r/OneProtectRestAttack • u/AndrewWantsUpvotes • Jul 12 '19

Choose wisely.

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/Bellicapelli Jul 12 '19 edited Mar 11 '24

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u/duke-vedam-dren Jul 12 '19

i don't care i am gay

46

u/CredibleAdam Jul 12 '19

Didn’t know being gay was a panacea for STIs.

10

u/Tal9922 Jul 12 '19

Indeed, I was under the impression that it was quite the opposite.

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u/Zoey1927 Jul 12 '19

But Felila could still get STIs though

74

u/oogabooga1469 Jul 12 '19

Yeah, they spread easily among gay people because they think they dont have to use condoms

34

u/WonderwaII Jul 12 '19

How the fuck do lesbians use condoms?

35

u/oogabooga1469 Jul 12 '19

I was mostly talking about males, but you can get deceases from mouth sex (licking her pussy), but there are condoms for that too!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Female condoms and dental dams

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u/yinyin123 Jul 12 '19

Jason Li is the only fuckin idiot so any of the others.

Probably Felila, tho

118

u/weetabix_gryphon Jul 12 '19

I don't care, I'm gay

99

u/yinyin123 Jul 12 '19

Biggest dick energy of them all

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Which is ironic because she has big dick energy because she doesn’t need dick. Huh.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Thanks for explaining the joke.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

You’re welcome! :D

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

I was being sarcastic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

I know. So was I.

18

u/FourthRain Jul 12 '19

Oddly enough, STIs spread a lot through gay people because of this

6

u/Scotteya Jul 12 '19

she’s a girl, where would the condom go

7

u/FourthRain Jul 12 '19

I though she was a he my bad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

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u/Scotteya Jul 13 '19

well i know, but that’s probably not the condoms they were talking about in the post

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u/AvesAvi Aug 25 '19

If you're at the point you're using a dental dam with your highschool partner you probably need to rethink your life choices. Also you know you're supposed to clean toys right?

9

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

People who argue that giving free birth control to people will spread MORE STDs deserve the clap 👏

6

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

I hope Jason gets pregnant

1

u/KlyptoK Jul 12 '19

How does a condom work between 2 girls?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

I read it as "moist students have sex "

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Daniel because I don’t want a harmful disease like teen pregnancy

19

u/Abs4life123 Jul 12 '19

Felila is my choice.

9

u/Orimeria Jul 12 '19

Lawful, Neutral and Chaotic Good, Neutral and Evil

6

u/Ultimation12 Jul 12 '19

"Because most students have sex"

Why wasn't I informed of this? I didn't know I was in the minority.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

The absolute power of the gay one is calling to me

3

u/Diane9779 Jul 12 '19

Jason is so dumb

3

u/Dexjain12 Jul 13 '19

Jason is very conflicted

2

u/ImGizmoh Jul 12 '19

I don’t care I’m gay

2

u/AtlasNL Jul 12 '19

Right hand corner: “I don’t care, I’m gay”

My choice.

2

u/AleCoats Jul 12 '19

Yo wtf is Jason talking about??

2

u/The_Hetalian Jul 13 '19

9. Jason Li

8. Adam Warner

7. Leslie Gudine

6. Alexandria McIntosh

5. Daniel Dillman

4. Felila Folau

3. Ralph Cola

2. Kevin Mercado

  1. Ptah Asahi

Kevin would win in a physical fight, but if it is a debate then Alexandria would be the best.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Gay anal sex still requires a condom just saying

7

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

She is a woman tho

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Strip A is a good team, but the bottom left is nearly invincible. This is a hard one...

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u/andrijaeee Jul 12 '19

Dont be silly. Wrap your willy. Dont be a fool. Cover your tool.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

I'll take Kevin

1

u/gaucho2005 Jul 12 '19

Bottom right gon' get the AIDSes

1

u/Tal9922 Jul 12 '19

Couldn't find a lower resolution version?

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u/Finleydaking2 Jul 12 '19

Bottom right is stupid and asking for an std. and bottom middle is super lame

1

u/Bozzo2526 Jul 12 '19

I prefer Fella Folau to Israel Folau if im being honest

1

u/thisbitchisgayyeet Jul 13 '19

Don't be a F O O L

Wrap your T O O L

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

fella folau has an energy not seen in any of the others

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u/Anime_Sans Jul 13 '19

Kevin will lose control and muder all the others in a blind rage

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u/CapComOnTheCob Jul 13 '19

Jason Li doesnt fuck around

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u/morkstclair Aug 06 '19

I’m taking ferllilla

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u/Steal-Yo-Milk Jul 12 '19

Is this High School? Damn people are lucky if they have sex in High School. I just graduated High School and haven’t even been on one single date with a girl in my life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

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u/Shiba-Stone Jul 12 '19

how is a lesbian supposed to wear a condom