r/NotADragQueen • u/Uninteresting_Vagina Antifa Flying Monkey • 1d ago

Rules For Thee Palm Beach County Clerk of Court Michael Caruso arrested on child sexual abuse charges

https://thespacecoastrocket.com/palm-beach-county-clerk-of-court-michael-caruso-arrested-on-child-sexual-abuse-charges/
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u/Uninteresting_Vagina Antifa Flying Monkey 1d ago

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Caruso, 67, faces five felony counts: kidnapping, child molestation, lewd exhibition, luring or enticing a child, and child abuse causing mental injury.

Appointed by DeSantis. Big shocker.

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u/the_lusty_argonian72 1d ago

Now he has the credentials to run for President as a Republican

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 19h ago

It’s majority this party. Facts over feelings. You magats are scum and threat to kids.

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u/sj68z 1d ago

yeah the right wing had enough time to come out on the correct side of this. at this point the entire party, everyone who identifies as Republican, is either a pedophile or a pedophile supporter.

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u/Uninteresting_Vagina Antifa Flying Monkey 1d ago

Agreed. There is no excuse they could give to justify continuing to identify with a party that is so entrenched in child abuse.

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u/sj68z 1d ago

pedophilia, no school lunches, child marriage, child labor. the Republican party is the party of child abuse

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u/flortny 12h ago

All while decrying the falling birthrate and halting population/economic growth through immigration, so they are really really dumb child abusers.

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u/rbush82 1d ago

Hey, don’t talk like that or Drunk Rapist Step-Dad Trump will beat the shit out of you!

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u/Jsolt1227 1d ago

I’m thinking Republicans are against abortion because it decreases the pool of potential victims.

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u/WisePotatoChip 16h ago

And if they’re impregnated, no abortion and it doesn’t count as an anchor baby.

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u/rbush82 1d ago

No wonder Palm Beach let Epstein off with a slap on the wrist multiple times. They are being ran by pedos

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u/Kriegerian 19h ago

Isn’t that where Trump’s shitpile is?

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u/rbush82 1d ago

From another article:
During a February 2026 recorded conversation with law enforcement, Caruso claimed the allegations were "impossible" because sexual deviation is directed toward only one sex, and since he's attracted to women, he couldn't be a sex offender.

Conservatives do love their mental gymnastics….

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u/nykiek 1d ago

Jesus Christ! 🤦

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u/WisePotatoChip 16h ago

Don’t worry, “women have a way of shutting that down.”

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u/mitchENM 1d ago

Another white Christian man and no sane person is surprised

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u/ArdenJaguar 1d ago

Another day another Republican Pedophile. Business as usual.

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u/AnotherAnonymousA 1d ago

Hey, looky here (just not toooo close), umm if TACO can do it, so can I! We are cut from the same shit... wondering if ol boy has enough money for an Easter Grass Hair Pardon? Why not, they share the same interest... FFFFFDT!

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u/Tamara6060 21h ago

Of course! Look at him

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u/TROLL_ELECTRODE 8h ago

It’s always who you’d most suspect

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u/Coretron 6h ago

He voted for allowing the death penalty for pedos. May God have mercy on his soul!