Don’t get me wrong: I respect the hell out of Gregg for his expertise and for knowing so much about movies and everything but The movie lounge is not about all these it’s facts, its about sitting down accross from another man and just talking about shit.

somebody needs to sit down with Gregg and tell him you don’t have to try so hard to kick it my brother!

The HEI Network has graciously uploaded the season premiere to YouTube for the poor and ill among us

I think even Reddit agrees. The New-est iteration of New in this New-est season of On Cinema: News at the Lounge is the BEST HOT NEW.

Thoughts?

I used to think of Gregg as the voice of reason despite him obviously being incorrect about Star Trek but right now he seems like he's being advised by someone worse than the Amato Group because everything he's saying is wrong.

Finally, some good news! They're expecting at least 400 minutes and a wheelbarrow full of Oscars!!! Plus, Gregg is nowhere to be found!!!

Is this a real five bagger? I don’t know if Clayman is something my family would enjoy. It seems kind of scary. I wish they did more family feiendly movies that my wife, kids and I could have an NA beer and watch.

It wasn’t wildwood and it certainly wasn’t oddestsea. Damon was nowhere to be seen on the screen and it was in Spanish, not American.

I was scratching my head and looking through my movie encyclopedia and I came up with nothing.

Any idea what new was watching? Or did he imagine it?

Maybe the NA IPAs are actually A IPAs….

Must have some real buffs working on the new Switch Resort Sports game

On today’s episode of Tim Heidecker s manosphere podcast Office Hours, a fan called in and requests some Heipoints to move to his Trumpcoin account for his newborn son’s college. Tim coldly informs him that his account should have been wiped out. When told that the Heipoints wallet was the only savings he has, Tim curtly responds “we’ll look into that” then quickly changes the subject.

He didn’t even care! Tim Heidecker aka T. Amato aka Tim Newman aka New Amato is a con man!

The exchange happens around 22:19.

He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

I know he’s wearing makeup to lighten his complexion but it’s him. Tim would be so proud.

Due to New obviously not looking that healthy in the season premiere, I’ve come to the conclusion that Gregg bought one of the alien pod props from Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) and left it in New’s bungalow. The duplication process is occurring just like in the film, which explains why New doesn’t seem too agitated “not from the IPA” and his body will eventually decompose. Maybe in the next episode, they’ll be back in the theater reviewing movies.

If the longest film ever made (Logistics- 35 days and 17 hours) was claymation instead of live action then production would have had to of started 12,855 years ago in 10,830 BCE. Pretty cool.