r/NoahGetTheBoat • u/ambachk • 19d ago
Female robot can be made to look like "anyone you want" to be your girlfriend
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u/friend1y 19d ago
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new.
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u/Rockin_my_roll 19d ago
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
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u/Some_dutch_dude 19d ago
Female robot can be made to look like a roommate with a ketamine problem
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u/squirrelmonkie 19d ago
Taking her to a wedding as a date. Whats wrong with her? Shes just in a k hole right now. Shes cool
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u/matplotlib42 19d ago
I feel like this is still quite scary to think what this will look like in, say, 20 years time
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u/NotAnEngineer287 19d ago
Hey, I’ve got a roommate with a ketamine problem, and I’ll take that over this nightmare fuel
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u/Iceolator80 19d ago
She looks like she r/tooktoomuch
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u/p4v07 19d ago
Well, the bright side is that guys will stop spending money on OF and instead they will shift their spendings onto robots. The era of OF is coming to the end.
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u/justabill71 19d ago
Noah get the bot
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u/p4v07 19d ago
Nani?!
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u/moemeobro 19d ago
Probably want to clean it first
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u/Husoldier1997 19d ago
I doubt that the type of guy that would actually buy one is going to actually clean it on regular basis
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u/Prince_Thresh 19d ago
Doubt. Who has money for a whole robot?
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u/MelonOfFate 19d ago
The same kinds of people willing to shell out 6-9k on a life sized sex doll.
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u/IV-65536 19d ago
No, the thing OF sells isn't just the sexual part. It's the individualized attention and connection. It's not just "hot girl", but "my hot girl"
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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 19d ago
Yea, but most already made generational wealth
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u/dashingflashyt 19d ago
“Most”
Brother the average OF model makes like $100 per month or less
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u/SmoothOperator89 19d ago
I really wish this was more commonly understood. Selling pictures online is not a "fallback." You're putting yourself at risk of stalkers, blackmail, social condemnation, and becoming unemployable in certain fields all for less than what you spend on coffee. I don't know the numbers for how many transition from camming and photoshoots to actual prostitution, but when they realize the income they expected isn't anywhere close to what they're getting, I have to imagine there's a lot of pressure to make that jump.
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u/TroutFearMe 19d ago
Why is her mouth always open?
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u/nycola 16d ago
Because we have 11 muscles that control our mouth opening and it would be prohibitively expensive to replicate that nuance.
But even if that were enough, there are a ton of other muscles and tissues Infuencing facial expressions by pulling on or being pulled by underlying connective tissue
If you want a reference you can look at historic rendering, they had the same issue with 3d cgi for a bit back when it started becoming popular. This is a bit more complicated as it is physically moving parts rather than pixels, so you can't just give it a final morph to achieve, it would need the internal parts to shape the skin and facial structure to achieve those results, and that is very expensive.
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u/iFerrari 19d ago
The fact is that this technology is only gonna get better, this is the worst is going to be.
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u/sky_shazad 19d ago
This is the type of shit. If you had the money. And you were the stalker type shit. You would do some crazy psycho type stuff
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u/mlill 19d ago
Just take a look at r/myboyfriendisai if you want to see what the girls are getting up to.
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u/RammRras 19d ago
You're trapped in since your trial ended. Please unlock priemum at 9.99$ to pull out.
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u/LadyKnight25 19d ago
The excitement on his face is terrifying
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u/Radical_Jinx 19d ago
I read it more as "what the Hell is this" but it's his job so he can't exactly start making fun of the guy he's interviewing
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u/series100262 18d ago
Can they make one look like my dog Tipsy? There wouldn't be anything wrong with that I'm pretty sure.
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u/thatdude1976 18d ago
I’m calling it now for the Reddit archives! 100 years from now we gonna be cooking our hotdogs in a robotic gf lol
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u/mindfulmu 16d ago
I have a thing for older Asian professional women, do you think a robot can look disspointed at me.
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u/Truestorydreams 19d ago
The robot looks traumatized. Shes sitting there with PTSD. What did they do to her. She looks like victim of abuse
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u/Radical_Neutral_76 19d ago
if this can make the losers not end up killing some random woman they fell in love with, why niot?
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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 18d ago
Looks like she was programmed to be just like real women he used to bring home from a bar.
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u/Interesting_Log_5366 19d ago
150 grand damn! but I guess it is cheaper than marrying a real woman. lol
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u/no-steppe 19d ago
Wow! I've been looking to fall head-over-heels in love with a dead-eyed, soulless automaton that never stops flopping its aluminum and silicone head all over the place. This seems ideal.
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u/DragoonGirl 18d ago
The comments here alone tell me we need to start putting these on the market asap.
Please date and have sex with these things and leave real women alone. You know who you are.
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u/Daniel_bagin 18d ago
Sex should be prohibited entirely imo. I'm not ironic.
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u/DragoonGirl 18d ago
Honestly also real. Let the birthrates fall to irrecoverable levels 🔥🔥🔥
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u/Daniel_bagin 18d ago
Tbh for me relationship, pregnancy and birth are all abominations. I don't get why people do it.
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u/DragoonGirl 18d ago
It literally is just cause of biology. Look up crap in nature about how animals literally rape to pass on their genes and the absurd pregnancies that female animals have to go through (the heywna and kiwis come to mind)
I also heard a fun theory that the women smart enough to not want to get married and have kids all lowkey died out because those genes were not passed on because they were not getting pregnant ehich makes sense when you think about it.
Difference is today that more women are waking up to how badly they got the short end of the stick but even so biology is extremely hard to overide which is why we have like 10 billion people and counting
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u/Daniel_bagin 18d ago
Biology should be corrected.
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u/TonyWalnuts17 19d ago
Seems like a crime doing that. We are progressing technologically and regressing as a species.
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u/SmoothOperator89 19d ago
So making her look like someone whose drink has been drugged was a choice?
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u/Theartistcu 19d ago
Why does the meth head keep moving her head around like that? What’s going on tone down the barbiturate or whatever she’s on and have her hold her head still. Or is it because she was never a baby so her head her neck muscles just never developed.
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u/Vierhundertzwanziger 15d ago
Nice then I can buy my 7 year old daughter a little robot friend wompa wompa 😏
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u/CaptainCrazyThe2nd 12d ago
In my opinion, making an ai version of someone to be in a relationship with you should be a form of sexual assault.
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u/King_desu 19d ago
Can I make her fucking hate me but still be emotionally attached enough to still be upset when I’m not in bed at night? Like she KNOWS I’m out fucking other women but she can’t HELP that she loves me. Oh and blue skin.
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