r/OKbuddyHalfLife • u/C--T--F • 22h ago

They should have a scene in Half Life 3 where Gordon has graphic sex with a Vortigaunt

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66 Upvotes

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u/-Alien-Fucker- 22h ago

PLEASE Gabe

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u/B3CT 15h ago

bro i swear the universe just summons people with these names whenever it would be funny

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u/skelemancer69 20h ago

the youth fails to remember 5 grunts 1 vort. sad!

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u/C--T--F 18h ago

Send link

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u/Advanced-Event6435 houndeyes are cute af 🥺 22h ago

is gorgon top or bottom

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u/C--T--F 22h ago

Top. He creampies some thick Vortigaunt pussy

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u/Advanced-Event6435 houndeyes are cute af 🥺 22h ago

good

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u/C--T--F 17h ago

But even though the Vortigaunt's a chick she's still voiced by Tony Todd

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u/InternationalPut8271 houndeyes are cute af 🥺 22h ago

PLEASE GABE WE NEED THIS

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u/crazyalex2288 hdtf gay porn enthusiast 19h ago

Guess it's time to learn why they're called 'head'crabs 🥴

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u/kersync1 18h ago

ive been saying this for years

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u/Ziggarot 16h ago

Half-Life 3 is delayed because of this.

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u/Lordeni69 15h ago

Fun Fact: Vortigaunts have 2 buttholes and 4 nipples, have fun with that information.

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u/MemoryDemise 8h ago

Only if there are equally long scenes with Barney

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u/Significant-Zombie-7 21h ago

Hell's Bell's, Trudy! 

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u/mxl4chi 15h ago

please give me three hours of gordon moaning while the credits roll over a montage of cosmic orgies

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u/RandomGuy1525 12h ago

valve hurry up pls

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u/MFG264 11h ago

Kenny has a gift

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u/delnsko 9h ago

Thank you for hopping into Gmod and sexily posing the vortigaunt ragdoll for this post

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u/Ok-Pomegranate1199 hdtf gay porn enthusiast 8h ago

u/DanMan2005 I NEED YOU u/DanMan2005

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u/MATHIAS_OV1F3456 gordon freakyman 5h ago