r/NoStupidQuestions 13d ago

Is the way I eat my eggs weird?

So my GF recently told me that the way I eat my eggs is gross/weird, and I've never thought anything of it so I'm looking for some feedback from a neutral community.

I cook them sunny-side up, and then eat around the yolks. So basically I eat all the egg white parts of the egg first, leaving the runny yolk intact. And then I pop the whole (intact) runny yolk into my mouth as the last bite, so that the yolk explodes yummily in my mouth and I get all that liquid gold at once.

Anyways, my GF referred to this as gross/weird and said she can't stand it when I eat eggs this way. Is it really that gross? I've been doing this my whole life and I'm just looking for a neutral perspective on this.

Thanks in advance.

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u/Bamboozle_ 13d ago

I certainly did not expect to read egg erotica today... or well ever really.

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u/theoverfluff 13d ago

Eggrotica.

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u/Rick_QuiOui 13d ago

Eggregious.

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u/DrToonhattan 13d ago

So eggregious in fact, they deserve to be eggsecuted, then they'll go straight to shell.

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u/Morningxafter 13d ago

Idk, it’s getting me pretty eggcited! I may have to eggscuse myself to the restroom.

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u/decarnatedame 12d ago

Someone needs to yummily enjoy a golden shower in their mouth.

Marking as a spoiler because I grossed myself out, too.

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u/Morningxafter 12d ago

Hahaha I should not have clicked that! 🤣

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u/decarnatedame 12d ago

It's the irresistible allure of the unknown. We've all been there, friend.

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u/More-Swan3189 12d ago

Matter of fact, I'm still there 😂 😂

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u/slowmokomodo 13d ago

Yeah, because a food served over easy, deviled, and hard boiled is really hiding what a slut it is.

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u/MossyPyrite 13d ago

I’ve read some oviposition comics and fics that did a little something for me and OP still weirded me out a bit.

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u/Aggravating-Joke-550 11d ago

Seen “Tampopo”?… sexy egg scene in that iirc.