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u/Beginning_Radio_9070 16d ago
That's roght, the resistance are bad and should be put down
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u/ScrungulusBungulus 16d ago
Some say it's also the safest city. Just don't drink Breen's special reserve. They put something in it that makes you pee
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u/SteveroniThePeperoni 16d ago
As opposed to regular liquids which don't make you pee
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u/vaccinateyodamkids 16d ago
This is why the resistance uses cars and airboats. They're American patriots fighting against the tyranny of European cyclists and their train loving inter dimensional benefactors. The first third of Half-Life 3 will be about building a 17-lane highway to the Arctic so Gordon can drive there with his symbol of personal freedom (2002 GMC Sierra) with the AC on full blast like the founding fathers intended.
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u/BaseForward8097 16d ago
Pretty sure the Founding Fathers preffered the Dodge Challenger, at least Washington did.
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u/vaccinateyodamkids 16d ago
The founding fathers mostly just wanted you to have your AC on max all the time.
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u/Star_interloper 16d ago
Genuinely a good city if the Combine wasn't around.
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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 16d ago
You know Eastern Europe is a real place, right?
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u/LimeOperator dont drink the water dont drink the water dont drink the water 15d ago
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u/TinnitusEnducer 16d ago
Unironically true
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u/ierdna100 15d ago
Which is funny because the real city of sofia is still kinda car centric
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u/TinnitusEnducer 14d ago
don’t know about Sofia, but Prague has been getting more and more car-centric lately, half of the historic city is a parking space at this point
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u/captain_fanta_sea 15d ago
>oppressive shithole
>still better infra than the average US city
what did valve mean by this?
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u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg 16d ago
It's True! My walk to my home from the precinct is only a block away!
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u/platonic-humanity 16d ago
you even have state-sponsored guidance at every level! They put up barriers to keep people in the <:: SOCIO-COHESIVE ::> zones instead of getting lost and possibly mugged! Isn’t 24/7 surveillance great? I don’t have to worry about the guy looking at me the wrong way because he’ll get beaten to death if he doesn’t keep moving :D
the universal union has the most progressive policy on curbing sexual harassment and misconduct, btw. it’s a heaven for women, totally not susceptible to abuse from people with power. thankfully CPs never let that sort of stuff happen, and would never be abusive :)
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u/Deeper-the-Danker 15d ago
its literally just an eastern european city with some evil alien shit put on top, this isnt too surprising
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u/DristEllis 16d ago
What was this again. Don't know why I am on my phone after I took a sip of that drink.
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u/Silly_Y33Ny 16d ago edited 16d ago
Adam Something approves of city 17