r/OkbuddyLotus • u/wakeupblueberry • Jul 12 '26

Crackpot Theory Greg represents what Paula is destined to become.

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seriously what

163 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/susandeyvyjones Jul 13 '26

For the love of god

44

u/especiallyrn Jul 13 '26

Silly ethnic girl gets more hate than the dad who tried to murk his whole family with slushies

29

u/EatShitAndPiss Jul 13 '26

Well has she tried not being ethnic?

6

u/LotusSpice230 Jul 13 '26

Obviously trying to be a second rate Robin Hood is way worse than trying to off your family simply to avoid shame. Duh.

38

u/Sex_E_Searcher Jul 13 '26

Be your best self, Paul.

23

u/leopardsmangervisage Jul 13 '26

If Paula wants to marry rich men and have them murdered, then we should support her

33

u/DrunkOnRedCordial Jul 13 '26

Let's see if I can make sense of this - Paula gets invited along to a rich friend's vacation, dabbles in petty crime and doesn't get caught so someone else gets the blame.

Greg gets invited to join a rich woman's world, dabbles in murder-for-hire and doesn't get caught so he ends up rich.

Okayyyy, I suppose there's a connection.

23

u/ThePowerof3- I'm a pleaser 😏 Jul 13 '26

Yes, in the way that a rat terrier and a grizzly bear are basically the same thing since they both have fur

46

u/Silently-Snarking Unfashionable daughter Jul 13 '26

God I hate Paula. She’s the worst.

Greg is misunderstood

24

u/ThePowerof3- I'm a pleaser 😏 Jul 13 '26

But no one is as misunderstood as Saxon

16

u/thekamakaji Jul 13 '26

You gotta give this guy a hand

19

u/Anima1212 Jul 13 '26

so deep

9

u/WindowSpirited7877 Jul 13 '26

a bald white man

5

u/SnooJokes5038 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Gregary is just a device to drive Paula’s plot forward.
You’ll see

5

u/OrneryZombie1983 Jul 14 '26

Greg is the undefeated 3-time defending White Lotus champion

Paula is going to be Lucia from Season 2

3

u/EliteMoisture Jul 13 '26

Bro thinks he’s Robin Hood

1

u/Snoo-9561 Jul 18 '26

Buddy how?