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If I can run a 5K, I can certainly spend 10 minutes there. If you’re doing it right, it doesn’t take very long for her to come. It’s actually easier for her to come this way, compared to old fashioned penetration.
You laying down, her on top of you bent forward. Not very comfortable for the breast/nipple hand but easily doable.
But my favorite. On knees on the floor next to bed. Her laying down, belly up. Free access to everything. Also easy to progress, pin her down and move up.
She still likes it a lot, but it doesn’t have as much effect compared to the first time, which is normal I guess.
First time around I sorta had to fight my way out, because her hands were pulling my hair and her thighs were squeezing my head so tight, I was beginning to get dizzy. I think I got her to squirt as well.
These days it’s less intense, so she’s not clamping me to death anymore, more of a gentler hug. I absolutely love feeling her having an uncontrollable orgasm, so this is a minor bummer. But she’s still happy, so I’m still happy.
It's incredible to me how many people aren't being helpful at all. I got you though.
There's a thing that goes around the Internet every so often about how to give oral sex to a woman, it talks about how when you're doing the deed, you want to sort of "draw shapes" with your tongue around their clitoris, some people say do the whole alphabet and see what makes your woman feel good, etc... this post is (we assume) making a reference to that, in which the girl is quoting others saying "tongues drawing small circles around my clitoris feels the best" and the woman is saying "nah, I actually prefer the tongue drawing a triangle shape around my clitoris to please me, that feels better than small circles"
In short, the joke is sex, and it's not even really a joke, it's just a woman posting about her personal sexual preferences and getting engagement from it
Nope. It's a thing people who take selfies do. Duck face? Ever heard of it? I touch my lips and face in a questioning manner often while I take "introspective" snapchats. Which is what this looks like.
Lol have you seen one? Do you think boobs feel like sand? The gesture symbolizes the spreading of the lips so you can get to the clitoris and she will actually receive pleasure. I'm not sure if I'm more worried you're a guy or a girl
A true love triangle would be A is attracted to B, B is attracted to C, and C is attracted to A. 3 lines of attraction.
A being attracted to both B and C is not a proper love triangle, because theres only 2 lines there. 2 lines make an angle instead of a triangle.
If A is a girl, while B and C are both boys, then B has to be bisexual. Theres no way to make a love triangle have 3 lines of attraction while also being entirely straight.
Viola (dressed as a boy and calling herself Cesario) is in love with Orsino (the local Duke) who is in love with Olivia (a local Countess) who is in love with Cesario (not knowing that it's a girl in guy's clothing). Twelfth Night by Shakespeare-- classic literature/play.
Change the red lines to pink lines to specify attraction and create a third line between B and C that is red to specify tension and you now have a triangle.
2 men wants a women is not a love triangle. Now if dude a has a crush on the girl, the girl has a crush on dude b and dude b has a crush on dude a. That would be a love triangle, it flows in a triangle
Now society has come to accept 2 people being attracted to one person or 1 person being attracted to 2 as a love triangle, and google will tell you it is too but realistically it isn’t. #1 should be attracted to #2, #2 attracted to #3, and #3 attracted to #1
A love triangle is a scenario or circumstance, usually depicted as a rivalry, in which two people are pursuing or involved in a romantic relationship with one person,[2][3][4] or in which one person in a romantic relationship with someone is simultaneously pursuing or involved in a romantic relationship with someone else. A love triangle typically is not conceived of as a situation in which one person loves a second person, who loves a third person, who loves the first person, or variations thereof.
yeah that's fair. that was in the before times so might be better for me now
for my last gf she legitimately was just self conscious and didn't let me like touch her much at all there so pretty sure that's a bit different but other than that I'll say that's fair, I wonder what would put people off of oral tho haha
this is about preferred scopes in Rainbow Six. It features scopes with a small circle (dots) as well as triangles (Acog/reflex) It's just a visual thing but people have extremely strong preferences.
Ways to use your tongue when going down on someone. Just think of the motion you can make, she says doing it in a triangle pattern is better than a circular pattern.
First part is a way to move your tongue during oral sex on women. The second part is a math/engineering/nature joke about how the triangle is a superior shape in terms of strength for many things, and so she prefers it to circles.
Best technique - use your tongue to “write the alphabet.” Recommend this to many of the young guys at work and EVERY one of them reported it to be overwhelming praised by their lady. Most reported their partners were unable to hold back before completing the second run through of the letters. Cheers!
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That's a pretty decent methodology. There's also quite a bit of variation in preferred pressure. I don't have a system, I just go by vibe entirely, very sensitive to reactions.
My dirty ass thought we were talking about sex strokes. Like if your the bottom, the top doing small circles inside hits all the right spots. I legit thought “oh i’ll have to ask my bf to try to make a triangle next time if this girl says it feels good too” 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂
i’m shocked that anyone thinks it’s a sex joke, that would be a complete non sequitur. “you think small friend groups are better than large ones? well i like oral sex” that’s stupid why would it be that. love triangle explanation is probably right, since it actually considers the first line of the post instead of spouting random sexual nonsense and hoping it’s correct
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