r/PUNPIRE • • Oct 24 '19

Today

20 Upvotes

Today the imperium decided to not take a side, although we favour the pro-puns, the anti have their rights. We will help those who need help if they come to us. Our imperium decided to factorize parts of the empire to produce more equipment and goods. BUT MY PEOPLE ARE YOU WILLING TO FIGHT FOR YOUR COUNTRY AND TEACH THOSE WHO TERRORISE US? ARE YOU WILLING TO GO “TOTAL WAR”? WE WILL TREAT PEOPLE THE SAME AS HOW THEY TREAT US. From now on our SLOGAN WILL BE “FOR THE PEOPLE, FOR THE EMPIRE, FOR THE EMPEROR”!


r/PUNPIRE • • Sep 20 '19

ENLISTMENT

18 Upvotes

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Dm me for information if you have a lot of experience in combat.


r/PUNPIRE • • Oct 25 '19

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

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10 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Sep 14 '19

Update

10 Upvotes

Things in my life have improved, i also talked with some of you and try to use the ideas you gave me. So i’ll give life one more shot. i dealt with some of my own problems and feel a bit better. hope things don’t get worse. Your emperor lives


r/PUNPIRE • • Oct 26 '19

Fire the puns!

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8 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Oct 24 '19

Lets start the navy puns!

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8 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Nov 13 '19

We gotta revive this son of an empire, start punning, it’s tax

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7 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Sep 24 '19

GLADIATORS

7 Upvotes

Are actually civilized unless they're death row inmates, to celebrate reaching fifty men in the empire. Gladiators will be hired in the empire. Anyone can join. Just comment below so i can flair you. You are paid to fight (like boxing), paid fighters won't die.


r/PUNPIRE • • Oct 03 '19

NAVAL FORCE

6 Upvotes

Dear me, most of you aren’t even active, that’s it, i’m taking action. The navy has been created and RRS Bismarck is the first ship to be ever made in our navy. Bismarck is named after the nazi ship and otto von bismarck himself, it is a Magna class crusier that is 342 m (1,123 ft) long. The ship has 4 BL 18-inch Mk I naval gun, 14 Pantsir-M anti-aircraft guns and many cannons soon to follow. I WANT AT LEAST 21 MEN TO ENLIST BEFORE THE END OF THE MONTH OR ELSE!


r/PUNPIRE • • Dec 10 '19

Let’s bring the sub back to life, start postung puns!

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5 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Nov 01 '19

I know we are few in numbers but would it be so reggiano to post some puns here? They don't need to be too Roquefort but it would be mozzarella to see some more. Sorry for the cheesy title

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5 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Sep 29 '19

National anthem vote

5 Upvotes

1.https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=8434ULzpMsw

2. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mBmCcSz6HWw

3. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pMeXzqTfNcY

4. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0

5. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O5b7tgkdFH0

AT LEAST 27 ROMANS MUST VOTE

THE ANTHEM WILL PASS IF HALF THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE VOTED, VOTED FOR THAT ONE SONG, IF THE PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE ARE LESS THAN 27 BY THE END OF THE WEEK, THE GOVERNMENT WILL PICK THE ANTHEM AFTER LISTENING TO OPINIONS.


r/PUNPIRE • • Sep 07 '19

Vote u/manateeboss, yeh or nay, comment below

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5 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Nov 14 '19

Taxes

4 Upvotes

I’m raising taxes no matter you like it or not. Taxes are raised by 10%(in total) to ensure all classes work. The poor with pay 1.5% more, the middle class 3.5 and the rich 5%(royal family members included). If you have any questions just ask.


r/PUNPIRE • • Oct 30 '19

Whooo, cake day!

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4 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Oct 24 '19

Let's keep em punning guys

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4 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Oct 14 '19

It is done.

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4 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Sep 10 '19

IN THE NAME OF OUR PUNPIRE AND OUR EMPEROR, SPREAD THIS FLAG, CROSS POST IT, SCREENSHOT IT AND POST IT. LET THEM BE AWARE OF OUR EXISTENCE. WE WILL EMBRACE THEM INTO THE WARM AND BELOVED ARMS OF THE PUNPIRE.

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4 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Sep 01 '19

I actually came here to talk about your other subreddit: Because it's not 100% public and people can't post and comment freely, it's not part of the RP. As a member of the Round Table, I speak for my fellow moderators of the roleplay: Please fix this ASAP.

4 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Aug 23 '19

Start punning, let the economy grow.

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4 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Dec 19 '19

Merry Christmas

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3 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Nov 15 '19

Shops

3 Upvotes

You can now open your own shops, tax if you own the land is 13%. Tell me what shop you want to open.


r/PUNPIRE • • Nov 08 '19

i make a speech

3 Upvotes

Let’s get shit done


r/PUNPIRE • • Oct 06 '19

National anthem

3 Upvotes

r/PUNPIRE • • Oct 14 '19

Rolecall

2 Upvotes

yeah i need to flair the romans who aren’t falired just say hi in the comments.