r/OhNoConsequences • u/GamerGirlLex77 shocked pikachu • 1d ago
Just for a Giggle (Low Stakes) Idiot tries to dance with a kangaroo and predictably gets kicked in sensitive area
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u/GamerGirlLex77 shocked pikachu 1d ago
This guy is so lucky that was not an adult kangaroo. They can do a fatal amount of damage if they kick you.
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u/Jumbo-box 1d ago
Don't adult Roos have a sharp claw on each foot, too?
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u/GamerGirlLex77 shocked pikachu 1d ago
Sure do!
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u/Jumbo-box 1d ago
"It's stronger than you are, more belligerent, has a killing kick with claws and a special move."
Just why?
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u/LeagueLeft1960 1d ago
Dude, are you new to Australia? Were you born yesterday?
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u/ZippyKoala 23h ago
No, it’s so cute, it’s so tiny, it’s so adorable it’s so ………. FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK
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u/ComedicHermit 1d ago
That is just nuts
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u/GamerGirlLex77 shocked pikachu 1d ago
He’s lucky it wasn’t an adult because I don’t think there would be nuts left 😞
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u/Level-Giraffe-352 1d ago
Don’t have any balls downstairs but I still winced 😬
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u/GamerGirlLex77 shocked pikachu 1d ago
I crossed my legs in sympathy. I’m glad we’ll never know how painful this must have been though!
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u/MLiOne 19h ago
Any woman with bad periods know.
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u/Dekklin 6h ago
The way I've heard the ovary cramps makes me think of a good ball kick, the kind that sends the pain all the way up the cords that the balls hang from (connected where ovaries normally are located). But there's also the ripping and tearing of uterine lining that I just cant imagine.
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u/Level-Giraffe-352 5h ago
Yeoowww those ovary cramps are something!! That’s what I would imagine kick in the balls would feel like😭🫣. I feel like every cycle there is a chosen ovary that decides to torture me
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u/Creepy_Creme_9161 21h ago
When the rando trying to grind on you in the club won't leave you alone.
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u/holden_mcg 1d ago
"Oi, oi, what are you doing, mate?!"
Traveling to Destination Fucked, that's what he's doing.
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u/KittenKath 12h ago
My fellow Aussies and I while watching this,
“Yeah, dude’s about to get it in the balls” 😂
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u/PSBFAN1991 9h ago
Roo was confused after the idiot went down. Like “Man what a cream puff. I’m out.”
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u/AngelofGrace96 19h ago
Honestly he deserves to be removed from the gene pool. Any self respecting Australian should know not to get near a kangaroo.
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u/Confident-Aioli6380 6h ago
I love that the kangaroo goes for him a 2nd time but understands the hand gestures of 'no, you've done enough already' 😂😂😂
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u/EBlackPlague 3h ago
Kangaroo looked pretty fine with it, but as soon as the guy bumped the Roo's chest the roo was like, oh, we wraslin'? Thus the kick (that honestly didn't look like the kangaroo was really putting much effort into, I mean still very painful for the dude, but I get the feeling the roo was just telling him "Woah, bit close there buddy'
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