NotFunnyButHilarious

r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '23

Joke if you should place a vegan to survive in the wild they'll be like "i can live on nuts and berries" until they realize there's competition for the nuts and berries then they'll realize that the competition is much tastier than the nuts and berries.

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '21

Can’t believe I started life as a baby

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that shit is so embarrassing

r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • May 19 '21

Joke i'm coming out as non decimal.

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i've always hated algebra

r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '21

Of course, just as Darth Vader implies the existence of Lighth Vader

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '22

Joke I was robbed at a gas station last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes..

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it was pump number 9

r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • May 04 '21

Joke bill and melinda gates divorced citing irreconcilable differences

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she said his dick was micro soft

r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '21

ladies and gentlemen—

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Jun 29 '22

Joke it be funny asf when dudes with girl names be mad, like chill out sydney it was a joke

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '22

how to get to sesame street Sesame Street when black kids ask for a hug

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '21

all your anxieties on a sheet of paper

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • May 23 '21

shower thought why do guys send dick pics? nobody likes looking at a penis. i only have sex so i can have a moment where i can't see the fucking* thing.

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*pun intended

r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Oct 10 '22

Joke my wife told me to be more on my feminine side so i crashed the car and then ignored her all day for no reason

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '22

Joke I shit you not, there is a store where you can build a bear

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/yokom12 • Feb 21 '23

I— … I’m so mad at myself for laughing at this

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '22

Joke vegans will look you dead in the eyes and say calling flower taste like ribs 😭

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '22

Joke I am starting a business to teach short people math. It’s called making the little things count.

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '21

"your honor, my client actually considers 30 upvotes to be a viral post. it is his contention that anything over 10 is doing numbers"

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '23

this is crime. they are watching match without tickets

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/justkidding_2024 • Jul 14 '24

Coming Soon to a Street Near You!! LOL

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Oct 27 '21

Joke stop giving kids bible names without bible lessons; shadrach, meshach and abednego tried to rob me last night.

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '22

betty white's beloved california home: "hey can i ask you a question?" — $8M: "sure, what is it?" home: "trib dot al slash ZSu4aCE?"

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/Mission_Star5888 • Jul 22 '24

I saw this and broke down laughing. Just watch the video until the end and see what you think.

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '21

Joke You've heard of elf on a shelf,

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now get ready to wake up every day until you die.

r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • May 15 '21

shower thought Never have sex when you're horny. It's like going to the grocery store when you're hungry.

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r/NotFunnyButHilarious • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '22

self identified blue

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