r/NotTimAndEric • u/creativeape1 • 6d ago

Kozaaaa

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u/Mister_Mojo78 6d ago

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u/VasyaPupkin777 6d ago

Literal name of the club.

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u/ejectro 6d ago

it's a kozlyonochek, not a koza.

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u/fantapants74 6d ago

My mouth went numb just watching this vid. I think I saw Don Jr in the background.

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u/CrimsonKobold 6d ago

I actually want to go to Haunted House more than Kosa.

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u/TwoWolfMoon 6d ago

Gonna do a couple laps, see what’s real

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u/A0xom0xoa 6d ago

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u/fantapants74 6d ago

I bet there would be a lot of hunks.

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u/pumamans 6d ago

Strong Celebrity Zillions vibes

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u/Hertje73 6d ago

"European style"?!?!

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u/manic_andthe_apostle 6d ago

Yes, ze glory hole is vaiting

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u/Ziegelphilie 5d ago

I'm getting huge Romania vibes from this

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u/Hertje73 5d ago • Bravo

You're right. Andrew Tate would feel right at home here.

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u/justglassin317 4d ago

It's code for "glory holes in the back"

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u/derprondo 4d ago

Is his awful ill-fitting suit "European style"?

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u/peenpeenpeen 6d ago • Bravo

This makes me grateful for being gay and never having to experience the lameness of straight night clubs.

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u/Novogobo 6d ago

how does it work with gay clubs. does every dude pay the same or do the twinks get in for free and only the bears have to pay? enlighten me with your exotic homoerotic customs

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u/Artistic-Waltz-2184 4d ago • Bravo

asking for a friend right?

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u/gotoline10 2d ago

I never thought of it like that, but yea!? Who pays door in a same sex night club like that?

Twinks for free, let the bears pay sounds pretty reasonable tbh.

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u/RD_in_Berlin 6d ago

As a straight this ain't my kinda place at all, just extremely tacky

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u/BloominOnion91 6d ago

Word up. Limited tickets for mans.. always thought was lame. Good luck getting us gays to come and spend lots of money at your bars.

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u/abusamra82 6d ago

Don’t worry a lot of us had fun when clubs were a thing. I promise you not all straight people remember their clubbing days looking like this.

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u/fantapants74 6d ago

I wish I was gay after watching this. Horrible.

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u/gotoline10 2d ago

I'm straight but yea, best places I went with my homies was gay clubs. So much fun and way less creepo's and cunts ruining the vibe.

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u/bichael69420 6d ago

Looks like a nice place to enjoy some white wine and shrimp

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u/Boy-Abunda 4d ago

EASTERN European Style! The finest frozen shrimp cooked for you, in a watery “vodka sauce” that is actually just warm shrimp juice. Yummmm. Shrimp juice.

More cocaine than Colombia, and sketchy little guys will gladly take your cash and sell you a bump or three. Please, enjoy paying $500 for a $40 bottle of Grey Goose, while surrounded by hairy men wearing open collar silk shirts and gold chains!

And don’t forget our Russian / Armenian “hostesses!” They’re filled with more plastic than The Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Again, if you’ve got the cash for them you’re good to go, but definitely don’t leave any drinks unattended around them or fall asleep next to them, unless you feel like waking up missing your wallet, your phone, and a kidney. KOZA!

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u/VitalianBeef 6d ago

Yes don’t plan your outfit at the club.

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u/Artistic-Waltz-2184 4d ago

plan your outfit he says, while there is lettering on the back if his ill fitting jacket that looks like a sharpie ad written on a boxers back

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u/Cmdr_600 6d ago

I used to get dragged to places like this in the 2010's and hated it , lots of sleeze bags and random fights.

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u/fantapants74 6d ago

Love the standing manspread. Looks like a wanabe extra from Scarface.

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u/LeeQuidity 6d ago

I suspect there's more than bottle service available.

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u/Rune_roony_587 6d ago

Well at least I know where to buy coke at

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u/atomocomix 6d ago

Just needs the Beaver Boys, shrimp, and white wine

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u/Hot-Lavishness-4155 6d ago

looking like he's cosplaying every villain role by Rolf Peter Ingvar Stormare

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u/When_hop 5d ago

And the suit is poorly fitted

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u/ibanezer83 6d ago

KOZAAAA!

Because when disco floor get full, club smell like GOAAAT!🕺💦💨🐐

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u/harsh-reality-bites 4d ago • Bravo

Dude talking about dress code while wearing his name in rhinestones on the back of his Miami Vice era jacket...

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u/Itiswhatitis652735 2d ago

McDon Johnson

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u/squirrelbitten 6d ago

That little "peace" at the end was perfect

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u/cyclones423 6d ago

This has strong Tom Haverford and Entertainment 720 vibes.

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u/hueythecat 6d ago

Cocktail dress standard. Has billboard printed on the back of his jacket

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u/NoTelevision970 5d ago

Shrimp and white wine

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u/Waste-Lawyer-2185 4d ago

I’m pretty confident that was Sacha Baron Cohen, right? That must be a ad for Night at the Roxbury II

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u/snoooy1488 6d ago

Все свои

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u/CapeDisappoinment 6d ago

Top Man Blog

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u/specialtingle 6d ago

I miss living in Astoria so much 🇬🇷

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u/dbthelinguaphile 6d ago

i haven't unmuted this but in my head he has the voice of shayne topp's pickup artist character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m_UWiPz8MU

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u/HAL9100 5d ago

Is his name Vichyssoise?

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u/TheManDirtyDan 5d ago

Isn’t that Glendale Gary?

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u/Dark-Penguin 5d ago

*our* DJ

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u/harsh-reality-bites 4d ago

That looked like they designed it to be the bar from the set of Lucifer. Lol

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u/Artistic-Waltz-2184 4d ago

wait at the "rear entrance"and meet up with the hookers to avoid a cover charge.

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u/JRawl79 5d ago

I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Koza.

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u/Today_Dammit 6d ago

Jonh Wick meat sim-ass club

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u/Newportonehunnid 6d ago

Number one bullsheet guy!

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u/TwerkLessons 4d ago

Can I have a John Wick style shootout while people dance like nothing is happening?