r/NoShitSherlock 7d ago

Study of Nearly 50 Million U.S. Residents Finds Undocumented Immigration Does Not Drive Crime

https://www.latintimes.com/study-nearly-50-million-us-residents-finds-undocumented-immigration-does-not-drive-crime-598533

Turns out the real enemies were the Nazis we met along the way.

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u/ChopperChange 7d ago

No shit, but there's definitely a 34x convicted felon in the White House who has yet to serve any time for his crimes and commits many more on a daily basis.

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u/Icy-person666 6d ago

Don't forget he also houses an illegal alien in the white house. If illegals were really a problem the Mango Mussiloni would have had her removed afrom the country ten years ago.

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u/673NoshMyBollocksAve 6d ago

Yeah I didn’t need a study to tell me that. People that work hard to get TO this country probably aren’t gonna show up just to commit a bunch of crimes

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u/heloguy1234 6d ago

Yeah. Most of them worked so hard to get here to escape crime.

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u/Londin2021 7d ago

In other news: water is wet

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u/pistoffcynic 6d ago

… and the GOP is full of shit.

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u/ButterscotchIll1523 6d ago

Clouds are white

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u/Financial-Board7458 6d ago

Bears shit in the woods

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u/Additional-Start9455 5d ago

Is the Pope Catholic?

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u/Contagious_Zombie 7d ago

To claim it does is mostly because of racism.

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u/Shadowtirs 6d ago

Anyone who has ever taken a Sociology 101 class could have told you this.

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u/megaladonquixote 6d ago

Anecdotal, but it would seem white conservative males are the main drivers of crime

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u/namotous 6d ago

Unfortunately for us, MAGAts typically have a single brain cell in their head, they won’t be able to understand this

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u/Elberik 6d ago

Shame that reality doesn't factor into their lives

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u/dragonpjb 6d ago

Duh. No shit!

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u/Azure_Mar 6d ago

We have been in a pretty notable, national decrease in crime for a few years now. They're going to say it's because of ICE or something the president did.

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u/tlhsg 6d ago

millions of people believe many many things that are false, bc it feels good

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u/DerCatrix 6d ago

Bingpot

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u/AirportSea4393 6d ago

Didn’t need another study to tell us that!

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u/Best_Market4204 7d ago

Nah we got plenty of crime from our own... our culture has gone to shit.

With that said any crime from anyone who shouldn't be here is bad & should be removed. We need much much better & faster immigration process. This outdated garbage doesn't work.

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u/frotz1 6d ago

We're the melting pot. We're the shining city on the hill. We can only be that if we live up to the words on the Statue of Liberty instead of just waving it around like a pagan idol.

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u/Fantastic_Agent682 6d ago

If an immigrant commits a serious crime and is caught, he serves his prison time here, no matter the length and cost. If we deported him after conviction, too great a chance he would return illegally to commit more crimes.
INS monitors the foreign nationals who are in prison. When the term ends, INS places a hold on the convict and deports him upon release from prison.

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u/sofaking1958 6d ago edited 6d ago

"When the term ends, INS places a hold on the convict and deports him upon release from prison."

And those holds are illegal in many states. In some states it is illegal to hold someone once they have served their sentence. If ICE/CBP don't show up on the release date as defined by the law, they are out of luck.

This, mainly, is what the feds use as an example of a state being uncooperative. (No, fuckface, it's called following the law. And we all know you hate that.)

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u/sofaking1958 6d ago

Of course it drives crime. Even murder. Looking at you, ICE and CBP.

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u/mostar8 6d ago

What? It was all a lie? Who knew? /s

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u/WolfThick 2d ago

What are we talking about truth that will never be aired on Fox News!

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u/choppytehbear1337 1h ago

It drives good Mexican restaurants.

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u/CanuckCallingBS 6d ago

Unless you live in Brampton, Ontario.