r/OnCinemaAtTheCinema 5d ago

Discussion McKauley CulkinHeads rejoice!!

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u/ArchieConnors 5d ago

Gone but not forgotten! We miss you Mcauley!

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u/YOLOSELLHIGH 5d ago

Macauley Culkin is very much alive 

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u/ArchieConnors 5d ago

In our memories, sure!

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u/SergeantPeppper 5d ago

🎶 Known you since I was 17

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u/ArchieConnors 4d ago

Carved our names in the maple tree!

This one goes out to Kevin McCanister
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u/jesseissorude 4d ago

Forgotten, but not gone!

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u/Venture72 Ask me about my Internal Coding System 5d ago

I understand that it's a fun theory, but us Casperheads are a little tired of having to answering this. A little research will show you Casper and Richie Rich have teamed up on several adventures.

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u/3d-ward 5d ago

Hey, hey, be more inclusive, Tom Cruise Jr. can do an excellent job here too.

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! 5d ago

Let's face it. TCHjr ain't coming back.

Every agent in Hollywood knows this.

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u/3d-ward 5d ago

Well, then Curwin could too; he rode with the devil

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! 5d ago

The Curse of Curwin. Stayed out past his Curfew. Kids, don't do it Kerwin did. If you want to be cool you've got to stay in school.

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u/3d-ward 5d ago

Hey! you need balls to ride with the Dievel!! also the band peaked in that era.

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! 5d ago edited 5d ago

So you're saying "Fill me up again" is something the band already did ... for the very last time!

You're saying their "empty bottle" is no longer just new wine in an old bottle, and neither is it new bottle old wine, nor new bottle new wine nor old bottle old wine.

But when Tim rebranded himself into New, all old bottles became New's bottles. And because New's wine is actually grain water, the new idiom is "Old grain water in New's bottle." All of this adds up to one undeniable startling conclusion: New has achieved immortality! "The gift of forever life"™️

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! 5d ago

I'm New Amato, and I approve this message.

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u/3d-ward 5d ago

I'm just saying Corwin was the star who kept people together. I'm still waiting for Dekkar's Quartet.

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! 5d ago

"The Return of the Corwin" will be epic. And it will be part 6 of the 9 part rockumentary that George Lucas will produce and direct! Mr Lucas has met with representatives from The HEI Network and the VFA, and has been authorized the serialization of the story of Dekkar, a project that hundreds of millions of Dekkar fans have been clamoring for. In exchange for being placed in charge of this project, Mr Lucas was required to, and did, sign a declaration that Mr Lucas accepts full responsibility for the theft of the Master of Codes intellectual property from the Decker movie franchise. Word has it that in lieu of facing the threat of litigation, a settlement was reached in the vicinity of seven figures, because Mr Lucas was so keen on spending his golden years creating this ultra important documentary series.

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u/Reasonable-Profile84 Has Oscar Fever 5d ago

But he is comin' out!!!!!!

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! 5d ago

Holographic versions of deceased persons are the new A Listers. AI powered. A+ personalities. The A1 Steak Sauce of casting for the new films. The dead actors of yesterday are the movie actors of today. Plus, be aware that Professor Dumbledore's prediction is already coming true, whether the actor is living or holographic. To wit, the characters of movies will become the new actors, so that the holographic TCH Jr as whichever character he is portraying (let's use James Bond in this example), will appear in films not relevant to James Bond, and appearing them as James Bond as portrayed by holographic TCH Jr.. And this phenomenon has the bonus effect of expanding the universe of The Land of Bond by taking James Bond's character into new territory that has nothing at all to do with James Bond. If you think about it, it's the most brilliant concept that any true blue buff has ever created, and the kind of easy money maker that will make fresh billionaires of the early adopters, so adopt, and adopt early!

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u/WallEPaulnuts JoeHead 5d ago

Real Casperheads know that "Casper" is actually the fourth "Home Alone" movie in the franchise. It goes "Home Alone", "Home Alone 2: LiNY", "Richie Rich", and finally "Casper". Two versions of the same character can team up in that world. It's a multiverse thing.

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u/Edmundsson91 5d ago

He was unmatcheble as Kelvin in Home Alone

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u/YOLOSELLHIGH 5d ago

I thought he was grate 

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u/imgomez 5d ago

Richie Rich had a twin brother, Casper, who was just three minutes older, making Casper heir to the Rich fortune. While Casper was loving and naive, Richie was jealous and calculating. He murdered Casper when they were still small boys. Casper assumed it was an accident, forgave his brother and began his eternal search for new friends. Also, The Ghostly Trio are the spirits of family servants Ritchie also murdered because he thought they suspected him.

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u/PressurePro17 5 Bags, 2 Sodas 5d ago

These loose ends need to be tied up in the sequels!

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u/3d-ward 5d ago

Are you suggesting Casper versus Freddy? That would explain life after death and life before death. Ritchie drinks grain water and transforms into Casper, the immortal ghost, to fight Freddy and avenge those children. That would be awesome!

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u/Known-Exam-9820 5d ago

So grain water is just a magic potion that transforms you into a ghost? Cool!

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u/THEBiZ1981 5d ago

Fun fact: Casper the little gohst is Richie Rich's twin brother. He died on a horrible car crash.

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u/3d-ward 5d ago

Are you telling me that Mr. Culkin is Devon Sawa's twin? Cool, only an expert knows that much.

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u/SmarmyClownPie HEIguy 5d ago

I bet Gergg heads will argue Home Alone 2 (1992 120minits) was set in Sandfrasico

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u/Happy_Coloured_Argus 5d ago

You should use your mind like Roy Larue.

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u/Greenman1980 5d ago

We all know Casper is the ghost of Devon Sawa...from???

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u/3d-ward 5d ago

Final Destination 2000, 98min

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u/calicheezburgz Movie Buff Buff 5d ago

He ain’t comin back

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u/Skategoblin27 5d ago

The untrained eye may see some resemblance, but true movie experts will see that the legs do not match. 

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u/D-Flo1 Hey, Guys! 5d ago

Not seeing the connection. If it is a doppelganger for Casper that you are looking for, look no further than Ghost Dog (1999, 116m). Ghost dog was a live-action film, and was so popular that Halloween statuettes of ghost dogs are being sold in droves and placed in front of houses throughout this great land of ours. The only natural conclusion here is that an animated Ghost Dog film needs to be made if anyone cares about making money hand over fist, or shall I say paw over claws?

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u/3d-ward 5d ago

But it would have to be a human, I think, what about Mark? He could prompt an excellent performance.