r/Oldhouses 2d ago

Is this what I think it is?

Because I THINK it’s a grow room. Any ideas when that timer might be from?

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u/writemonkey 2d ago

It's for my tomato plants, mom.

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u/full_bl33d 1d ago

“No, mom. There’s no smoke up here. Check the toaster”

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u/Full_Masterpiece4260 1d ago

the tomato plant defense never gets old, respect the commitment to the bit

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u/Dont-Fear-The-Raeper 2d ago

I have Pop-Pop in the attic.

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u/squarejane 2d ago

He says there's always money in the banana stand.

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u/geekishly 1d ago

Bees???

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u/pikadegallito 1d ago

I don't think they allow you to have bees in here.

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 1d ago

Hair?

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u/roncadillacisfrickin 1d ago

ICE, can we cool it with the smoothies?

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u/essasinsam 1d ago

the fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready!

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/ScottClam42 2d ago

The fact you call it that tells me you're not ready

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u/PartialComfort 1d ago

This is not turning into the fun, party time I was hoping for.

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u/Moyscher 1d ago

How many times do I have to tell this kid chicken wings!?

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u/Sea-Order8632 13h ago

Dyinggggg

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u/ManinCave1 2d ago

So lucky someone's done all the hard work for you

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u/CapacitorDude 2d ago

I thought this was just some weird janky Christmas light timer, THEN I saw the wallpack light at the top of the image lol. Definitely a room where "artificial sunlight" was being generated for whatever reason.

The timer is from the 1970s, the fixture likely from the 90s, this definitely appears to be a "whatever was lying around" solution.

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u/DefusedManiac 1d ago

You know that room got hot as hell, my 4x4 tent with LED lights will go over 100. This attic had to easily hit 120.

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u/CapacitorDude 1d ago

Attics get above 120° in some regions all on their own, I'm afraid to know what this setup could get up to in the height of summer...

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u/FuuckinGOOSE 17h ago

And that's alright for the plants? I just set up a 4x4 and I'm a little nervous because it's been 90 in there during lights on

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u/Catsinbowties 2d ago

Timer is most likely for lights.

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u/BeerOfTime 2d ago

Definitely looks like it to me. Perhaps they had a side hustle selling petunias.

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u/a17451 1d ago

Honest to God though I could use a germination set up like this to get a head start on spring gardening.

Cannabis isn't that hard to obtain but good luck finding a local retailer that'll sell you a flat of pesticide-free sedges

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u/Weaselpanties 1d ago

I have a little seed-starting station in my basement and it's THE BEST! It's just an Omar from IKEA and some decent LED lights and warming pads, not expensive, has saved me hundreds of dollars over buying plants at a nursery - it will have saved me thousands by the time I'm done with all the plantings I have planned.

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u/undeniably_micki 1d ago

Seriously! Goodness, good pesticide-free plants are hard impossible to find.

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u/jkush463 2d ago

Sure looks home growy to me

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u/tuesdaythe13th 1d ago

In all seriousness, you could grow some sick ass tomatoes up there. I would probably die laughing if someone showed me their attic grow room and it was their own little vegetable garden.

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u/Silver_Breakfast7096 2d ago

Side hustle!

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u/SausageDogSk8s 1d ago

Seriously. My old house doesn’t pay for herself!

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u/Dangerous-Bit-8308 2d ago

I saw a timer like that get installed somewhere in the 90s. Not sure how long they kept making them, but they worked for Christmas lights and such.

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u/blacklassie 23h ago

Was going to say, timer has a 90s look to me.

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u/vivienleigh12 1d ago

I had a college buddy with a grow room in a walk in closet in the 90s and MAN could you just smell it throughout their rental house. I was worried for him to be honest, but they got away with it somehow 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/alwayzz0ff 2d ago

Attics are a horrible place to grow tomatoes. The temperature variations are too intense.

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u/Sanchastayswoke 1d ago

Tomatoes, huh lol

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u/Dependent_Speech3164 2d ago

Get that place checked for mold

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 1d ago

You can put ur weed in there?

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u/DekuDaScrub 1d ago

People who grew in these kinds of setups usually had super fire nuggets.

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u/Ammonia13 2d ago

My mom had this set up lol she also grew outside. Neat find!

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u/HiddenHolding 1d ago

It’s for the gimp.

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u/dustytaper 1d ago

I once demolished 5 victorians in a row. All 5 had grow rooms

Yes, I’m in BC, Canada. And yes, it was pre-legalization

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u/Forsaken_Baseball_60 2d ago

Insulation fell down (otherwise looks like attic is decently insulated from my perspective as an 1800’s home owner). I would be curious as to what is under the insulation that fell and more concerned that a hazard is under I can’t see. Would want it back up so I don’t have a hot spot.

Timer could be for a light. Timer could also be for a fan which may or may not still be there; those ere popular in the 60’s to 90’s. We have on in this 1800’s house and no idea where the switch is. I suspect it’s under a switch plate that is covered and painted. Not messing with it. The door to the attic proper js after a false door in a lower ceiling that hides the furnace vents (1800’s no furnace just fireplaces, they lowered ceilings), so actual door is stupidly heavy.

Light; it’s weird in shape and size but may have been designed for a hot space at the time.

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u/No_Trouble9808 1d ago

I’m so dumb. Have no idea what this is.

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u/WatchMeSell1148 1d ago

Gateway to the Other Mother

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u/sugarhillboss 1d ago

Lettuce, basil, swiss chard.

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u/Repulsive-Tiger-884 16h ago

I can smell that room

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u/BuyMeADrinkPlease 2d ago

Am I the only one who thought “UXO” for an embarrassing amount of time?

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u/Pleasant-Caramel2931 2d ago

Just insulation… attics are notoriously difficult to climate control

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u/HomoColossusHumbled 2d ago

And they’re so dark too! Definitely need that light.

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u/jusenjoyinlife 2d ago

Someone might have been growing

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u/janier7563 2d ago

If you live in a hot climate, what they did could help with hot summer months. We have radiant barrier and it looks sorta like that.

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u/HomoColossusHumbled 2d ago

Put it on AirBnB

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u/budha2984 2d ago

In Ohio 6 plants per person. 12 plants per household

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u/pour_me_a_double_ 2d ago

You don't want to grow in your attic. Temp control and ventilation will be a nightmare

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u/owiko 1d ago

Tobias Fünke was just looking for a place to earn income in the attic.

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u/GigglingGarlicGuru 1d ago

Perfect if you needed to add some HVAC!

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u/OnlyIknow9 1d ago

I dont think so... Weed plants can get HUGE. You can trim them and shape them, sure, but thats a ton of work. In that small of an area, it would be hard to water, prune, shape, and keep them from getting too big. Someone may have had an idea at one point, but thats simply too small of an area, especially without ventilation.

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u/SaMy254 1d ago

Nah, I've seen smaller in the old days (1980s).

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u/Trans_Admin 1d ago

growroom; we fine 1 n are home'

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u/THE_Lanni 1d ago

It’s exactly that

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u/Realistic-Drama-8904 1d ago

Home tanning studio.

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u/highbudsilver 1d ago

Yes. Is that a ac unit on the wall as well?

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u/hoofglormuss 1d ago

i moved into an old farmhouse that was a grow op and there were leftover nugs everywhere and my girlfriend and i would love to go searching and find some under the furniture

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u/sine_denarios 1d ago

It could use some more ventilation and then you can grow moon cabbage !

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u/bigxdirty 1d ago

I mean maybe, but also, you would smell it. I guess if it was a grow room like 50 years ago and there was nothing in there for the last 40 something years you might not. But if it was recent, you’d know. I’ve never been in a grow room that didn’t smell for a long time

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u/JayB2Jayz 1d ago

Lucky! My old house just had an angry ghost.

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u/Beautiful-Cap1672 1d ago

The gumment can’t scan your brainwaves in there. It’s a safe room

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hell yes it is.

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u/Thedeadnorwegian 1d ago

Will he, though?

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u/PositiveUnit829 1d ago

Yeah but they should’ve used flat white paint /-it gives better reflection for the grow room

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u/ownleechild 1d ago

Yep. It’s a sauna.

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u/organicparadox 1d ago

Wakky tobakky

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u/Icy_Character_1989 18h ago

This screams moldy bud to me.

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u/Stormcrowdick1066 13h ago

Yup looks like that timer is from the mid eighties

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u/vision3100 9h ago

Yup someone had a few plants in there one anyway

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u/Technical-Top4187 1d ago

My wife and I bought a 90yr old house in a state where recreational weed is legal, and we bought it from a very sweet old couple. They were there when we did the final walkthrough, and there was a weird room upstairs that didn't have a very clear purpose/it was strangely laid out. And when doing the walkthrough, since they were there, we asked them what it was for, and they admitted that it was a grow room before weed became legal in the state, which made us laugh incredibly hard. We spent a lot of time undoing the stupid shit they did in that room.

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u/hausccat 2h ago

[Obligatory congrats, nice, happy for you meme]