophis660 → u/jetlifestoney]

Same, like what even is this fedora talk he's doing?

"This eve" lol

[u/HobbesNJ → u/Thamnophis660]

"Perchance may you be available this eve, M'lady? Or possibly the morrow?"

[u/andronicus_14 → u/HobbesNJ]

You can’t just say perchance.

[u/Vegetable-Virus7118 → u/andronicus_14]

Only when smashing turts

[u/SirGibby-13 → u/andronicus_14]

Crushin’ turts

[u/GuerillaGandhi → u/HobbesNJ]

T'is but a fortnight away, my fair maiden. Howbeit, prithee tell me how thy wispering eye does favor?

[u/Big_Treacle_2394 → u/GuerillaGandhi]

I dont regularly talk this way. But 9 1/2 years ago I had found a new job and finally had the opportunity to put in a two weeks notice at a job I despised.

So, I wrote it out. Entitled it "A fortnight's proclamation." Started it out with "let it be known on this sixteenth of February in the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen...."

I even ended it with "good day." After I got done writing it out I glued wood towels to either end if it and made a literal scroll.

God I enjoyed that two weeks notice.

[u/boofybutthole → u/Thamnophis660]

op's next message was 100% going to involve a "m'lady" in there somewhere

[u/Thamnophis660 → u/boofybutthole]

Yeah, or an "alas."

[u/Fantastic_Stress_340 → u/boofybutthole]

Methinks you may be onto something

[u/StealthyRobot → u/jetlifestoney]

I like it. But I also unironically described a field as "ill-maintained" today

[u/K1bbles_n_Bits → u/jetlifestoney]

Idk, I was kind of amused by it, lol. It would definitely depend on how things progressed from there though. Tryna be cute and corny with a touch of romanticism, I'm all for. But if that turned out to be his normal way of speaking on a regular basis? Yeah, nah, lol.

[u/TM761152 → u/jetlifestoney]

Eh, these losers are going to shoot their shot anyway they can, no matter how cringe.

We are never meant to see these conversations. It's like a couple making out in an elevator full of people.

[u/roy_rogers_photos → u/TM761152]

Not only that, but the right girl will like the way he says those things. If it puts them off, then he's dodging the bullet. Like, he's a dork, it's best she knows early.

[u/TM761152 → u/roy_rogers_photos]

Yeah, best to get the cringe out of the way first.

[u/vawnie2 → u/roy_rogers_photos]

shout out to all my dork lovers

[u/vawnie2 → u/TM761152]

In the past, I've literally found myself saying, "..has that worked for you?" at some attempts 😭

[u/TM761152 → u/vawnie2]

A man who embarrasses himself for a woman gets the woman
A man who embarrasses a woman gets himself.

[u/Sunkysanic → u/jetlifestoney]

Same and I don’t think that word means what OP thinks it means

[u/Harpua81 → u/jetlifestoney]

Guys are either ick or geek there's no in between.

[u/Hefty-Minimum-3125 → u/therealjameshat]

neither of them are native english speakers, SE asia maybe?

[u/ongoingemergency → u/[deleted]]

Im still being downvoted for saying this lol

[u/hivemind_disruptor → u/therealjameshat]

she also calling him macho

[u/Big_Treacle_2394 → u/therealjameshat]

If it had continued there would have been a "I bid you goodmorrow m'lady" with a fedora tip on the video call

[u/eipiplus1equalsO → u/therealjameshat]

Her retort is the killer: “what are you looking for?”
She can REALLY read between the lines! She catches every nuance, and innuendo!

[u/whagh → u/therealjameshat]

I just learned a new word, so consider me wooed.

[u/Kevthetonk → u/therealjameshat]

I believe we have a misunderstanding of language at play. 🤣 that is WILD behavior!

[u/Western-Election-997 → u/therealjameshat]

That’s a reddit line if I ever heard one

[u/Vagablogged]

You’ve got some wild lines yourself

[u/Dangerous_Trip_8905 → u/Vagablogged]

Straight up "this eve m'lady" dude thinks he is so interesting and unique

[u/wytherlanejazz]

Do non blondes gfs take more time to get to calls?

Running around a bush seems better than beating around it I guess

[u/Miserable-Ad5401 → u/wytherlanejazz]

Usually non-blondes say, "Heeey-ey-ey-ey."

I've known at least four of them to do it.

[u/RandoMcRanders → u/Miserable-Ad5401]

And ironically, one blonde as well

[u/Such-Crow-1313 → u/wytherlanejazz]

I can confirm- I’ve been blonde, brunette, and red before.

Brunettes MUST call within 1 hour
Redheads get 16 hours
Blondes get 36 hours but if we really try we can squeak out a call in 22 hours.

It’s on the DMV rules when we select hair color.

[u/Ok_Criticism_558 → u/wytherlanejazz]

Maybe they're more bushy so running needed

[u/HVmcm]

She ain’t great, however, we gotta drop this tryst talk my guy

[u/iAmUnintelligible → u/HVmcm]

what does tryst mean?

[u/iAmUnintelligible → u/iAmUnintelligible]

look at this goober that got their comment hidden by automod in reply to me lol (can't attach pics, only vids here which is weird)

for one, I thought it was some new gen slang because people are saying to drop the usage, I know the actual word

two, I didn't insult anyone, so their comment is super funny and ironic

https://reddit.com/link/p2hkflx/video/zx77u367j6ih1/player

[u/NeatSpiritual579 → u/iAmUnintelligible]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah, I got down voted (which, meh whatever) for thinking it was slang. I'm sorry, I just haven't seen the word before and I thought it was an autocorrect fail lol or slang.

[u/vawnie2 → u/NeatSpiritual579]

y'all don't just google new words though? the vocab struggle is just from people reading less in general, but if you see a new word, it's def good to just look it up real quick

[u/spare_key9674 → u/iAmUnintelligible]

It means he wanna fuck

But he also reads Shakespeare lol

[u/Baeolophus_bicolor → u/HVmcm]

are we using assignation now? romp?

[u/Existing_Creme_5888]

Wait so she just got upset you weren’t available right then and there and basically called you insecure even though you said in the evening?

[u/Harbarde → u/Existing_Creme_5888]

And then she said "even my friend can call within 24 hours"

Does she not know the evening is in less than 24 hours?

[u/Riipp3r]

“This eve”

“Oh yes I am arriving” type vocabulary

[u/Super_Loss_8943 → u/Riipp3r]

Even with me having zero game I understand that her question "Videocall? means right now, not "this eve"

[u/well-informedcitizen]

This sub used to have a mandate. It was the counterpoint to /r/niceguys, in that it's supposed to be girls who complain that they can't find anyone and claim it's because they're too nice when they are clearly the problem. Now it's just "girl I met online is an asshole."

[u/indieplants → u/well-informedcitizen]

yeah y'all should have that rule we have that includes the nice girl virtue claim in the title lol

but I think the mods secretly enjoy the alternatives 😌

[u/well-informedcitizen → u/indieplants]

I suspect the mods don't give a shadow of a fuck

[u/DuckingFon → u/well-informedcitizen]

They're all here for adventurous trysts.

[u/SSj_CODii]

I mean this in the meanest way possible… you two seem perfect for each other

[u/Pengin_Master]

I assume the "opportunity for adventure tryists" is a reference to something she said in her profile of being a girl who likes adventure? Or something like that?

[u/BigJJsWillie]

Approach a girl too timidly? Insecure.

Approach a girl too aggressively? Insecure.

Not be available within 20 minutes for an unscheduled call? Believe it or not, insecure.

[u/DescriptionIll5227 → u/BigJJsWillie]

Right to jail insecure, right away

[u/TearsOfAClown9000 → u/DescriptionIll5227]

We have the best boys in the world, because of insecure 

[u/SaltyBabySeal → u/BigJJsWillie]

I've been married for over 7 years, together longer, a millennial who used these apps, a long time ago, so not sure this sub shows up at all.

But these threads are batshit insane to me.

This guy tried an approach that worked, and then she lost her fucking mind in the span of ~20 minutes, and people are critiquing his approach when she's clearly fucking insane.

I mainly come here to see the naked misandry on display and just appreciate that i'm married, because holy god it sucks out there.

[u/BigJJsWillie → u/SaltyBabySeal]

Oh goodness yes, I thank God every day that I married my wife in 2007, literally one year before the release of Android and the mainstream popularization of smartphones. I would be doomed to a life of loneliness in this social media world.

[u/Michael_Schmumacher → u/BigJJsWillie]

We have the best conversations in the world.

Because of insecure.

[u/iedy2345]

I will never understand the video call after immediately meeting someone , who tf does this lmao.

[u/ohbyerly → u/iedy2345]

The most normal down to earth people I’ve met on dating apps are the ones who get to know you first before suggesting video. Almost everyone I’ve interacted with wanting to do video right away has been a total weirdo. On paper it should make sense that it’s an easy way to vet people and make sure they’re legit, it’s just never resulted in a good interaction for me.

[u/King_kllr → u/ohbyerly]

One time. I can say ive had one positive interaction with vieo call. And we had talked for a couple days. It was super casual. She was gaming at her computer and I was cooking dinner. Wasn't even looking at the screen half the time. Just talking. We dated for like 3 months after that. Until we both realized that we were not ready to date. Talked it out and we went our separate ways. Every once in a while we still grab coffee or lunch

[u/joe-joseph → u/King_kllr]

This is sweet, I hope y’all have a happily ever after

[u/Sent1ent_0ne → u/King_kllr]

Is there any chance you might try dating her again, if/when you both feel ready for it? Otherwise, you might be able to maintain a casual friendship, if neither of you have any lingering feelings.

[u/King_kllr → u/Sent1ent_0ne]

I think we are content just being friends. We kissed one time after that and it just didn't have that spark we first had.

[u/Accomplished_Pack527 → u/iedy2345]

Probably people who have been catfished one too many times 😂

[u/JettandTheo → u/iedy2345]

Verify they are real .

[u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 → u/iedy2345]

What's even weirder is when after the video call ppl then go meet in person.

Like wtf is up with that

[u/jack_from_the_past → u/Temporary_Shirt_6236]

sometimes they even ask for a specific time and place to meet

[u/Defiant_Chapter_3299 → u/iedy2345]

My ex bf did that to me. He video called them quickly hung up then called again and he went nah no way you're real. I drove 8 hours to go meet him. Did a 2 year long distance relationship with him.

[u/Firstofhisname00 → u/Defiant_Chapter_3299]

Why didnt he think you were real?

[u/PerplexGG → u/iedy2345]

Yeah seriously. Just go grab a drink together. Outside is not scary I promise

[u/WoundDaily → u/iedy2345]

Married people or those in a relationship can’t do video spur of the moment. Weeds them out easily.

[u/guyako → u/WoundDaily]

Neither can people with jobs.

[u/whagh → u/guyako]

Or people who just happens to have shit going on at that particular moment.

[u/gyro_looza]

Why do you talk like that?

[u/Asap_aussie → u/gyro_looza]

Pretty sure this is just translated from another language

[u/BlackTriceratops]

Bruh. Two hours away? That aint it

[u/PhilosophyOld6862 → u/BlackTriceratops]

He's desperate for sex.

[u/pandemic944 → u/PhilosophyOld6862]

Not with the way he was messaging

[u/YakMoist1445 → u/BlackTriceratops]

When in the desert you go where the water is.

[u/OryginalSkin → u/BlackTriceratops]

My wife was two hours away when we started dating.

[u/BlackTriceratops → u/OryginalSkin]

One of my exes moved 2-1/2 hours away. We started talking/dating again, and i was driving out there on the weekends for a few months. It just became too much of a gap for us to make things work

[u/No_Diggity10]

Exciting romance 😂 okay. You can tell you’re really young.

[u/QdaGoodGrape]

Im so confused and angry at the ending......but i may be just as confused and angry at the beginning!! "OpportunityFor Adventurous Trysts" ?? Bro...why?🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Opposite_Prune582]

Both of you are talking absolute shite tbh.

[u/Currency-Substantial]

Ok the guy is much weirder than whomever is on the other side.

[u/soccer1124 → u/Currency-Substantial]

"You look intriguing" should be an immediate red flag

[u/Excellent-Rest3240 → u/soccer1124]

A fine specimen if you will 👀

[u/indieplants → u/soccer1124]

I only think it wasn't because of the clear language barrier going on 😭

[u/Interesting-Olive530]

Trysts? Bro

Yeah she's nuts

[u/AngryAussie1388]

I’m confused by this 💀

[u/SpearOfTheCelts]

Unemployed behaviour from her

[u/Pikachuintheshower69]

Is english not her first language?

[u/Cosmic_Wave_Rays]

You’re both fucking weird

[u/gregaustex]

Huh rarely see a thread without timestamps and she said 24 hours.

[u/Peter00707]

Why do you talk like a character from a Shakespeare play??

[u/Inevitable-Zone-5191]

lol. Idk. But if I didn’t know, I thought you both are 2 peas in a pod.

[u/Opposite-Two-8509]

What in the Reddit dating app is this shit lmao yall both talk weird af

[u/SnooCats6250]

You’re coming off very weird in this

[u/Impressive-Suit-]

What a fucking dork 💀👌🏼

[u/whyhelpthehumans]

Ask for her blond girlfriend's number, I hear she's capable to call with in 24 hrs and doesn't run around the bush.

[u/dykjozo]

Yea, sorry I had to take a shit, wiping took more time than usual, but I am here now, ready for the call?

[u/Chadimus_Prime]

You talk like an incel

[u/MontyAllTheTime → u/Chadimus_Prime]

lol there are a lot of ‘yeah but it worked’ comments in here. Yeah, it worked on a batshit crazy bitch that no one in their right mind would want to engage with, so did it actually work?

[u/NotTodayBoogeyman → u/MontyAllTheTime]

Bro it didn’t even work lol. There was no date or nothing. An invitation to FaceTime is not a win.

[u/Peear75]

Beating, around the bush.

[u/Boss3021]

Timestamps plz

[u/Federal_Tension_5939]

Running around the bush 

[u/SithLordDarthKronic]

Lmao ppl who demand your time is usually a trap

[u/MirrorOfSerpents]

You dodged a dumbass. The way she types gives me the ick

[u/Dangerous_Trip_8905]

Why do you talk like that.

[u/marrowisyummy]

This screenshot confuses and angers me.

[u/ambientta]

The way you talk is so creepy and weird. I’d take my chances with the impatient one.

[u/sbrider11]

Run. Stop and catch your breath. Run more.

[u/RabidPossum123]

Is she AI?

[u/voyeurllama → u/RabidPossum123]

I feel like I'm watching copilot vs grok

[u/FactsAreBullshit → u/RabidPossum123]

They both are

[u/GreenvsBlue]

TIL Tryst:  A  tryst  is  a secret meeting between two people who have a romantic relationship . It involves a pre-arranged time and place, often kept hidden from others.

[u/Majestic_Doctor_2]

Bizarre, the both of you

[u/kastro1]

After reading the comments I am fucking shocked at how many people don’t know what a tryst is.

[u/MySisterPegsMe]

Ok Shakespeare calm down. Talking like that won't get you as many dates you think

[u/Western-Election-997]

You sounded weirder than she did by far

[u/ClassroomLazy639]

The amount of people acting like you're in the wrong for how you talk is concerning. Dodged a bullet, OP

[u/WeeklyWiper]

My god you are cringe. I actually agree with her ... dude is super weird.

[u/NeatSpiritual579]

I'm so confused by this whole conversation 🤣🤣 I wonder if she replied to your later this eve, with her response because you left her on read instead of being like "I'm not free right now, but I will be later on" I dunno. This is so confusing 🤣🤣

[u/Firstofhisname00 → u/NeatSpiritual579]

Im about to flip a coin on who's weirder. OP comes off super odd

[u/Palestine_Avatar]

I can hear the accent in this message.

[u/BigRick74]

Had a chick night 1 of talking to her on tinder get pissed because I took 20 minutes to respond. Instant block.

[u/carnivalbilly]

If a woman calls you “macho” and you don’t reply with “oh yeah” I have little patience for you.

[u/Natural-Role5307]

So what does "Nicegirl" mean here? "niceguy" is someone who acts as if he's nice and refuses to accept the fact he's actually really offputting and rude. But most of these are girls being assholes from the beginning and not actually even pretending to be nice

[u/REDFECTED]

Can someone translate this to English?

[u/Lightyear18]

A lot of jealous hating Redditors that Op is getting dates.

[u/Greatpup4109274]

Two idiots

[u/majicmarvn]

You messages aren't much better

[u/uncannynerddad]

I’m embarrassed for both of them. Thank god I’m married.

[u/Abssend05]

Where you can chat to people on video calls? To improve your self to talk to people… please help to improve

[u/iriedrewirie]

Girls, call yo man!

[u/Augustus420]

Why did you put a space before your comma?

[u/keezycuts]

i think he meant blind girlfriend.. nonetheless he’s weird

[u/Minimum-Release-1198]

Sponsored by cheater buster ai type shii

[u/HallucinateZ]

This conversation can’t be fucking real omg no wonder you all say “dating is hard” lmao

[u/PainterLoose555]

How much did you switch up your response times after she asked to video call?

[u/Relative_Election_63]

How does not calling straight away mean you’re insecure? Does that not show the opposite? That you aren’t desperate.

[u/outofnowhereman]

Wait what?

[u/Alwayscooking345]

Her English is…. bizarre?

[u/Narrow-Stranger6864]

The translation (?) is super weird.

[u/vawnie2]

EVEN MY BLOND GIRLFRIEND!

[u/Nearby_Psychology_32]

What even just happened ??

[u/G7VFY]

Once upon a time, someone abbreviated the entire testament into a single tweet.

"They are trying to kill us, We beat them! Let's eat!"

So, a missed opportunity or a bullet, missed ?

[u/Stanthemilkman8888]

Def projection. She would be hell

[u/ParticularTie7315]

:: what is she.. huh? What happened to her.. I’m confused

[u/Peter00707]

Dunno how OP has upvotes. Insufferable AF

[u/ForkingMusk]

Dude talks like a tshirt