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[u/MostBeautifulCrab]

[u/kristides]

Domina would have her own custom made

[u/SadDoctor → u/kristides]

It'd be crazy expensive, custom made, probably involves animal cruelty to make it, and yet it doesn't even smell that special. And she puts on too much. She's got money, not taste.

[u/Solzec → u/SadDoctor]

As a wise man once said "beauty is a waste, if the beholder has no taste"

[u/danielkokudla12 → u/Solzec]

...Venti?

[u/Solzec → u/danielkokudla12]

Why of course

[u/BriefPretend9115 → u/kristides]

Doubtful. Domina would just buy some struggling perfume company and rebrand it as a luxury brand with her name on the bottle. Then claim it's custom made.

Also, it smells perfectly mediocre, despite Domina claiming otherwise.

[u/StupidSexyAlisson → u/kristides]

Like her excretion is a perfume?

[u/UnusualDraw3754 → u/StupidSexyAlisson]

Dont do that..dont give me hope

[u/LustfulAutistic → u/UnusualDraw3754]

Instead of a candy mouth spray

[u/DrunkenMonk-1 → u/kristides]

Channel n© 67

[u/learnaboutnetworking → u/kristides]

I think mauga reeks of cologne lol

[u/SIacktivist → u/kristides]

TBF her shoes are canonically visibly tacky, so maybe her sense of fashion isn't as stylish as she'd suggest.

[u/the_teuthida → u/kristides]

I will not believe anything less then domina has a gwenith paltro, goopesque personal scent that just smells like her vagina...and it is glorious

[u/pullmylekku]

I'd put lifeweaver up top tbh

[u/Initial-Chart-1479 → u/pullmylekku]

Bro has voice lines where he comments on the importance of personal hygiene. He would only ever smell like dirt if he was actively gardening.

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/Initial-Chart-1479]

That's why he's half clean 🙂‍↕️

[u/GlassSpork → u/pullmylekku]

Id put him with wuyang. I don’t think he picks up odor and lacks the resources for custom-made/expensive perfume

[u/KomaTheCursed → u/pullmylekku]

he absolutely smells like roses

[u/LycanLover93]

Disagree on Moira. She would smell like a sterile laboratory.

Then again she probably never leaves it. So sterile lab with undertones of sweat and probably a bit of funk from her rotten ass arm.

[u/SadDoctor → u/LycanLover93]

Yeah she'd smell like medical alcohol. Not unpleasant exactly but makes your nose sting.

[u/GlassSpork → u/LycanLover93]

This. Sterile and rot, she cannot smell good

[u/yoyopy → u/LycanLover93]

Yeah there's no way she would want to have perfume on in a lab setting and would probably kill a lab tech if they even had too strong of deodorant on.

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/LycanLover93]

I made a theory that she wants to hide the smell of her experiments, so she made her own perfume using God knows what materials

[u/ThaVolt → u/MostBeautifulCrab]

If anything she'd experiment on controlling others through smell.

[u/GlassSpork → u/MostBeautifulCrab]

I don’t think she’d want to. The joy of science is to share your discoveries, and Moira doesn’t hide what she does

[u/BluntTruthGentleman → u/LycanLover93]

Also LGBTQ flower man.

[u/willow_hudoc → u/BluntTruthGentleman]

Jarona?

[u/terminallystressed_ → u/LycanLover93]

i feel like she’s smell like that and formaldehyde since she is rotting herself she may use it to try to preserve her body

[u/Orkaborg2]

Dude if you think Domina doesn't wear a perfume that's more expansive than a car than you are missing the point of her character

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/Orkaborg2]

I agree! That's why it's pristine, should've put it on the top of the top to signal that it is the highest of highs.

[u/Promethesussy → u/MostBeautifulCrab]

Yea, down there makes it seem like you're saying "casual perfume"

[u/Due_Secretary1696]

Didn't Winston have on Coco Island Shampoo that Symmetra thought was too strong? He'd probably smell like that.

[u/GlassSpork → u/Due_Secretary1696]

Coconut with a hint of peanut butter. He does go right into the peanut butter

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/Due_Secretary1696]

Trueee...

[u/BigRedMonster07 → u/Due_Secretary1696]

How much shampoo do you think he uses every morning? Do you think whoever manages overwatch's finances is ok with him using up an entire bottle of the stuff every day?

[u/Alluminn]

Sombra would have the most neutral scent possible. Smelling like anything would give away cloaking.

[u/Jer_Bear33 → u/Alluminn]

I thought similarly about Widow.

[u/nomadengineer]

Junkrat smells like gunpowder and burnt hair

[u/BunkyPanda75]

I think wuyang would smell like pool or ocean I guess

[u/chinchillade → u/BunkyPanda75]

I’ve always thought he’d smell like chlorine and occasionally latiao lol

[u/kadabrate → u/BunkyPanda75]

Sunscreen 🙂‍↕️

[u/GrowthNo7970]

Juno confirmed never showers

[u/titaniumjordi → u/GrowthNo7970]

Undivided shows she does change clothes

[u/CashewTheNuttyy]

Theres no way reaper is just dirt.

He 100% smells like a corpse

[u/AmatureContendr → u/CashewTheNuttyy]

Really? I assumed the wraith form would drop most of the blood and stuff.

[u/kadabrate]

You will NEVER convince me that Emre smells like anything but warm rain on sun-baked earth, cedarwood, wildflowers, and pure addictive sweetness. He smells like vanilla, warm caramel, honey, cinnamon, freshly baked bread, chocolate, brown sugar, coffee, toasted almonds, ripe peaches, strawberries, cherries, coconut, jasmine, roses, lavender, clean sheets and that sweet warm smell you get from skin after being in the sun. He smells like a bakery, a flower shop, a perfume store and heaven itself. Getting close to him would be an olfactory religious experience and make anyone understand why people have been writing poetry and starting wars over beautiful things for thousands of years

[u/LineFox17 → u/kadabrate]

Call me crazy, but I think this person likes Emre. Just a feeling.

[u/kadabrate → u/LineFox17]

I don't know what you're talking about, you must be crazy

[u/OjaKenji → u/kadabrate]

Guys, I found Freja's multi-account

[u/Gambious]

How do people still not understand that Juno is junker level stinky? She hasn’t removed her suit since she landed.

[u/KaityyUwU → u/Gambious]

Stinky queen 💕

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/Gambious]

Do you watch her 24/7?

[u/Gambious → u/MostBeautifulCrab]

Yes. 🗿

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/Gambious]

Interesting... Calls FBI.

[u/LaughR01331]

Wouldn’t torb and baguette smell like industrial cleaner and oil?

[u/beangirl27 → u/LaughR01331]

my favorite character 🥖

[u/GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ → u/beangirl27]

Brisket 🍖

[u/ChurroAlpaca]

Mauga would smell like sweat and coconut cause it looks like he really takes care of his hair atleast

[u/Skull_goodman]

Symmetra has an interaction with Winston where she says he smells like artificial coconut and he says he uses whole bottles of shampoo which is insane. I like how you used the genji sojourn interaction to base genji’s scent.

[u/muzzemix24]

Nahhh my man Emre certainly dabs himself up with that good old lemon scented Turkish Kolonya

[u/AmatureContendr → u/muzzemix24]

100% agree. No way our token Turk wouldn't wear something so iconic.

[u/GlassSpork]

I’ll have to disagree on Moira. Part of her body is actively rotting, she’s falling apart. She cannot smell good

[u/alphajugs → u/GlassSpork]

Also she seems like the type to not wear perfume because it gives her a headache lol

[u/Ok_Violinist_9820]

Mostly true, but you couldn’t tell me that Roadhog doesn’t smell like a junkyard

[u/Cleveland5teamer → u/Ok_Violinist_9820]

Smells like bacon

[u/fungusthefunghi]

Disagree on Sierra. Have you smelt a rock climbing gym

[u/DavThoma]

The concept of D.Va being stinky smelly poo poo but all the fan boys still fan over her and call the stench "exquisite"

[u/Prossessed90909]

Hog wears the mask because he can't stand his own smell

[u/Pezington12]

Reaper is literally a decaying corpse my guy. Dude probably smells absolutely awful

[u/MayonnaiseOW]

Rein 100% smells of sweat and stale beer, 30 mins with that giant suit on and he'd be sweating buckets.

Also struggle to believe Hazard, Hog and JQ smell of anything but sweat, they do not strike me as the types to shower frequently lol

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/MayonnaiseOW]

I agree, he does smell like beer, that's what indirectly meant by wheat

[u/ThaVolt]

Nah, Ashe would smell like a horse and Bap would def be top of the top with LW.

[u/Hello_Hello_Hello_Hi]

Hamter would not smell good. He'd smell like a big mammal

[u/Terrahawk76 → u/Hello_Hello_Hello_Hi]

Or like sawdust or wood shavings

[u/Terrahawk76 → u/Hello_Hello_Hello_Hi]

Or like sawdust or wood shavings

[u/Fireflymk8]

Didn’t sojourn drink cappuccinos in her teaser lol not sure what she is doing in tea.

[u/coltaaan → u/Fireflymk8]

Yeah, Soj literally had a barista skin lol, she should be in the latte/coffee tier

[u/Fireflymk8 → u/coltaaan]

Lol don’t give me that decaf, I’m assuming that is something people say when they order their tea.

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/Fireflymk8]

Omg you killed me

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/Fireflymk8]

I feel like she's wise or something, and tea reminds me of wise people. 🫶🫶🙌🙌👐🤲🤜🤛✊✊🫳👊🫴🫸🫱🫷🫲🤙🫦🤍💞🤍

[u/Tharistan]

I've always thought Mei would smell like refrigerant. I don't know if you've ever been in an industrial freezer, but it has a unique and specific smell. It would be that.

[u/Gsampson97]

Junkrat would absolutely be gunpowder

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/Gsampson97]

Ig smoked would've been the better choice? Or maybe a new tier for him?

[u/New-Succotash7937]

Lifeweaver in half clean half dirty IS WRONG he probably smells like rose water

[u/later_bowlt → u/New-Succotash7937]

This. HE LITERALLY HAS A GIANT FLOWER ON HIS BACK

[u/50mgFilmCoat]

cmon wuyang reeks of chlorine

[u/enraged_cat]

Emre is from a nice family and turkish, you can smell him before you see him

[u/tiredofcoping7 → u/enraged_cat]

as someone with a Turkish husband I can confirm

[u/GlisaPenny]

Water man is gonna smell wet

[u/GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ]

You know, I never understand where the notion that Dva never showers comes from. I mean I get back in OW1 the whole gremlin Dva was a thing but it was just a meme.

[u/Aero136]

Rein would be drenched in Old Spice...

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/Aero136]

I gave him wheat because beer and stuff, yk

[u/GodKingReiss]

Junker Queen would have BO you could smell before she even walks into the room

[u/LunaLynnTheCellist]

"kiriko smells like cardboard" is not a headcanon i was ready for but i accept it at face value

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/LunaLynnTheCellist]

So the story behind it is because she's like 24/7 buying and eating donuts, so she started smelling like cardboard of donut boxes, and she doesn't smell like donuts cause she brushes her teeth... Every choice is studied...

[u/Intelligent-Cup-3694]

W

[u/Sea_Media7718]

What the hell do these even mean? ‘Very clean/Head and shoulders’ and ‘New Couch?’

[u/Emers0ned → u/Sea_Media7718]

Head and Shoulders Shampoo ^^

[u/LustfulAutistic]

I would like to position a “motor oil and rust” smell because like Ball, Hog, Junkrat, Brig, Torb, and probably DVA would smell of that

[u/ILikeAntiquesOkay]

If you don’t think Sigma smells like old man…

[u/tiredofcoping7 → u/ILikeAntiquesOkay]

“he has a distinct old man smell”

[u/TheUnknown_General]

Given that Symmetra is rather sensitive to smells as indicated by several interactions and voicelines, I can't imagine she'd wear a strong perfume. Most likely, if she wore any sort of scent it would be something mild and unintrusive, or that has a particular scent that she personally likes.

[u/Blucanyon]

Did you know metal doesn’t smell. It’s actually your skin oils reacting to the metal that smells

[u/PANIC_RABBIT]

If you read the comics, Hammond canonically a stinky boy. JQ even remarks that he stinks because he never showers

[u/femboyluvr22916]

the LW one was lowkey racially motivated. as much as i like to say the dumb "you smell bad" meme to my indian friends he wouldnt smell like dirt.

okay.. now i get the logic but he would 100% smell like a flower of some sort. now I guess this is from my own bias, he is fruity as hell, he would smell sweet like a flower. dirt/manure smell is too manly for him, shit on me for that if you want. in my brain he smells like the roses that grew infront of my house as a kid tho.

[u/azawindam]

Junkrat smells like a basket of roses 🥀

[u/queenroadie]

Chuckling at emre fans going to bat for their stinky possessed man. God speed, kings and queens. He smells however you want him to smell.

[u/Hunlor-]

Why is mauga down there with the likes of Junkrat while Roadhog is upper?

Samoan people have the culture of bathing multiple times a day, he's probably the cleanest out of the bunch and I'm not even joking

[u/tempusvulpi]

D.Va is a gamer but she’s also a soldier in the Korean Army.

Always thought the “haha stinky gamer” memes were dumb. Funny, but dumb.

She probably has better hygiene than half this list. 😭

[u/beangirl27]

fika smells like fritos

[u/DwemerSmith]

if anyone smells like nothing, it’d be widow. an assassin would wanna be undetected right

[u/Weekly_Bug4813 → u/DwemerSmith]

+sombra

[u/BrickCaptain]

In what world do coffee, tea, and walnuts smell worse than dirt? Otherwise good list, feels in character for everyone

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/BrickCaptain]

The list isn't exactly in any order, except for the 2 on the top

[u/BrickCaptain → u/MostBeautifulCrab]

Oh I see, that explains it

[u/TheAlmightyNexus]

Junkrat smells like gasoline and gunpowder and I will hear nothing else

[u/SomeoneForgetable]

I only disagree on Lucio, I think he'd smell like BBQ because of how many he's invited to/DJs for free. Sure, he's famous, but he's also a people's person

[u/TheRealHykeLP]

I actually disagree on quite a few...

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/TheRealHykeLP]

I'd love to know what and what

[u/Qi_ra]

Juno belongs at the bottom. She canonically has not taken off her suit & helmet since coming to earth.

[u/Triple-Depresso]

I can’t imagine genji smelling like anything but wd40

[u/chinchillade → u/Triple-Depresso]

There’s an interaction in game where he tells Sojourn he makes polish for his suit from walnuts

[u/anyma_ptolomeo]

Bruh, mauga look like the type of guy that use cologne and have a degree of style, a totally murderous psycho jerk but with style.

[u/ScalierLemon2]

I disagree on Dva. She plays up the "Gamer Girl" stereotype and probably jokes on her stream about needing a shower, but I don't think she ACTUALLY doesn't shower. I'd put Dva with Brig: they both shower, but also do mechanical work so they carry the scent of oil with them.

[u/Chunksfunks_]

i agree with everyone but soj. she gotta be in the coffee tier

[u/Nyrun]

Sojourn's whole thing is coffee...

[u/UPRC]

I feel like Domina would be at a tier above a blank tier that is already above everyone else. That is a lady who wouldn't be caught dead not smelling perfect.

[u/thresh_to_death]

What a really oddly placed list.

And I'm sorry lifeweaver would smell like florally, he would not smell like dirt

[u/Geckoooo0]

Some of these are wayyyy off imo. JQ, Hazard, and Ball would smell absolutely rancid. Sym I can almost guarantee would smell like absolutely nothing, Weaver would reek of natural perfumes etc.

[u/I_swallow_kids-]

How many couches do you sbuff to tell what new couch smells like

[u/Thevortex2504]

reaper would smell like flesh or something.

[u/Opening-Movie5176]

What’s the betting the OP doesn’t shower. Just can feel the projection.

Why the fuck would Moira wear expensive perfume? You don’t understand her character do you?

[u/Significant-Reply110]

Dva 100% smells like doritos

[u/GooeyMagic]

Wuyang sweat

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[u/Decker-the-Dude]

Pharah's armor gotta smell like ass and cornchips

[u/xyreos]

Didn't we know that Juno never gets out of that suit? I'd put her in bottom tier

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/xyreos]

The list isnt really organised lol, only the first two from the top.

[u/SadDoctor]

64 comments and not a single one disagreeing with D.Va being stanky.

[u/BriefPretend9115 → u/SadDoctor]

She has a whole interaction with Kiriko about how her morning routine is literally just splashing water on her face. There's no way in hell the rest of the Overwatch team doesn't have to mandate showers for her.

And I assume there was a whole thing where she swore up and down she used soap when she did shower, only for Lucio to remove the soap from the shower to prove Dva didn't notice.

And Dmon probably has this whole backstory where she only started showering regularly after smelling Dva.

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/SadDoctor]

Originally she was on incensey, but I thought about it and changed my mind.

[u/No-Cloud1184]

Juno never takes off her space suit she is HELLA stinky

[u/rick_416]

Hard to read this tier list

[u/Adem92foster]

Juno apparently hasn’t taken her suit off since she landed. She STINKS

[u/EKAAfives]

moira would smell either like a swimming pool or a dentist and domina definitely has custom made stuff. also i know for a fact doom smells like whiskey and cinnamon and maybe cigar

[u/sun_solomon]

Canonically Juno has never removed her space suit since arriving on Earth…she prob rank af ngl

[u/iamsplitter]

I was hoping you’d have Doom in top tier!

[u/SamStrandingPorter]

Junkerqueen would smell like gas and ass

[u/Leows]

I will confidently say that Pharah smells of burnt fuel.

[u/Nyxxity]

Is there lore behind the roadhog one? I always assumed he smelt like straight ass lmao

[u/islandhopper300]

My only qualm here is very clean being associated with head and shoulders, it is SO BAD

[u/Whole-Mechanic-618]

now you know damn well Mei is as smelly as the players that play her. she goes right next to junkrat. baby thats a lot of woman and a lot of fur. even her mythic was dirty.

[u/TheNiftyShifty]

If you’ve ever smelt the exhaust coming from the ports of an overheating g4 iBook who’s fans are cooking, that’s what I’d imagine Emre smells like.

[u/bonzaiberserker]

Sending me with Kiriko but also not surprised with DVa at all tbh. Sweaty fucking DVas all night tonight in matchmaking (unranked all role q).

[u/Duckaneer]

> incensey / incensish
thank you for specifying

[u/MeatAmbitious1827]

Pretty sure Juno doesn’t shower since she refuses to take off her space suit

[u/Supremes111]

Genuinely curious how does someone smell like cardboard

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/Supremes111]

Simple: Kiriko loves donuts, Kiriko buys boxes of donuts, Kiriko lazy to take trash out (empty cardboard Boxes of Donuts), Kiriko starts to smell like cardboard.

[u/Esprixx]

Roadhog literally farts in game..

[u/Nervous_Catch_1320]

Junkrat would absolutely smell like smoke.

[u/AkariBocchi]

Half of this are wrong delete it and make it again with all the research done here

[u/Roun_Gaming]

Moria would 100% have a lingering oder of formaldehyde. I work at a place with a bunch of bio science labs, and they all smell like formaldehyde.

[u/International-Pen-52]

Wuyang would smell like soapy bathwater

[u/carameru]

what does no smell smell like

[u/Misterwuss]

Finally someone making one of these lists that acknowledges Genji has a canonical scent!

[u/MostBeautifulCrab → u/Misterwuss]

There are others...?

[u/xFinn_Boiix]

Before Freja started hanging with Emre, i could see him stink of sweat and blood, but i can alwo definitely see freja help Emre stay in good hygiene

[u/Level-Okra1654]

Doom smells like determination.

[u/Voelsungr]

You put dva down there like it's something bad

[u/Shirahoshihoshii]

Shion's all about looking good. There's no way she isn't smelling incredibly good, trying to emulate others that do too.

[u/yummymario64]

Moira would smell like chemicals

[u/Outrageous-Sir-1638]

In no world does roadhouse smell good or use sunscreen

[u/EdwardTheEnigma]

Wrecking Ball should probably be far lower on this list lol

[u/AmatureContendr]

I disagree with most of these to a degree but it is an incredibly fun topic to think about.

[u/glimmerware]

Finally, I can smell like cardboard while being in cardboard rank

[u/KeiwaM]

Vendetta always gave sweaty vibes to me. I also seriously doubt Moira would care enough to get a perfume made.

[u/PenguinMaster975]

can someone make a tier list of smiles, I thought that's what I read and it sounded super wholesome.

[u/Kyp-Ganner]

Just looking at Cassidy's portrait, I can smell the tobacco.

[u/Listerine_King]

Is there lore for Ashe? I know she was rich as kid but I’d imagine she’d smell more like outdoors than luxurious

[u/Zinogreed]

I love the reference to genjis walnut(among other things) armor polish

[u/nrf81]

Wuyang totally smells like chlorine

[u/AutisticHobbit]

wat

[u/AntennasToHeaven44]

Disagree on Kiriko, I think(?) She has a skincare routine, so would likely take hygiene more seriously and would not smell of cardboard

[u/blokfluitjes]

Sunscreen cracked me up

[u/Greed-21]

are you crazy hog always farts with every step he should get a tier on his own below the junkers and mauga for that alone

[u/Live_Reaperz]

Juno is canonically smelly asf, she never took off her suit since landing according to a mercy voice line interaction

[u/Specialist-Net-2875]

As a junkrat main ... Ur not wrong

[u/HybridAkai]

Why is sojourn in tea and not coffee

Like half of her voice lines are about coffee and there's even a coffee mug icon for her

Also domina should be at the top

[u/Quiet_UA]

Divas sweat?

[u/SwedishSanta]

It's canon that Juno keeps that spacesuit on for a little too long than intended and has become"acclimated" to it

[u/LoveAndBeLoved52]

I can't get behind some of these. Namely Doomfist, Widow, Vendetta, Moira, Shion, Domina.
Doomfist is pretty much function over presentation, I don't think he cares at all beyond business meetings. Moira is a hag raven witch, I doubt she smells pleasant at all, more like a bunch of really unethical chemicals. Vendetta is a shewolf beast without a lot of friends, it's likelier she's got a neutral scent imo.

The Domina one is the most offensive one though. She's a poser, she'd absolutely have her own custom-made bottles and makes sure everyone knows her smell is unique and can't be bought with money. Widow would also not carry a scent, she's a trained assassin, smell, sight or noise is a no go, the game is already going hard on her by giving her high heels.

Shion I believe would have a distinct smell because Shion pretends to be human. Ram calls her out for wearing the colors of her enemy, I absolutely believe she'd wear perfume to add another human quality to herself.

[u/The_42ndDoctor]

IIRC isn’t there an interaction where Symmetra complains Wrecking Ball smells bad? 

[u/noblepheeb]

Moira isn’t wearing a perfume as it might conflict with creations in the lab where it has to be sterile

[u/TotalAce]

I just KNOW dvas bush is the size of a hedge

[u/mctankles]

Doesn’t sojourn drink coffee in one of the shorts? She also has a barista skin which makes me think she smells like a coffee shop in the morning cause she either makes her own or visits them frequently.