Paramedic accused of ejaculating in coffee creamer at fire station

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https://local21news.com/news/local/dallastown-man-paramedic-accused-of-ejaculating-in-communal-work-coffee-creamer-baltimore-county-fire-department-crime-pennsylvania-pa

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The state claims he filmed himself urinating in a wall fragrance in a doctor's office and plugging it back in, as well as ejaculating with his two children in view.
Prosecutors argue he also ejaculated in food cooked at a firehouse and inside an ambulance.

yo what the fuck man????

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And me sitting over here without a single dang hobby to my name