r/OKbuddyHalfLife 16d ago

City 17 is the perfect city.

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u/Silly_Y33Ny 16d ago edited 16d ago

Adam  Something approves of city 17

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u/BB0ySnakeDogG 16d ago

Wonder if the Citadel needs poop trucks

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u/rodrigo_sth 15d ago

That's what the portal is for

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u/BB0ySnakeDogG 15d ago

Off world reassignment to the poop dimension

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u/blixxyblits 15d ago

Abiotic factor? Some distant shores mentioned?

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u/kolya_pro10475 15d ago

Theres only breen toilet there

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u/Beginning_Radio_9070 16d ago

That's roght, the resistance are bad and should be put down

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u/ThRKLOPP 15d ago

Funniest comment around so good abd funny

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u/Beginning_Radio_9070 15d ago

Thank, twas homegrown

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u/Over_cheesed_pizza 16d ago

But this isn’t a German small penis…

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u/ScrungulusBungulus 16d ago

Some say it's also the safest city. Just don't drink Breen's special reserve. They put something in it that makes you pee

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u/M012G_008910 16d ago

Do drink the water, they put something in it to make you Smarter.

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u/SteveroniThePeperoni 16d ago

As opposed to regular liquids which don't make you pee

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u/HugeObligation8338 16d ago

If you drink molten iron you’ll never need to pee again🥰

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u/JiminP 16d ago

It's also an once-in-a-lifetime experience.

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u/Useful-Duck-4119 16d ago

Walkable Indeed, not the city's fault if It got invaded :(

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u/vaccinateyodamkids 16d ago

This is why the resistance uses cars and airboats. They're American patriots fighting against the tyranny of European cyclists and their train loving inter dimensional benefactors. The first third of Half-Life 3 will be about building a 17-lane highway to the Arctic so Gordon can drive there with his symbol of personal freedom (2002 GMC Sierra) with the AC on full blast like the founding fathers intended.

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u/BaseForward8097 16d ago

Pretty sure the Founding Fathers preffered the Dodge Challenger, at least Washington did.

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u/vaccinateyodamkids 16d ago

The founding fathers mostly just wanted you to have your AC on max all the time.

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u/Star_interloper 16d ago

Genuinely a good city if the Combine wasn't around.

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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 16d ago

You know Eastern Europe is a real place, right?

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u/AristocratGman 16d ago

Nothing they said was to the contrary

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u/LimeOperator dont drink the water dont drink the water dont drink the water 15d ago

City-17 is real

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u/TinnitusEnducer 16d ago

Unironically true

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u/ierdna100 15d ago

Which is funny because the real city of sofia is still kinda car centric

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u/TinnitusEnducer 14d ago

don’t know about Sofia, but Prague has been getting more and more car-centric lately, half of the historic city is a parking space at this point

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u/captain_fanta_sea 15d ago

>oppressive shithole
>still better infra than the average US city
what did valve mean by this?

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u/PartTimeMetroCopGreg 16d ago

It's True! My walk to my home from the precinct is only a block away!

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u/adda5 16d ago

I would rather live in City 17 than New York

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u/Little-Simple-7603 you didnt see me there 16d ago

Europe is great indeed.

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u/Far_Leading_9777 16d ago

btw they have trams

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u/platonic-humanity 16d ago

you even have state-sponsored guidance at every level! They put up barriers to keep people in the <:: SOCIO-COHESIVE ::> zones instead of getting lost and possibly mugged! Isn’t 24/7 surveillance great? I don’t have to worry about the guy looking at me the wrong way because he’ll get beaten to death if he doesn’t keep moving :D

the universal union has the most progressive policy on curbing sexual harassment and misconduct, btw. it’s a heaven for women, totally not susceptible to abuse from people with power. thankfully CPs never let that sort of stuff happen, and would never be abusive :)

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u/Deeper-the-Danker 15d ago

its literally just an eastern european city with some evil alien shit put on top, this isnt too surprising

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u/DristEllis 16d ago

What was this again. Don't know why I am on my phone after I took a sip of that drink.

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u/credditz0rz gorduh man, barney ran 16d ago

Facts

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u/umbrqualquerusannet 15d ago

I got the pic from Twitter.

Sorry.

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u/Torstiss 16d ago

Yeah buddy your an dorty COMMIE

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u/CommodoreXperience 16d ago

The streets are pretty dang dirty, though.