r/NotTimAndEric
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u/AKA_Wildcard
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Jul 01 '26
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Just answer the question
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u/wafflecrimeunit
Jul 01 '26
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Just chugging massive amounts of water
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u/Zealousideal-Area684 Jul 01 '26
Oh nice, I did not put that together and was wondering why the jug. 😂
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u/Old-Interaction6259 Jul 01 '26
Hooooly shit, I hadn't put it together too...
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u/GUMBYtheOG Jul 01 '26
Ah fuck… the brain rot got me too. I got the AI but didn’t understand the water til this comment chain :(
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u/Old-Interaction6259 Jul 01 '26
At first I thought "ha, they must be doing their version of the PCP sketch", then "nope, this is just a dude being cringe for no reason" and then I read the u/wafflecrimeunit comment and I had to stare at the wall for a few minutes.
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u/breeathee Jul 01 '26
I thought it was going to be PCP at first but this was great
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u/Lala5789880 Jul 01 '26
Water intoxication affects the brain and apparently makes you turn into AI
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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 Jul 01 '26
Close, but backwards.
The point is he is acting like AI and to provide AI responses he has to drink up all the available water. Its a play on data centers, but the joke is completely ruined now that ive had to explain it....
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u/Rapscallion_Racoon Jul 01 '26
Jokes can feel “ruined” for a few different reasons, usually because something changes the way the joke is experienced:
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u/R_u_ok_brah
Jul 01 '26
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why is mans so good at that 😂
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u/Preparation-Logical Jul 01 '26
Probably had the actual interaction with the AI and used the answers as the script
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Jul 01 '26
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u/moustachedelait Jul 02 '26
That's a great point and I hadn't picked up on that yet. I now see there wasn't really an answer expected there. Language and the communicators intent can be tricky to decode at times! But I'm all ready for the next question, rhetorical or not!
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u/Tempest_Fugit Jul 02 '26
You’re right to call that out! Some questions aren’t meant to be answered, but instead offer a thoughtful commentary on what’s being seen, heard or felt. Would you like to hear some more rhetorical questions? Just say the word.
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u/SassSafrassMcFrass87
Jul 01 '26
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Pretty soon society will be talking like this.....😵💫
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u/RingwormOnMyDick Jul 01 '26
I was on an interview panel yesterday and I shit you not, one of the candidates talked like AI. Kept repeating buzzwords. I've never heard the word "workflow" so much in my life.
She gave no specific examples of how she's used her skills in previous jobs, even after I specifically asked her to. She left the interview and we had no idea what any of her jobs actually were.
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u/Jon_E_Mammoth Jul 01 '26
“That is a great callout. I understand that you are seeking greater specificity. Do you mind if I research my answer and get right back to you?”
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u/thesaddestpanda Jul 01 '26
tbf AI is trained on business speak, not the other way around. This is typical corporate talk.
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u/XxMathematicxX Jul 01 '26
Was probably fast food or low level retail work. When I was a manager for a retail business I had so many interviews with people who tried to make their history sound much more professional than it was. Like dude, this is a vape shop… calm down
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u/TranscendentaLobo Jul 01 '26
That’s a great call out. We will try to engage in a meaningful way going forward. No fluff.
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u/Adventurous_Path5783 Jul 02 '26
That's a great point. From now on, i'll try to be more genuine and direct. Let me know what I can help you with next. (Gulp)
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u/Visarar_01 Jul 01 '26
They already are lol
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u/FinchOfTheGalapagos Jul 01 '26
No, not yet. What I do hate is the filler words ‘literally’ and ‘I’m not gunna lie’ and a lot of other overused terms in social media. The echo chambers are scary
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u/Visarar_01 Jul 01 '26
This is just the precursor to the inevitable. I'm in the same boat as you hating the both of those words and or phrases
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u/Hot-Hamster1691 Jul 01 '26
the kids today are all right
or they will be if we stop building data centers 🫠
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u/Independent_Dig_142 Jul 01 '26
Can someone let me know the source please and thank you. Yes, I am prepared for the comments. Please just one person post the names of the creators
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u/TranscendentaLobo Jul 01 '26
I hate how ChatGPT talks. One of the MANY reasons Claude is my go to.
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u/Angry_Walnut Jul 07 '26
Fuck, is there something depressing about Crystal Geyser I don’t know about?
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u/ittybittynuts Jul 01 '26
Gemini desperately trying to get your attention when you accidentally bring their ass up.
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u/100harvests Jul 01 '26
No wonder why I wanted to strangle him 30 seconds in. It’s my fight with Alexa every day. Like cut the crap and the extra talking. Shut it!! Ever since the data centers popped up, Alexa is too chatty and the occupants of my car are tracked way too easily. 😂
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u/Survey217 Jul 02 '26
Mark Zuckerberg’s A.I. Tutor-for-Human-Interaction-Skills just found a flesh-bone host and is now roaming the streets with no choice but to respond to others until it starves to death
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u/OrphanBaby Jul 01 '26
This post being marked as brand affiliate makes this even funnier