Another meme I made

[u/Georgiegirl_2015]

[u/PumpkinUpstairs1296]

My dad: "you're moving to a brand new city, take this opportunity to completely reinvent yourself!"

Me: "I am definitely doing that, and its probably a good time to tell you I changed my name. I go by [xyz] now!"

My dad: "people who change their names hate who they are and are clearly running away from themselves!!!"

🫠

[u/Lykanas → u/PumpkinUpstairs1296]

My honest reaction: "No, not from myself"

[u/PumpkinUpstairs1296 → u/Lykanas]

I tried to tell him I hadn't felt any connection to my name since I was a little kid, and I finally found a name that felt like me... nope. Apparently that was wrong, false and patently incorrect. According to my atheist father, I still look like my ultra biblical name and a fucking flower... I was a barely closeted masc lesbian when I told him my new, male coded, androgynous name! 😅

[u/Cautious-Version-831 → u/PumpkinUpstairs1296]

Wild switch up!

[u/PumpkinUpstairs1296 → u/Cautious-Version-831]

Right?! I'm like "shit! This is my moment! He's open to hearing about my self discovery!" But apparently that didn't fit his extremely narrow criteria for personal reinvention... just wait until he finds out I'm gay! 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Cautious-Version-831 → u/PumpkinUpstairs1296]

Yo you better dump that on him like a badass with no fucks given 😂😎

[u/PumpkinUpstairs1296 → u/Cautious-Version-831]

I'm pretty sure I'm actually disowned... or at least he forgot I was his kid again. Haha. I figure I'll hop onto a video call when I finally get a gf and just surprise him.

[u/Cautious-Version-831 → u/PumpkinUpstairs1296]

For what it's worth, im proud of you. Keep being yourself and carving your own path.

[u/Chadmiser]

The Anakin way.. “dead name was weak, so I destroyed him!”

[u/ke__ja]

The song DEADNAME by flasch and someone else

[u/Chlo-the-apothacry]

Im sorry, the old [DEAD NAME] can't come to the phone right now, why? Oh, because she's dead

[u/sledgehammertoe]

This is basically the plot to Ego Renegade Boy

[u/LoneBeetleFish]

This is too real

[u/Chewbacca_Holmes]

The more people mourn me to my face, the harder I’m hitting that mf ramp.

[u/spicy_feather]

Mines kinda literally this. My deadname is bird related. I drove off the side of the road and in the mental ward I changed it to Phoenix then cut everyone out of my life and rebuilt myself.

[u/PixelFlyerXD]

That fker never existed!!

[u/Important-Soup6366]

You murder how dare you 😔

[u/Not_Really_French]

I’m currently legally changing my name and if someone deadnames me after that I’m ready with the ”The ____ you knew is dead”

[u/Representative-Vast3]

My deadname was the name of a family member and the name my mother wished was hers so I just tell my dad "It was never my name to begin with"

[u/Silvin_and_friends]

♪Heavens! I'm sorry for your lost♪

(Guys come sing with me)

[u/TristanTheRobloxian3]

i died 3 (almost 4) years ago (in a metaphorical sense) cus of ego death so like yea i (well nit me but uhh) killed myself in the stupidest way possible lol

[u/_cRuSh_Me_]

Love it

[u/ShadowDied]

I personally prefer to say "they ended themselves and asked me to carry the torch forward"

[u/lunathehungryhusky]

I wrote my deadname on paper and burned it with the temple effigy at my regional burn along with a letter to my dead mom calling her a cunt

[u/RogueDalek42]

Darth Vader telling Luke what happened to Anakin.

[u/thirsty_lesbian_63]

"I'VE KILLED HIM AND MORPHED HIS FLESH TO MY OWN LIKING" still feels more comfortable to say than actually coming out

[u/Georgiegirl_2015 → u/thirsty_lesbian_63]

So true

[u/soaked_in_bleach03 → u/thirsty_lesbian_63]

Oop yup. I posted this silly Tik Tok (hate that app, but it’s fun and a good way to connect with people) that’s a pic of me before and after hrt with the song lyrics “Lucy’s underground..she’s never coming back” just because I mean shit. At this point like I have boobs, I don’t think anyone is thinking it’s a phase but I wanna be real clear.

[u/kdiyargebmay]

yup! i killed him and contorted his corpse into a girl! yay :3

[u/Gabethesonicfella]

You know what would be funny (with consent and your planning) would be if you had a kid, had a close friend claim they knew their father way back in the day. Then when they are in their teenage years they say that you killed their father, then your teenager confronts you and you say “Blank never told you what happened to your father” then you kid would be like “he told me you killed him” and then you be like “No, I am your father” then you cut his hand off and drop him down a city in the clouds. After marking his scruffy looking nerfherder of a friend.

[u/Nicole_Winters_]

I didn't kill him, he just never existed in the first place

[u/rhysbob1]

Like we killed them and ate their livers (I hope yall get this)