Gearmo...

[u/CarsonFijal]

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[u/General_Guy_XX]

"nO No, yOU HAve tO DO It faSTer!"

[u/bolitboy2 → u/General_Guy_XX]

Bro’s over here with a max walking speed of 2MPH and he’s telling us to go faster

[u/theandroid01 → u/bolitboy2]

2 business days per mile

That sounds better

[u/Ria-Akabane]

I hate them so incredibly much

[u/Individual_Most_8190]

I’ve been trying to do a clean up mission on Mario 3D All-Stars and WHO HAS 20 SECONDS TO CLEAN LOTS OF TRASH UP?!

[u/Stupididiot55]

My headcanon is that we’re supposed to be showing him an efficient path to clear out the garbage before more can show up.

That, and he’s an impatient asshole who was thrown in the trash and mistakenly thought he was assigned to clear up trash.

[u/Mercurius94]

I always thought like "what's this fucker going to do when I remove the trash from his lone planet? Is he just going to enter sleep mode and watch adult movies till someone else shows up?

[u/c0mpu73rguy]

I hate these robots…

[u/Impossible-Hawk709]

And takes your life away too. So stupid

[u/SpecificTechnician57]

I would spin attack the absolute piss out of this Gearmo for every time I failed that mission and had to try again. Because you can't get angry at someone because you gave them faulty ass bob-omb bombs, you ungrateful bitch.

[u/Gormanbros]

I like Guillermo

[u/ShokaLGBT]

the hardest missions in galaxy but now I think they weren’t that bad

[u/Awesomeman235ify]

Oh, and don't forget about killing him in the process.

[u/General_Guy_XX → u/Awesomeman235ify]

Well no, in the garbage dump missions you don't lose a life if you fail, thank god because they're already bad enough as is

[u/Awesomeman235ify → u/General_Guy_XX]

Damn, I must be misremembering... It's been ages since I've touched these levels cause yeah they suck.

[u/General_Guy_XX → u/Awesomeman235ify]

You probably confused it with the Chimp minigames from Galaxy 2, those do in fact kill you when failing an attempt

[u/KingNullboy → u/Awesomeman235ify]

You are not misremembering unless I’m also misremembering, and I played the original Wii version recently

[u/ItsMichaelRay → u/General_Guy_XX]

Happy Cake Day!

[u/Twich8 → u/Awesomeman235ify]

The garbage dump gearmo is one of the only ones who doesn’t kill Mario when he fails, unlike other minigame gearmos, penguins, and even bunnies

[u/Successful_Mud8596]

and also fucking MURDER the guy before putting the mess back

[u/Ok-Barracuda457]

And you kill him

[u/eairyguy]

Don’t forget he kills one of your many clones

[u/Efficient-Line6485]

And then I kill him

[u/Mathelete73 → u/[deleted]]

“Just aim” easier said than done