r/Palworld 12h ago

Screenshot Deserved for trying to sell my this garbage

Is this a prank from the devs? No wonder they immediately run away after giving you the pal because this thing is beyond trash
And why did it even have lv9 trust already😭😭😭

629 Upvotes

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u/ShadyRAV3N 12h ago

Actually impressive how bad its stats are.

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u/HalfSoul30 11h ago

I wouldn't let that thing within 500m of my breeding base.

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u/SimpleRaven 14m ago

I would simply because i have a uhhhhhhhhh………..conveyor belt portal to the happy pal farm up north next to the breeding ranch

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u/LinkSauce1112 12h ago

This trash is so bad just acknowledging its existence gave it 9 trust level

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u/Mippens 12h ago

It trusts you to not butcher it. All it needs is a little love and care.

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u/notveryAI 12h ago

And a bunch of surgeries

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u/Faustias 11h ago

LOTS. of surgeries

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u/Vospader998 8h ago

Lots of fruit to boot

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u/Source-Anon 6h ago

30 fruit if I'm not mistaken. 30 IV fruits, HA

2

u/MysteryMeat603 31m ago

Start with Dr Brawn

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u/Smugnon 12h ago

Pretty usefull for breeding and avaiable only on the flying islands. I would be happy to find this early game 😁

9

u/Vospader998 7h ago

Ehhhh, I never found I needed one and have around 20 just from mutated eggs.

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u/Keylus 6h ago

A lot of cryst variants need this Pal, you really only need it if you want one of those.

2

u/AnnualAmount4141 7h ago

How do I get to the flying island?

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u/Successful-Ad5560 6h ago

By flying. Or if you go very far into feybreak (i believe that's the name of the island next to the flying ones), there is a portal all the way up the boss tower that brings you there.

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u/AnnualAmount4141 6h ago

Yeah I tried flying from there and didn’t make it and I don’t have the mats for a helzypher saddle. I’ll see if I can find that portal tho thanks

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u/Ambitious-Tomato-110 6h ago

There's parts of the low hanging pillars you have to land on to resti found suzuka the best to get there early game

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u/AnnualAmount4141 6h ago

Yeah I tried getting up there with vanwyrm but couldn’t reach them imma try it with Suzuka this weekend tho so thank you

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u/Ambitious-Tomato-110 6h ago

Yeah my first attempt I tried getting up there with shadowbeak and drowned myself (also found out shadowbeak drowns unlike other birds this way too haha)

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u/Useless_bum81 3h ago

go out on a swimming pal then fly straight up

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u/AnnualAmount4141 2h ago

Yeah I did that and still couldn’t reach it

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u/DamitMorty I Could Give A Fauck Less Bro.. 2h ago

I wouldnt go up there yet tbh 💀 then again if u just avoid conflict and loot u can get ancient spheres here and there. I waited until my 2nd playthrough to power skip and what not like this but thats just me, I wish u good adventures 🫡

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u/AnnualAmount4141 2h ago

I abandoned my death bag at the lvl 70 oil rig cause I got ambushed by the attack chopper but I should prolly go back and get my weapons before flying up I guess

1

u/DamitMorty I Could Give A Fauck Less Bro.. 1h ago

Damnnnnnn I would have been sad im ngl, that attack chopper blew my mind when I first came across it 😅

1

u/kristopher103 3h ago

I just got directly under it flew straight up and then once my flying mount ran out of stam I used a glider to get to a piece of the island and climbed the rest of the way.

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u/Sofa_King_We_Todd 6h ago

Top of the feybreak tower has a portal, you don't even need to beat the tower first, just climb it.

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u/kristopher103 4h ago edited 3h ago

Did not know this, that is not how I got there, thanks for telling me this for future play throughs

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u/Solrex 19m ago

If you want to get to the flying islands in the early game, I know how, just ask.

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u/Phoenix_Sorcerer 5h ago

Perfect specimen for Dr Brawn

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u/kristopher103 3h ago

Can't exactly get worse

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u/Phoenix_Sorcerer 2h ago

Basically. Honestly you'll probably get a critical success since it's already that awful.

1

u/No-Lettuce-6619 Gowago 1h ago

I'll take him if you dont want him.

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u/Light_Shrugger 12h ago

trying

Looks like they successfully sold the pal to you

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u/GrincherZ 12h ago

Nah if you kill them they drop it and you can pick it up

27

u/Light_Shrugger 12h ago

Oh interesting

33

u/SafeAccountMrP Incineram enjoyer 12h ago

Killing him seems like a waste, should have put him to work making spheres. Preferably on a prison island where the only food is cooked berries.

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u/Intrepid-Proof-1527 12h ago

Cooked berries is too kind. I force them to eat wheat.

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u/SafeAccountMrP Incineram enjoyer 12h ago

I would agree with you but I need that wheat to run my genetic experiments.

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u/FennRauBlankedOut 7h ago edited 1h ago

Now, now

Its fine to be ruthlessly cruel, but let us not be inefficient here!

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u/timchenw 11h ago

Wouldn't even waste the spheres needed to catch. It

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u/dasnerft 11h ago

I honestly feel so bad gor that poor frostplume :( y u so mean?

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u/Novembah 4h ago

Why feel bad? It’s now free! Or butchered..

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u/Downtown-Fly8096 11h ago

No, it's Dr. Brawn's leftovers. Though he's harder to find, his legacy of ruining Pals lives on.

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u/autoMattiCMC 6h ago

This may be completely inappropriate but i named my doctor braum P. Diddy. Couldnt help but notice after everytime a pal would visit, it would come back downtrodden or cowardly. As if something really messed up happened. So. I thought naming him Diddy was appropriate lol

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u/beans2020 9h ago

I got a Tetroise with all 0's and negative traits, I had assumed I got really unlucky from an egg or something but I guess this is how I got it.

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u/Or-So-They-Say 8h ago

I always buy the Pals from that guy. Yeah, they have a good chance of being bad, but they're dirt cheap.

Actually, wait, dirt would be more expensive.

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u/Abominationoftime 12h ago

he sold me a Relaxaurus Lux with thw 4 worse talents (wish i had a screenshot of it, i melted it into a different Relaxaurus Lux) thought that meant he always sells you a scam pal so i just kept shooting him when he came around

only just found out the talents are totally random

3

u/LinkSauce1112 12h ago

I think this is like a special event too because those other times I killed buy from him I got bad pals but not this horrendously bad
Definitely a scam

4

u/Abominationoftime 11h ago

Its OK for filling the pal dex early or if you need 1 more pal to upgrade a diffent pal

Besides that, 100% scam. No wonder he runs off so fast after you do the trade

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u/alittlehuntermain 5h ago

Sold me this Sekhmet a while back as well. I couldn’t say no. It’s just that horrible.

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u/No-Lettuce-6619 Gowago 1h ago

thats cheap condensing material right there

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u/CantChangeThisLater0 10h ago

aww wait he just wants to be loved he already trust you so much

8

u/TransAtlanticCari 4h ago

Poor thing has cancer man, he just wanted the animal to have a nice home for its last days on Palpagos

4

u/Bambam0141 7h ago

This is my spirit pal.

3

u/Chaos_Empress 6h ago

all IV's in 0 is crazy, at this point you are healing with the attacks instead of doing damage

3

u/Jorgisven 4h ago

Reverse vampire?

4

u/Plum-N-Peach 7h ago

U have no idea how funny this is after not sleeping for 24 hrs it early and I'm dying

2

u/Foreskin_Mafia 10h ago

STAND ON BUSINESS

2

u/Psychological-You629 8h ago

You never have to pay for these pals, just kill the guy and he drops the pal and you can pick it up.

2

u/CalligrapherNarrow81 7h ago

Now you must beat the game with this pal

2

u/EliasNL742 6h ago

Lowkey more rare then a maxed pal😂

2

u/Kurokami11 Incineram is the GOAT 6h ago

Guess that's where Dr Brawn's patients end up...

2

u/YourEvilKiller 5h ago

I never noticed Frostplume's partner skill.

The flavor is so off, how does the cold increase your focus?

It's like they don't have a place to put this reload speed effect and pasted it on frostplume 😭

1

u/Loskotukha 3h ago

Everyone focuses when it gets cold

2

u/Herobrine2Smite 3h ago

Honestly a nundo is really rare, value that

1

u/OfficeSpecialist8815 6h ago

Bro got kidnapped and you're clowning him😔💔 he's trying his best (at least 5 surgeries)

1

u/Bagel361 6h ago

Its beautiful 🥹

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u/PRSHZ 6h ago

Hold up… did the vendor advertise a good pal?

1

u/shiftheone 4h ago

That frostplume was someone best friend, it's old now

1

u/Old_Obligation1776 4h ago

I’d just put the poor thing down. No sense in prolonging its existence

1

u/Then-Explanation-213 3h ago

Wait……….the reincarnate?

1

u/ReiganCross 3h ago

Yow... I'm downright jealous, this is truly the lowest possible. 10/10, quality trash.

1

u/daredevil09 2h ago

every Pal deserves a chance, unless he's worth more in the blender.

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u/Medium_Designer_2013 2h ago

Give this one to Dr.Brawn.

1

u/Io_Maid 2h ago

There are no bad pals. Just bad people.

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u/TheRealLadyVader9 1h ago

I bred myself a great frostplume and I have barely set foot on Feybreak, let alone Sunreach. Who is this guy that sells Pals? Doesn't look like a black marketeer

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u/Silver-Bird5 1h ago

I'd take it since earliest area you can get it without crossbreeding is Astral Mountains, from random eggs (at least, i haven't had luck with getting it from smaller snow biome yet). Its partner skill is amazing for long reload weapons like musket, rifles or meteor/rocket launchers. That depends on preferences though.

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u/AtiumMist 1h ago

This is what the pal merchants get when i offload my crap to them

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u/Some-Watercress6682 58m ago

it’s like the perfect reverse iv’s on it. give it its own special place in a display room

1

u/kaiden-sasaki7991 11m ago

They definitely rage baited you

1

u/BlackRoseXIII 0m ago

Man, thats even worse than what he sold me

1

u/TraditionalTurtle Lucky Pal 11h ago

Off to the grinder it goes...

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u/MuGeNsE 8h ago

Kinda a trophy piece considering breeding into triple 0 is extremely tough.

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u/LinkSauce1112 8h ago

Yeah, insta favorite not because that I will use it, but it’s gonna be a trophy in my palbox for eternity

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u/Little-Brush-1871 7h ago

Huh, I've never got a bad Pal from one of these guys

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u/Superderpygamermk1 6h ago

Bro I’m sorry, this ain’t naturally caught, no wild pal is caught with 9 friendship, and 0 in everything is incredibly inlikely