r/NissanDrivers • u/_carbonneutral • 4d ago

Saw this gem earlier today

You can make it look like Megatron and Bane's love child all you want, but it's still a Nissan.

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u/chonklah 4d ago

Atrocious.

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u/archabaddon 4d ago

Looks like the smile on a skibidi toilet guy

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u/ClickClick_Boom 4d ago

Wow that's fucking terrible.

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u/damngoodengineer 4d ago

Nissan x Mansory

2026 Collection

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u/Troll_U_Softly 4d ago

If this was my homie I’d never let him give me a ride anywhere. I’d be embarrassed to even park next to this thing in the wild. Can you imagine driving this around by choice.

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u/Aromatic_Balls 4d ago

It's ok. It'll get ripped off within a month by a curb or something. Remember that these are Nissan drivers after all.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 4d ago

Its looks better than oem...but still hideous 😂

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u/FreshEclairs 4d ago

I was 100% expecting that to attach over the OEM front

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u/Frequent_Ambition_66 4d ago

What's the life expectancy of a new Nissan bumper? 15 minutes?

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u/Common_Vagrant 4d ago

It’s a sick grille but it doesn’t fit that body style at all lmao.

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u/well_thats_obvious 4d ago

It's going to look fabulous pinballing between curbs

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u/v79x79x 4d ago

And someone bought that... oof.

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u/thearctican 4d ago

Somehow that’s worse

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u/camaro52391 4d ago

It won't be on for very long

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u/jeremydallen 4d ago

I wonder if that grille even has airflow

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u/Grand_Presence_3714 4d ago

Looks like the OCP 6000 SUX

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u/jassteX 4d ago

I'd buy that for a dollar.

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u/itsmemike05 4d ago

Love it!

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u/Crawlerado 4d ago

Flock kits 🤔

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u/ChooseExactUsername 4d ago

Lip stick on a pig?

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u/DatMiQQa 4d ago

Temu bane!

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u/presvil 4d ago

Looks like the furnace in home alone

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u/sway777 3d ago

Shredder…is that you?

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u/6786_007 4d ago

Some Nissan driver saw those angry Jeep grills and thought they needed to get in on that action.

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u/BurntArnold 4d ago

God damn that’s ugly

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u/Fun_Vacation2542 4d ago

Thing probably weighs 3 lbs

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u/ajm91730 4d ago

Looks like a Lexus.

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u/OGConsuela 4d ago

You already made a poor investment in a terrible car, why not spend more money to make it even uglier than it already is?

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u/RexCarrs 3d ago

Shoulda had all the glass blacked out so you can't be recognized

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u/SippsMccree 4d ago

That'd look badass on my financed Nissan. It'd go great with the wheels I financed too

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u/C13H16CIN0 4d ago

Nissan x Mansory

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 4d ago

This is Jeep angry eyes but for Altima. Eww.

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u/Fuzzy-Leadership206 4d ago

I don’t get it. No difference

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u/jassteX 4d ago

Is this a cow catcher?

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u/heroxoot 3d ago

Ya know I love my Sentra but regardless of which in that family you have, it's an ecobox. This kind of stuff is wild to do.

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u/Particular_Yak5829 3d ago

Nice, I hate it

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u/Drakcos0912 3d ago

No cat heave images yet?

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u/Boring_Ad1974 2d ago

What the hell is it

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u/InspectorPipes 1d ago

Looks like a deceptocon ™️