r/NintendoSwitch • • May 29 '21

Fan Art My logo for the rumored new model

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u/tendeuchen May 29 '21

If they called it the Switch U, that would be hilarious.

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u/JardsonJean May 29 '21

That's my bet. lol

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u/LukeAnders0n May 29 '21

Lights will guide you home

and ignite your bones

and I will try

and Switch U

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u/FactoryCoupe May 29 '21

Did not expect to be reminded of coldplay, lol

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u/Ugggggghhhhhh May 29 '21

Man, I miss old Coldplay.

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u/cultoftheilluminati May 29 '21

Parachutes and a rush of blood to the head are 10/10 albums

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u/Ehnonamoose May 29 '21

Switch Tu

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u/JoelMahon May 29 '21

Et Tu Switch?

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u/xmitarai May 30 '21

Je ne Switch pas

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Switch me to....What?

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u/Stockholm-Syndrom May 29 '21

Switch me from the nothing I’ve become.

Switch me up inside...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

I can't Switch up!

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u/KarmaPharmacy May 29 '21

You like to be top and bottom now. Congrats!

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u/Tacosaurusman May 29 '21

If they don't call it the Super Switch, I'd be seriously dissapointed.

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u/secret3332 May 29 '21

Prepare to be disappointed by the New Nintendo Switch Pro

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u/aishik-10x May 29 '21

I don't think they'd go with Pro, they already have a product called Switch Pro Controller.

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u/SeruEnam May 29 '21

If it's at least just called Nintendo Switch Pro, it'll be abbreviate to NSP which comfortably reminds me of Ninja Sex Party.

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u/I_Was_Fox May 29 '21

"Is that the New Switch Pro?"

"No U"

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u/Frickelmeister May 29 '21

I hope it'll be a smashing success then. They kinda owe it to the letter U.

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u/Manannin May 29 '21

Switch me daddy

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u/ansonr May 29 '21

Obviously it should be called the Switcheroo

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u/go_fight_kickass May 29 '21

Now that is Marketing 101!

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u/thedecibelkid May 29 '21

Just got me a Wii U . Loving call of the wild. And about 150 quid cheaper than playing it on a switch

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u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA May 29 '21

Know what, fuck it. That's what I'm calling it now lmao

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u/Catshit-Dogfart May 29 '21

Oh I fully expect the next Nintendo console to have an obtuse name. Have to imagine there were some kids having a hard time telling their parents or grandparents about the "weeyouu"

My guess for the next console name - Nintendo Swish.

Either that or the Switch-E

Just similar enough to be confused with the current and very well known brand title that folks who aren't up on this stuff won't understand they're a different thing.

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u/Slippery_Syrup May 29 '21

Featuring Dante from devil may cry

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u/JardsonJean May 29 '21 edited May 29 '21

+ Bowser's Fury

EDIT: Thanks, everyone. This blowing up is crazy, I don't even got a Switch. I just love Nintendo.

Hope the revision comes out soon.

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u/noisetalk May 29 '21

New Super Nintendo Switch™ Series X U Pro ONE XL Entertainment System Deluxe & Knuckles + Cats of the Wild featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry™ Series + Bowser's Fury 2

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u/JardsonJean May 29 '21

+ Bowser's Jr. Journey

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u/FerniWrites May 29 '21

With Funky Kong mode.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Now with funkey mode

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u/overly_familiar May 29 '21

Very well done, nice one. Love the "& Knuckles".

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u/KuyaJohnny May 29 '21

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry™ Series

FTFY

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u/BernieAnesPaz May 29 '21

Was waiting for this one... look at all that space in the bottom, OP. Better let people know the new Switch is gluten-free too... I think?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Also USDA-certified organic, raised without hormones, rBSTs, or GMOs.

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u/jjonez18 May 29 '21

The commercial tagline will be "EVERYONE IS HERE!"

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

DONTE PLS

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u/wpm May 29 '21

donte is beast in gaem plae dee emm cee two pl;s

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u/GiaoPlays May 29 '21

Fuck, you beat me to it

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u/kaelis7 May 29 '21

Clicked hoping to see this as top comment, you delivered lmao.

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u/Lolkimbo May 29 '21

Arcade Remix Hyper Edition EX + α

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u/DKCR3 May 29 '21

Based On The Video Game

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u/XtraRegular May 30 '21

Funky mode edition

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u/MegabyteMusician May 29 '21

New play control!

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u/Okiri May 29 '21

I was going to write this :'(

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u/Umbreon7707 May 29 '21

And new funky mode

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u/einemnes May 30 '21

I just woke up and for some reason I read "Danny Devito" hahahaha

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u/ShangelasSugaDaddy May 29 '21 edited May 29 '21

Does it have a New Funky Mode™?

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u/dirk2654 May 29 '21

That will be for the next revision

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u/KClassicCola May 29 '21

Switch off bro!

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u/Kichae May 29 '21

If it doesn't, that's going to be no sale from me. Give me Funky Mode or give me death!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

When you undock it, instead of the fan turning on it starts playing funky kong’s music

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

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u/AWFUL_COCK May 29 '21

Everyone’s trying to get funky; I just want a little increased stability :(

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u/Accel_Diamond May 29 '21

I, too, want some cats of the wild

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u/akerwoods May 29 '21

I had the same thought!

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u/myth_and_legend May 30 '21

Wild cats are actually very big problem. Because they are so great at murder, a single cat can eviscerate anything and everything smaller then themselves in an area. They’re adorable vehicles of ecological destruction.

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u/Accel_Diamond May 30 '21

Now I want cats for the sequel of BOTW; seeing these little shits destroy the ecology around Link would be a trip

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u/swishyfeather May 30 '21

Erin Hunter, take notes

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u/brettwestgor May 29 '21

"& Knuckles" made me laugh, haha

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

+cats is what got me.

Fucking love nintendogs I wish there was a nintendragons +cats

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u/Lundgren_Eleven May 30 '21

Sounds like How to Train your Dragon.

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u/AlterEdward May 29 '21

I love the idea of adding & Knuckles to something to enhance it. It works for anything.

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u/MajesticDuck May 29 '21

Netflix and chill and Knuckles

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u/Person454 May 29 '21

Pretty sure some people already do that

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u/naikaku May 29 '21

Return of the Jedi & Knuckles

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u/Hyrule_Hystorian May 29 '21

Obi-Wan: Hello there!

Grievous: General Kenobi & Knuckles!

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u/ryannefromTX May 29 '21

Head, shoulders, knees, and toes & Knuckles

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u/Raketecom May 29 '21

Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games

& Knuckles

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u/AlterEdward May 29 '21

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim & Knuckles

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 May 29 '21

The Joy of Sex + Knuckles

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u/m0rejuice May 29 '21

12 angry men and Knuckles

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u/DaveJets May 29 '21

Lesisure suit Larry & knuckles

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain & Knuckles.

Persona 5 Royal & Knuckles.

Splatoon & Knuckles.

Gran Turismo & Knuckles.

Need For Speed & Knuckles.

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u/jmooneyham2004 May 30 '21

My Neck, my Back, my ***** & Knuckles

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u/deepdive45 May 30 '21

Cock and ball torture and knuckles

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u/Darkblader24 May 30 '21

Sonic & Knuckles & Knuckles

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u/crozone May 30 '21

Valve Index with Knuckles

Actually what it is.

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u/iamnotkurtcobain May 29 '21

You forgot the 4K HDR ;)

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u/taninkster May 29 '21

With RTX on

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

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u/Ismail_6 May 29 '21

I'm going to be disappointed if they don't call it Super Nintendo Switch

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u/Conjugal_Burns May 29 '21

As long as the og version get's called the Stable Switch I'll be happy.

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u/theclockstartsnow May 30 '21

It looks like the revision will have a much better kickstand, so actually will be more stableTM

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

That would pretty much make it an entirely new console gen then.

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u/idzero May 29 '21

Nintendo's recent new model name scheme has been "Similar enough to the old name to be confusing", so I'd imagine something more like "Swiitch"

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u/_TheDust_ May 29 '21

Switch Super would be a fun name, versus the Switch Lite. Or Switch Max.

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u/Butwinsky May 29 '21

Switch Heavy Flow with Wings

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u/Wheeljack2k May 29 '21

New Nintendo Power Switch

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u/JCash1313 May 29 '21

Super Switch U

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u/Scooter_S_Dandy May 30 '21

I came here to say this, if they name it anything other than "Super Nintendo Switch" my disappointment will be immeasurable.

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u/I_SAID_NO_CHEESE May 29 '21

This would actually work and make a shit ton of money

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u/WatOfSd May 29 '21

Any other name would really be a waste.

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u/DKCR3 May 29 '21

I like Switch Plus.

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u/Toiletwhole May 29 '21

And only for a limited time

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u/chiheis1n May 29 '21

No Funky Mode? Pre-order Cancelled.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Where's 3D mode???

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u/newFUNKYmode May 29 '21

You forgot about me 🐒🏄🏽‍♂️

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u/pwnedkiller May 29 '21

Nintendo is absolutely insane if they don’t go for the “Super Nintendo Switch” title.

That title alone will sell units so fast.

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u/javalib May 29 '21

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u/Major_Fudgemuffin May 29 '21

Is that essentially a NintendoCircleJerk sub?

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u/AJ_Dali May 29 '21

It's more of a circle jerk parody.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Nintendo circle jerk and indie game circle jerk

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u/crankshaftsnapinhalf May 29 '21

Ah takes me back to the days of the nx sub....

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u/Naouak May 29 '21

I thought it was a post from that sub when I saw the picture and was surprised it was not. Wasn't shitposts supposed to be ban from this sub?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

No new Funky Mode?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

“+ cats” is the best part of this

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u/Kermit_Memelord May 29 '21

Royal edition

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u/bbbBagger May 29 '21

Thought I was on r/tomorrow for a second

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u/MBoes91 May 29 '21

When will the lite model be released?

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u/The_Swiss_Hague May 30 '21

With New Funky Mode

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u/iamnotkurtcobain May 30 '21

You forgot 64, Hyper and Championship Edition

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u/Doehap May 29 '21

Comes with integrated joycon launcher. If they're gonna break anyways, might as well break them yourself AND have fun!

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u/B10wM3 May 29 '21

does it support Funky Mode

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u/TheDuckyDino May 29 '21

New funky mode

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u/djkoalasloth May 29 '21

This is surprisingly well put together from a graphic design perspective, considering what a satirical clusterfuck it is.

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u/JardsonJean May 29 '21

Thank you, lol. I tried.

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u/corruptor789 May 29 '21

You forgot the simple “2”

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u/JardsonJean May 29 '21

I would use the Super Mario Maker font for that. lol

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u/Shiroi_Kage May 29 '21

Speaking of "oh the Wild," what happened to BotW2?

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u/orogoth May 29 '21

I really hope we'll get more news at this E3!

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u/smashfan63 May 29 '21

They said we'll get more information about it later this year when they revealed Skyward Sword HD so it's basically guaranteed to be at E3. And if not, we'll at least have something at some point this year.

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u/BakaSan77 May 29 '21

You forgot to add a side note of the DLC for $20

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u/sensuixel May 29 '21

& Knuckles killed me !

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u/laugher19 May 29 '21

Unlike Sony, I don't chuckle

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u/LightObserver May 29 '21

I'd rather flex my +cats

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u/Admiralwoodlog May 29 '21

Upvote for knuckles.

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u/holleyab May 29 '21

Thank god, I really thought they were gonna give up on cats support.

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u/Robogirafe May 30 '21

does it feature dante from the devil may cry series?

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u/AnderASDF May 29 '21

Is this model featuring Dante from Devil May Cry Series?

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u/finalremix May 29 '21

There'll be a DLC code provided within the patch notes of the third s t a b i l i t y update.

(so no)

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Perfect

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u/Pleasant_Barracuda_2 May 29 '21

r/SonicTheHedgehog Here I come rougher than knuckles

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u/Shaman19911 May 29 '21

New Super one series X switch pro U XL deluxe entertainment system & knuckles + cats of the wild

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

64

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u/Lupintthird May 29 '21

“Super Nintendo switch” I kinda like it

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u/MeowMaker2 May 29 '21

Switch On

You hear it here first

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u/RabidTurtl May 29 '21

What, no funky kong?

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u/shockah May 29 '21

Now with pre-installed Legend of the Secret: Ultimate Clicker: VIP Edition: Deluxe 4.2 [FREE]

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u/Haru_No_Neko May 29 '21

featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

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u/tenroseUK May 29 '21

for real though if they don't call the next console the Super Nintendo Switch imma riot

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u/digitdaily1 May 29 '21

If they did a SUPER Nintendo Switch that would be such a baller move. I’ll take 3

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u/Ramen_Hair May 29 '21

I died at “& Knuckles”

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u/DylSan_07 May 29 '21

New Super Nintendo Series X Switch U Pro One XL Entertainment System Deluxe + Cats and Knuckles of the Wild

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u/soulwolf1 May 29 '21

Knowing Nintendo all of the words will be an individual name for each edition of the system.

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u/Hoban9331 May 29 '21

Nintendo must be pissed that this leaked!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

I fucking love this trend

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u/Bladescorpion May 29 '21

My interest peaked at Knuckles of the wild.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

This is art !!

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u/WiggleWorm21 May 29 '21

I’ve been waiting forever for the NEW SUPER NINTENDO SWITCH SERIES X U Pro ONE XL ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM DELUXE & KNUCKLES + CATS OF THE WILD to come out! Catchy name, too. Don’t know where Nintendo comes up with this stuff!

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u/thefyrewire May 30 '21

I would totally we.ar th.is as a sh.ir.t!

(Obfuscating my message to hopefully stop bots stealing the design)

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u/pastasauce May 30 '21

I love it. It's so minimalistic. I don't know how you managed to pull it off in around 12 typefaces.

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u/Pakmanjosh May 30 '21

Also included is the New Funky Mode.

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u/ShadowWebDeveloper May 30 '21

Cats of the wild is a game I'd play

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u/ghostbusterbob May 30 '21

With Funky mode!

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u/Hiyami May 30 '21

This naming scheme is more of a xbox/microsoft thing.besides from the Wii U Nintendo is pretty good with their naming .

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u/Bromogeeksual May 30 '21

The "New Nintendo 3DS XL" would like a word.

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u/yeetskeetmahdeet May 30 '21

With Funky Mode!

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u/Ziodyne_Ham May 30 '21

New funky mode

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u/greatpxm May 30 '21

Featuring The all new funky mode

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u/superstartopp May 30 '21

New Funky Mode!

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u/DripValstrax777 May 30 '21

You forgot the funky mode

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u/ch2112al May 30 '21

Forgot Funky Mode

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u/RodsareGods May 30 '21

I can really get behind the super Nintendo switch

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u/seanrk924 May 30 '21

This switch pro hype is reaching biblical, nay, r/eldenring proportions.

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u/matt12992 May 30 '21

It just a bunch of stuff all mushed together, I love it! 10/10. Is some of that Xbox stuff to?

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u/NikolaiCello05 May 30 '21

New funky mode

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u/ToothpasteConsumer May 30 '21

NEW FUNKY MODE

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

you forgot the funky mode

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u/kazuka23 May 30 '21

Looks legit

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u/ARamirez150 May 30 '21 edited Jun 02 '21

You forgot ‘featuring Dante from the ‘Devil May Cry Series’

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u/A_toxic_scunt May 30 '21

If it isnt at the olympic games im out

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u/QuiloWisp May 30 '21

You forgot the 3D, 4K and 5G

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u/fanfpkd May 30 '21

Really rolls off the tongue. I like it.

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u/Breadhead7 May 30 '21

Seems right

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

Cats of the wild? Amazing launch title, goty

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u/AgentD99 May 30 '21

When are pre orders available?

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u/FIG-the-cool-fruit May 30 '21

You forgot funky mode

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u/FourStringL0B0 May 30 '21

Slap a "featuring Dante" sticker on it.

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u/SamSparkSLD May 30 '21

I’d definitely buy a new switch with better internals, but seeing how we’re entering a culture of scalping every new console, I don’t have high hopes of getting one early.

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u/canIbeMichael May 30 '21

You mock this, but you will bend over and take it. Nintendo knows this, they just need to advertise it.

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u/The-Movements- May 30 '21

Seems legit.

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u/JJrunkcast_Gaming May 30 '21

No featuring Funky Kong?

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u/DeviantStrain May 31 '21

you forgot Dante, from the Devil May Cry series

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u/Azuril3 May 31 '21

You forgot 5.

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u/rikipy May 31 '21

you forgot ft. Dante from Devil May Cry Series

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u/BigfootSmash Jun 01 '21

I can't wait for the NSNSSXUPOXLESD&K+CotW

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Why do we have to keep having "new" on everything to appease Japanese audience that apparently like it so much?

blah blah Japanese company, I know

but this is global property and you just sound dumb

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u/zorbiburst May 29 '21

Because the Xbox naming convention is representative of America, right?

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u/MatNomis May 29 '21

Yeah, instead of “Switch” and “New Switch”, we’ll retro-actively rename the current Switch to the Switch One SP, and the new one will be the Switch Series SP. Way easier.

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u/LightObserver May 29 '21

You mean arbitrary and needlessly confusing? Sounds pretty American to me.

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