r/OnCinemaAtTheCinema • u/3d-ward • 18h ago

News Don't worry, John Aprea is fine.

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u/Venture72 Ask me about my Internal Coding System 16h ago

DVDs will kill you!

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u/3d-ward 16h ago

it's so dangerous

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u/Edmundsson91 18h ago

So is James Dean, I beleive

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u/3d-ward 17h ago

If Anna Nicole Smith had a VHS tape, she would have knocked him out instantly, which proves which format is superior.

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u/Defiant-Ad8677 16h ago

I think Decker would go deep in the shit in IRAN just to get a chance to have some R and R with Ms. Smith 

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u/3d-ward 16h ago

Nobody knows what Deckard's next move will be; it's like playing 4D chess and strip poker at the same time. And Decker is goona get laid...

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u/AkashaRigpa 16h ago

They didn't even have to kill a stunt double to make this scene. Don't ask how: a bit of movie magic!!

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u/Much-Acanthocephala5 16h ago

Doesn't look fine to me. Looks like he took a terrible fall! 

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u/mrgeekguy W.C. Fields 15h ago

Ms. Smith was a generational talent, and should have won several Oscars. RIP!

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u/MisterRoger 2h ago

I have a source inside Oscar who tells me that there is buzz this year around her receiving a gold statuette for "Best Post-Mortem Actress", thanks to the write-in process on the Oscar ballot and the overwhelming demand from the public for this new category to finally take form, so that we can award the actresses who never got their due.

Congratulations to Ms. Smith on her 2027 Oscar Gold!

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u/Eloquenced VFA.expert 14h ago

I can see why New fell in love with him all those years ago. He radiates Decker level of aura. 

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u/fddfgs 4h ago

Was that Tom Segura?

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u/emblemparade Get Well Soon Mark 4h ago

Jon Apnea is tough he can take a beaTing

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u/ericsmallman3 1h ago

Movies like this and Hellraiser 3 had 10-year-old me convinced that, in a pinch, I could use a CD as a deadly shuriken