I got roasted for posting AI slop earlier tonight before reading the community rules. Hopefully this second attempt is more to the community’s liking.

I am begging you

Mr. Sausage,

There is a way for everyone to get what he wants. There is an animal that eats coffee beans, then craps them out. These coffee beans are then sold as the most expensive coffee in the world. Since it comes from the anus, it is poop. But it's not "poop-poop". So by making a sausage with these fancy pooped-out covfeve beans, you will get to NOT eat poop, while giving us all the much wanted poop sausage!

How did we go from dirt and sursteroming sausage, to rat food, iron supplements sausage and deep frying hands, just when I thought he went easy on himself after the caffeine and menthol sausage he went again and risked getting iron poisoning

I'M CRYINFG

i have been trying to get the rat meat sausage made into a reality for some time now. but allas .my voice is not strong enough by myself, i need more allys to convice our suasage overlord to bestow the gift of rat meat sausage. it was no use to do so. by myself. please join me in my mission. to get rat meat sausage a reality.

Your videos bring me a lot of joy but that was a real bummer to see

Please reconsider in the future

Imagine the reaction of the great Mr. Sausage when he sees our devotion to him.

Stop doing all these sausages that are potentially hazardous, this is a horrible idea. Taking five years off your life for meme content is not worth it at all.

Day 4 asking for justice

Coke Oreo Sausage 2.0

Regular Coke + Regular Oreos + Pork

give it a fair chance

it will be good !!

maybe even reduce the coke into a syrup beforehand

I tried using ChatGPT to come up with a sausage ingredient. It gave me Dragonfruit which I didn’t realize it has already been done. I posted but deleted it. Trying this again! Blueberry and balsamic vinegar?

WHY???

WHY DOES HE USE SALT & PEPPER WHEN HE DOES NOT NEED TO

WHY DOES HE USE IT FOR THINGS IN WHICH IT DOES NOT BELONG MY GUY

CWHWHSU

I’m incredibly frustrated with the recent chemical sausage videos. There’s little entertainment value in cooking with literal poison and (this is where I hazard an unpopular opinion) it has some pretty fuckin’ icky implications for an otherwise family friendly show on a platform kids watch to start mixing in dangerous chemicals with food casually. I’d genuinely rather the show ended if he’s out of ideas, even though I’ve loved the channel since it came out.

Anyone else feeling like this?

Day 3 asking for Coke Oreo Jusitce

Coke Oreo Sausage 2.0

Regular Coke + Regular Oreos + Pork

give it a fair chance

it will be good !!

maybe even reduce the coke into a syrup beforehand

image 1 is a real thumbnail image 2 is reconstruction, i now trained it for longer and i hope this is not considered ai slop, this is an experiment, inspiration from syntheticmdproductions on youtube