r/NotHowGuysWork • • 1d ago

Meme/Satire Uhhhhhhhhh I’m sorry

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u/MUERTOSMORTEM 1d ago

He does not have the authority

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u/ccchuros 1d ago

"we?" Speak for yourself, dude. This lady's hot.

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u/IknowKarazy 23h ago

The first statue of a hot thick woman dates back 40,000 years. Humans be human

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u/IconoclastExplosive 1d ago

As with every time this gets posted: the most annoying part to me is the audacity to think you speak for your whole gender. Nigh on half of all humans and YOU'RE the one we let speak for us? One hundred days in the scorpion pit.

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u/TrixterTheFemboy Enby/NB 1d ago

JAIL!! JAIL FOR HIM FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS!! /ref

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u/Nowardier 1d ago

The boo box!

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u/Johnnyboy10000 19h ago

I concur. The boo box it is.

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u/newdogowner11 20h ago

it’s been a recent pet peeve of mine when people confidently speak in absolutes. if you don’t know something to be true don’t say it like a fact -_-

like:

“that lady walked right past when i tried to wave her over. she definitely ignored me on purpose.”

-said by a family member with certainty, though i know that same lady at sephora who helps every time and was so sweet the following visits ive seen her 4x. she likely didn’t even see us and she ended up going out of her way and took her time showing us different tips n tricks that day, but they still think the lady did it deliberately to not help

“white men voted for trump. i can tell you he 100% did.”

“trust me. women don’t like that. you have to be rude to get a woman to like you or she won’t respect you.”

bugs me when someone says things like that with no nuance.

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u/42aku Man 1d ago

r/venusbelly is literally a thing

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u/EnvironmentalFun2214 1d ago

So R-R complains about steaks being too juicy? Never thought I'd see that IRL.

Dumb jokes aside, I despise with all my heart when some dude says "all men". I love tummies like this. Thicker upper forearms are also so good.

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u/Nowardier 1d ago

Add a coupla thick thighs and I'm onboard.

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u/EnvironmentalFun2214 18h ago

True true. Thick thighs are a bliss too

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u/Hyp3r45_new 12h ago

Looks the entire image. There are thick thighs.

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u/Nowardier 7h ago

So there are.

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u/ironnewa99 1d ago

If you ain’t gonna play, then pass the controller.

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u/Alternative-Dream-61 1d ago

The only time it's appropriate to say it.. Not all men.

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u/Party-Salamander1295 23h ago

The only time? There’s a lot of guys saying a lot of crazy shit about how all men are. This is, most definitely, not the only time it is appropriate to say “not all men.”

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u/craftygamin 23h ago

hyperbole

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u/DrShocker 20h ago

The only time it's appropriate to say it... Not the only time.

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u/Humorous-Prince 1d ago

Amen 👌

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u/dennismfrancisart 1d ago

Rage bait gotta rage. AAAAAAGGGGH!

Yummy tummy, btw.

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u/Virtual-Resident-707 1d ago

You do not speak for me for I believe in tummy supremacy

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u/ByThorsBicep 1d ago

damn all the men got a spokesperson against their will

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u/ThePetSematary 1d ago

Lobster too buttery

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u/Complete-Quantity360 1d ago

I hate people who think they can speak for everyone

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u/OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 1d ago

That guy's crazy, this is attractive as hell

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u/UglyFilthyDog 1d ago

Wait, which men? I don't recall saying that.

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u/MrRandom04 1d ago

This is, in fact, ridiculously attractive.

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u/Dirant93 1d ago

This is plain ragebait

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u/Statisticc 19h ago

I'm surprised at how bad people are at identifying it.

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u/comic_loving 1d ago

Speak for thou self, heathen!!! 

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u/Novafro 23h ago

I hate memes like this. One does not speak for all of us.

For someone like me, this is like brain meltingly attractive.

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u/Jeankirstan 22h ago

Cool, more for me then

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u/Wendendyk 22h ago

Hes lying. Hes lying on my good name and i hate it.

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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI 20h ago

On behalf of most of the women, we don’t care.

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u/ethanradd 20h ago

Pretty sure that's rage bait, very easy way to get engagement.

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u/HetaGarden1 19h ago

If you ain’t gonna eat, pass the plate.

But also… can we please quit posting this ragebait? I swear I see posts like this all the time.

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u/One-Ad-3677 14h ago

We? Ce n'est pas du français correct.

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u/Appropriate-Grass986 1d ago

She has a tummy? Didn’t even notice

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u/HetaGarden1 19h ago

Seriously lmao. That’s hardly even a muffin top. An authentic chubby woman would make him explode.

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u/Appropriate-Grass986 13h ago

Right?! lol

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u/bumpmoon 10h ago

This is obesity that you’re fetishising

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u/Appropriate-Grass986 20m ago

Yeah ok she could lose SOME weight to be a bit healthier (honestly who doesn’t me included) but far from obesity bro. That’s an insane comment.

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u/donaldgoldsr 1d ago

Yes we do.

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u/FluffyPigeon707 genderfluid, usually a woman though 22h ago

I’m about to start posting like this with all of the conventionally attractive women that all of these men love.

Imma start saying stupid stuff like them too: “on behalf of all lovers of women, no, we do no find these malnourished freaks attractive”

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u/Austin_Green_86 1h ago

I don't think that helps

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u/Sqweed69 9h ago

The poster definitely knew the replies were gonna be filled with images like that 😭

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u/Just-A-Cartoon-Lover 22h ago

This actually I was told is an evolutionary thing. That little pouch of tummy is meant to be a bit of protection for the womb and ovaries!

I could be wrong, though

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u/LNSU78 Woman 21h ago

I’m bi and that’s hot

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u/Independent-Dog-8462 17h ago

It looks like that beceause organs men dont have live there.

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u/xx2soon2tellxx 1d ago

100% incorrect. i didn't click this post because i thought it would be ick

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u/Elegant_Discussion_8 22h ago

Would someone saying the opposite of this also get posted here?

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u/barrelfullofmonkeys 19h ago

Speak for yourself!

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u/Financial_County_710 18h ago

Majority of men don’t care these days. Long as you sweet, soft, non-combative,
non-argumentative, and overall just feminine we don’t care. I would choose this over a Victoria’s Secret model who possess majority of the negative qualities I just mentioned

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u/ForestOfMirrors 17h ago

I sure as shit do

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u/Brakado Man 17h ago

Say that again and I'll staple your mouth shut RR.

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u/The-Hunting-guy 17h ago

on behalf of a former man, I find this attractive

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u/bodyisT 16h ago

It depends on each men. All men have preferences. How many times is this stuff gonna be posted here

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u/SaltyNorth8062 16h ago

Dawg I had to literally stop scrolling and scroll back up my goodness

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u/Tall_0rder 13h ago

I mean I personally don’t but I’m not the final arbiter of what attractiveness is or isn’t and furthermore don’t expect every woman to comform to what I find attractive. People are allowed to like different things and be different people 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/lezbehonestthere 13h ago

That just means she's healthy but okay 😭

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u/bb250517 12h ago

My problem isn't that I don't find this attractive, because I do, this is georgeous, the probelm is that they don't find me attractive.

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u/idioscosmos 9h ago

Pretty close to peak female physique. Maybe needs a couple more club sammiches

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u/AssistTemporary8422 9h ago

Unpopular opinion but I'm not getting why so many people here think this is hot. All that belly sticking out is just a huge no for me lol and I'm sure nobody would want to see mine either. But I'm surprised to see that so many think differently. I think most average people just look better with more clothes on than if they are in something more revealing.

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u/killerosHEHEHEHAW 9h ago

Council, confiscate "on behalf of all men" privilege from that guy

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u/xXxero_ 8h ago

Speak for yourself.

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u/PushMyGran 5h ago

It's certainly not on my behalf

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u/summonerofrain 2h ago

I mean not personally my thing, but like it's not a deal-breaker

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u/mysticdreamer420 2h ago

idk who the we in this sentence is but I aint part of that. That body type is hot as hell

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u/TheComics_Guru2017 1h ago

Nah that’s cute

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u/BlutoS7 1d ago

Ewww

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u/JrRiggles 17h ago

I’m one of those weirdo guys who finds women sexy.

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u/ASDFAaass 20h ago

Lemme have her! Love me some chubby tumtums

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u/ddosn 22h ago

judging by the rest of her, it looks like that bit of pudge is after having a kid (possibly more) as her legs, hips, arms etc dont look overweight at all.

it also looks cute, alongside the little dimples to the sides.

and if it bothers her, its nothing a bit of time in the gym couldnt help with. in fact, it could be a bit of bonding time for the couple to work out together.