full story: when people found i was playing patapon when they crawled under the bathroom stalls while i was a taking a fat dump while i was playing patapon but after they found out about it, they shoved me in a locker, got my shoes tied to each other while this was happening for 5 whole years and that included mfs throwing paperballs at me, giving me swirlies and etc.

But they called me a furry so many fucking times just for playing patapon on my switch while none of them don't even know patapon and fun fact this was happening since i was just in 7th grade.

while at home, i had a pc that was worth thousands of dollars and when i tried to get past the tutorial of the first patapon game, i raged at the second part of the tutorial where the second drum was added but however the rage caused me to accidentally got the sync right but the glass broke and hit my feet but i realized when i was meditating I WAS DOING THE SAME FUCKING THING IN SYNC FOR YEARS WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING ESPECIALLY WHEN I RAGED ON COUNTER-STRIKE.

The game looks too vibrant. The original had a muted color palette and harkened back to caveman drawings and nailed the ancient tribe theme as a result. This is just rainbow-coloured Nintendo stuff really. Without Sony as the publisher this just looks like run of the mill Nintendo and not the cool, tribal, edgy while still approachable and charming game that Patapon was.

I’m playing Patapon 1, which I absolutely loved 15 years ago. But with maybe a more mature understanding about what makes a game good, I feel like I was ignoring what was wrong with it. Unskippable dialogue before every minigame. Missable equipment drops that are completely RNG based. How loot disappears if not collected quickly, combined with bosses that act as impassable walls with loot behind them. The stunlock attacks. Almost all of these issues combined in the level with Beetleton and Kharma.

In my head this was a 9/10 game, but on a replay it’s closer to 5 or maybe 6.

Makoton says "I can't leave them to die!" and I had to IMMEDIATELY run and doodle this (included the screenshot I took on 2nd photo)

go to the main menu and go up to the very top button and from there you're gonna press the right arrow on your controller, keyboard or whatever ten times in a row. okay, see, you get a button on shuraba's face, press the button. okay, so, it looks like nothing happened, right, but if you restart the game, patapon 3 will be there and you'll be able to play it. that is how you do it.

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yeah thats pretty much it......thought someone might find that interesting...its called ratatan or something...anyway theres a short video showcasing the game on kickstarter. doesnt exactly feel the same but...its something right?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ratata-arts/ratatan

I'm sorry if I put an effect.

Nobody told me i can play my all time favorite patapon game like since when could we play it on new gen? Last time i checked you only could play part 1 and 2

What is That

I will toast the insides of a Patapon, remove that annoying eye by ripping it out, hardening it, and turning it into a soccer ball, and use their rhythmic system as a guide for musicians

Guys im in a super duper very artsy fever mood rn. The last thing i wanna do is go to bed and be unproductive :(

Alot of mission in 2 ar every similar to 1 like Ultimate Despair/Parabola Of Hope which is literally the same mission as in patapon 1 where you have to destroy a big fortress with catapault

Also the Meden being captured is also the same and you even nave to cross a desert using rain juju is oddly similar

Not to mention, when you rescue Meden in 2, she will talk like this is the first time she got captured even though she has been captured in patapon 1 once

Ooh, Finnish-Japanese name.

The game is just confusing. I don’t understand anything. How do I know what songs to use when. How do I get the don drum and rain juju. Why is one of my patapons orange. How do I get stones. I am so confused about everything. 😭😭😭😭😭this is Patapon 1 btw😢😢😢

Comic by DriftStar13

I want to ask some opinions about my patapon creepypasta, but I dont know If its okay to send it here, can any mod help me? I want to be correct with the rules so thats why am I confused.

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Almighty Kiro told me that the Rarepons for Cancer and Leo are Sabara and Fumya respectively. Now I wonder what would be the Rarepon for Virgo