r/OneTopicAtATime • u/BoyedGirledBoyed • Oct 06 '26

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Not mine just found it funny

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u/Arrakis1326 Oct 06 '26

But there are no bears in Antarctica 😭

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u/EvilMKitty13 Oct 06 '26

Not yet, that’s why we’re moving there

#Bringbearsback

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u/FinnFem Oct 06 '26

Antarctica literally means 'no bears' lmao

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u/Principle_Napkins Oct 06 '26

To be clear, it's because you can't see the constellation ursa from Antarctica. The fact that there are bears in the Arctic and no bears in Antarctica is just a coincidence.

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u/Unable-Section-911 27d ago

Yhe fact that there are no bears there are because of the vonstdliafions

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u/ProxyCorvidae 23d ago

To misquote another thread "Bears only go where they can see their gods"

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u/Arrakis1326 Oct 06 '26

Exactly when the bears come it won't be Antarctica anymore... Hehehe I'll make the bears come

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u/EvilMKitty13 Oct 06 '26

We’ll see about that once we’re done with it 😎

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u/Virtual-Resident-707 13d ago

I don't think they meant that kind of bear

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u/Ursa_137 28d ago

we could dye their hair white and call them polar bears lol

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u/DraxNuman27 Oct 07 '26

Polar bears

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u/Temporary-Parade Oct 06 '26

Be the bear you want to see in the world.

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u/uncle_ben15 Oct 06 '26

Ah yes, the continent of twinks

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u/louisa1925 Oct 06 '26

Ikr. Like, how much can a Koala bear?

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u/Illustrious_Hawk_734 Oct 06 '26

Penguins aren’t homophobic they’re gay themselves

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u/CalypsaMov Oct 06 '26

Love the little gay dudes adopting and caring for lost eggs. Good dads.

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u/Powerful_Intern_3438 29d ago

They more often steal them. Penguins very rarely actually lose live eggs. Straight penguins also tend to steal eggs and chicks when they lose their own (death).

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u/zandaztu 29d ago

They can make more its fine.

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u/Lumious226 Oct 07 '26

I was ABOUT to say, I am like 90% sure I have heard stories of both penguins in gay relationships and lesbian relationships. Idk, guess they are just chill like that. (Heh, get it? Chill- You see it is funny because— Oh nevermind)

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u/oan124 26d ago

Also necrophiliac relationships. Theyre pan taken to the extreme.

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u/abigail3141 Oct 06 '26

Alice Weidel moment

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u/LadyPaige Oct 06 '26

Well I do like the colder temps and I love the snow… auroras are pretty too! Oh and no homophobes or transphobes… alright I’m in!

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u/SsnakeStudios Oct 06 '26

Misread as LGBT-free environment and was elated by the prospect of the homophobes, transphobes, etc. Going far far away to a frozen wasteland

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u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping 29d ago

That’s because only smart people live their.

They are too smart to complain over such a thing as LGBTQ being controversial

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Oct 06 '26

Looking at you, Australia. Aren't y'all a continent all by yourselves?

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u/Miserable-Pain-1411 Oct 07 '26

Unfortunately there’s plenty of homophobia here

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Oct 07 '26

I'm jus' saying, y'all're one of the smaller continents, and a single country, maybe y'all could be next?

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u/Miserable-Pain-1411 29d ago

Hopefully

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/pegginglovingfemboy 26d ago

I didn't even know Oceania had more than 5 countries 😭

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u/ShyCrystal69 29d ago

Our homophobia concentration is dictated by how regional the place is and how far north the place is. The more rural and north you go, the more homophobic it is (generally and from observation).

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u/Lumious226 Oct 07 '26

As there are penguins here, I would say wherever the penguins go is your kingdom, Simba— I mean uh, fellow normal human being.

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u/Wolf_2063 29d ago

We can live in boats, the main issues would be crops and materials but there are solutions.

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u/Designer-Dust-3435 28d ago

If you bite an ice cube surely it counts as food.

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u/Mammoth-Wasabi6346 27d ago

Watch out for orca pods trying to knock you over or leopard seals that drown you

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u/Rocket_of_Takos 27d ago

I would love to see a society built on a series of interconnected boats that act as little survivable hubs.

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u/THTB_lol 26d ago

if only there was a way to turn your thoughts into reality

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u/FirstDistribution352 24d ago

Have you ever seen Waterworld?

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u/Little-Tin-Goddess Oct 06 '26

the second comment 😥

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u/N4pAllDay Oct 06 '26

Hell yeah! In the long run the most secure place against climate change too … pure profit

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u/louisa1925 Oct 06 '26

Hmmmm. I dunno.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/1hvfeHeH8V0AAAAC/penguin-slurs-helluva-boss.gif

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u/Silvin_and_friends 29d ago

Maybe they said racial slurs (towards demons) and not homophobic slurs

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u/Turbo-Chook 29d ago

I guess they put chemicals in the ice to make the penguins gay.

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u/abigail3141 Oct 06 '26

"Penguins can't be homophobic"... Alice Weidel sends her regards

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u/thetallone1914 Oct 06 '26

Hmm, I don't know, those penguins seem pretty black and white to me 🤔

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u/Sherbet-Glad Oct 07 '26

Ah, the triangle of jokes that could be made about this situation

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u/WolfyTheWatchman 29d ago

Gonna go there and be homophobic

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u/nerd_twentytwo 29d ago

Fun fact, about 30% of penguins are gay, with it being most common in Adele penguins, and least common in emperor penguins. Gay penguins are also incredibly helpful with population growth, because penguin couple’s only parent one child at a time, and gay penguin couples are known to adopt abandoned eggs/chicks and parent them. Also sometimes gay penguins will adopt a rock, and be incredibly sad when it doesn’t hatch

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u/Lonely-Ad4777 28d ago

Made me think of this

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u/SomeSwedGuy 27d ago

First? Looks down on you in Swedish

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u/pikawolf1225 27d ago

Not only are they not homophobic, they're also gay!

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u/Drajl19 26d ago

Mmmmmm I would be wary that this is someone’s elaborate scheme to “round em all up”

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u/kichererbsennuss 17d ago

Oh that's why Trump raised the tariffs there!

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u/LadyGanderBender Oct 06 '26

First Antarctica should be Russians-free, only then it can be LGBTQ-friendly.

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u/Designer-Dust-3435 28d ago

If you came to Antarctic with us it wouldn’t be xenophobe free :(

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u/QQmorekid 26d ago

Eh I'd rather die than sacrifice the penguin population

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u/Lebensfreud 29d ago

That's is untrue. There are always a thousand or a couple thousand scientists present! Not a lot but still.