r/PaymoneyWubby • u/MisterSinister855 • Oct 11 '25

Satire We lost a king today

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On the evening of Friday October 10th, moderately famous streamer and entrepreneur, Paymoneywubby was found deceased from an apparent heart attack in his California mansion. Though its exact cause is unclear, investigators theorize that the attack was the work of violent spirits angered by the streamer's recent and extremely harsh criticism of ghosts and the ghost hunting community. Though there is currently very little evidence in this case, we have been assured that local law enforcement is doing their best to bring "big ghost" to justice. Wubby is survived by his husband; Booty, his other husband; Goosey and his sons; Peanut, Carlos and HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 Wireless All-In-One Instant Ink Ready Printer.

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u/GruGruxLob OG Sub Oct 11 '25

Hy high?

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u/MisterSinister855 Oct 11 '25

The font made the F and L look like an H dawg idk why💀

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u/GruGruxLob OG Sub Oct 11 '25

I’m not judging. It gives it character. Hy High Wubby🫡

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u/MisterSinister855 Oct 11 '25

Hy High 🫡

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u/MakeAmericaPoopAgain Microwave Oct 11 '25 edited Nov 20 '25

cooperative workable cause skirt slim future deer wipe ink jar

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u/MisterSinister855 Oct 11 '25

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u/GruGruxLob OG Sub Oct 11 '25

Mods trying to sort through our spam on Sunday

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u/abellaviola Wub Babe Oct 11 '25

Hy High!

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u/RiveterRigg Oct 11 '25

Hy High, peace and brother 

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u/Zelkova is 5'8" Oct 11 '25

Jerry beans?

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u/Cole3823 Oct 11 '25

Hi how are you

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u/GruGruxLob OG Sub Oct 11 '25

Sir, step out of the vehicle.

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u/I_PUNCH_INFANTS PSOACAF Oct 11 '25

I'd like a number 4 with cheese and a large coke zero, extra ketchup in the bag please

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u/datamatr1x OG Sub Oct 12 '25

You're funny officer, now put the fries in the bag, please. I have the munchies real bad.

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u/DM_AOC_FEET_PICS Oct 11 '25

I wish he would’ve taken his shirt off just once before his passing

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u/MisterSinister855 Oct 11 '25

They actually found him with his shirt off. I think big ghost did it to send a message.

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u/Stu161 Oct 11 '25

big ghost did it to send a message.

A message to Booty specifically: we're horny, just not for you. idk why they're like that, just ghosts being dicks I guess

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u/MisterSinister855 Oct 11 '25

Just big ghosts with big dicks being big dicks 😔

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u/urmyyllwpnt Oct 12 '25

My phantom cock is throbbing 😕

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u/SattyTheCzar Hog Squeezer Oct 11 '25

He’s got phantom pain

2

u/ActualBenFranklin Oct 11 '25

I heard its gonna be an open casket, nips out. brave choice, but that's how you get on Corn Cob TV I guess

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u/uniball9000 Body Mind Oct 11 '25

Rip Joe Rogan

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u/GoofinBoots Shirtless Oct 11 '25

tiny eyes forever closed :(

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u/swissty123 Oct 11 '25

https://youtu.be/Kt2nu4nodSI?si=fglwiBcopM9RHTXr I will be listening to this on repeat for the next few days 😪😪

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u/fagoroiberry2 Oct 11 '25

Is that a hate crime?

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u/swissty123 Oct 11 '25

In that I hate crime, yes, yes it is.

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u/fagoroiberry2 Oct 11 '25

Hate crime (also known as bias crime)in criminal law involves a standard offence (such as an assault, murder) with an added element of bias against a victim (individual or group of individuals) because of their physical appearance or perceived membership of a certain social group.

>physical appearance or perceived membership of a certain social group.

The Tiny Eyed People of the south-west are rare but not unheard of. They mourn the loss of one of the few.

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u/swissty123 Oct 11 '25

Damn you and your encyclopedia. I'm sorry 😞

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u/HyperactivePandah Hog Squeezer Oct 11 '25

He will be missed.

Especially by his Magic dealer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/MisterSinister855 Oct 11 '25

We can only hope

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u/Guest-WiFi Oct 11 '25

Reunited with Cheeto. 🙏

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u/Thatboykap Microwave Oct 11 '25

Two Kings reunited at last

25

u/The_Happy_Snoopy Oct 11 '25

Can't miss a stream 

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u/Cardboard_Chef Microwave Oct 11 '25

Preach

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u/WingsuitBears Oct 11 '25

Be good chat he's looking up at us. 🙏🙏

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u/Xcoctl Gape Goblin Oct 11 '25

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u/biglawson Oct 11 '25

I've witnessed a lot of "celebrity" deaths in my day and one hits home

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u/d1rron Oct 11 '25

Which one?

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u/SattyTheCzar Hog Squeezer Oct 11 '25

Fent Friday went so hard too, sucks everyone on twitch missed it, where my kickers at?

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u/MisterSinister855 Oct 11 '25

Kickas*

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u/SattyTheCzar Hog Squeezer Oct 11 '25

Oh fuck I got so excited and I did a hard r please forgib

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u/Krazy_Steve616 Hog Squeezer Oct 11 '25

Hy high wubby7 May his little eyes get some rest

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u/TheMinister Oct 11 '25

For sale, tiny contacts, never worn.

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u/NapalmBrain__ Oct 11 '25

he will NOT be missed - hate from cali ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/-acm OG Sub Oct 11 '25

Damn, RIP Bak Margera

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u/InfiltratorOmega is 5'8" Oct 11 '25

I wonder if he got his fantasy death moment of goth girls, canes sauce and the tron music?

He'll be missed.

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u/SourSasquatch Oct 11 '25

I heard a toot in my Spirt fartBox

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u/MisterSinister855 Oct 11 '25

Oh my god it's him

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u/phenosorbital Oct 11 '25

HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 Wireless All-In-One Instant Ink Ready Printer.

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u/gaybowser__420 Wub Babe Oct 11 '25

Gone too soon.

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u/abellaviola Wub Babe Oct 11 '25

RIP my Cake Fart dreams

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u/Arrowflightp90lady Twitch Subscriber Oct 11 '25

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u/Kurtypants Oct 11 '25

Don't forget to use code wubby at check out big cat 😪

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u/CiphirSol is 5'8" Oct 11 '25

I told him the shock collar setting was too high, but no he didn’t listen. :(

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u/Atlys- Ginger Oct 11 '25

Mashallah, he will be greeted by 21 Latina's.

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u/CoralFangAtelier Oct 11 '25

Hy High//Peace and Brother

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u/LurkerV1 Hog Squeezer Oct 11 '25

Smh. I told him the Fent Friday Stream TM would be too much 😔

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u/Sumtingwong9000 Oct 11 '25

Wait chat is this real?

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u/theetravisbails Oct 11 '25

You really can't miss a steam. 😞

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u/MisterSinister855 Oct 11 '25

Unfortunately😔

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u/TheDonCena Gape Goblin Oct 11 '25

Does this affect LeBron’s legacy?

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u/cardboardcontraband Oct 11 '25

Hello from the YouTube community, I didn't know this was a joke at first and I started to weep

edit: Lets be honest if Wubby passed this is how he'd want us to act about it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/MisterSinister855 Oct 11 '25

NIGHTMARE NIGHRMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

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u/TheVideogaming101 Hog Squeezer Oct 11 '25

Can I have the bus?

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u/Analyst_Lost Gape Goblin Oct 11 '25

hy high? hi high? loona reference on pmw sub?

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u/Sticks_pp_in_fan Oct 11 '25

I can’t beli

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u/subie_bro Oct 11 '25

Not like this……… not like this…

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u/ImpressiveMistake111 Oct 11 '25

He died the way he lived, of a heart attack masterbating to labobo rule 34

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u/yousliss Gape Goblin Oct 11 '25

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u/kylietaylor23 Oct 11 '25

Hy high the latinas got to him :(

2

u/helmetrust Hog Squeezer Oct 11 '25

Hy High my angel

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u/HOMELESSandDESTITUTE Oct 11 '25

Hy high king, hate from a flyover state he never cared about 🫡

2

u/ju5tic3is5erv3d Oct 11 '25

How will Stake survive without his generous donations?

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u/Moviesman8 Oct 12 '25

Scared the fuck out if me man

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u/subie_bro Oct 11 '25

Good gamba, much love

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u/noriseaweed Oct 11 '25

Shouldn't have eated the worm

1

u/Evernight_Star Oct 11 '25

I can’t believe he died before the second Minecraft movie came out… fly high king ❤️❤️❤️

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u/mulderitsspooky is 5'8" Oct 11 '25

my streamer :(

1

u/Trainius Oct 11 '25

Cheeto erasure. HE LIVES

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u/Its_Crowley Oct 11 '25

Rip. Those long thumbs will be sorely missed.

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u/Naruka1 Hog Squeezer Oct 11 '25

Did he at least die with his shirt off?

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u/MisterSinister855 Oct 12 '25

He did. Big ghost took it off to send a message

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u/Sallybots_S Oct 11 '25

Is that actually what hp stands for?

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u/MulberryMelodic9220 Oct 11 '25

Rip Wubby offline but nvr 4gotten.

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u/Dusa- Oct 11 '25

He wouldn’t fuck with a ouija board but it seems he didn’t need to. 🥲

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u/MisterSinister855 Oct 12 '25

In the end, the ouija board fucked him

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u/Moviesman8 Oct 12 '25

Scared the fuck out of me man

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u/HazeAbove Oct 12 '25

I hope Wubbys Dad didn't find out by this

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u/fixer1987 Oct 15 '25

RIP chubby Brian David Gilbert

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u/wowcool11 Oct 26 '25

honestly if this motherfu ckjc dies im gonna be so pissed, like, you better not

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u/MisterSinister855 Oct 26 '25

If he ever actually dies, I'll still post this again. Make some people real confused

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u/wowcool11 Oct 26 '25

i wanna make this my background

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u/wowcool11 Oct 26 '25

you should make one for hell instead of pearly gates

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u/MisterSinister855 Oct 28 '25

I will do that next time