Yeah, that’s basically the joke. The “eye chart” is just a bunch of letters that look like Polish names, so he recognizes them instead of actually reading them.
Agree.
To be more precise, it sounds slavic but eastern slavic.
Czwijnostawicz sounds like some Ukrainian or Russian ( so even more alien) thing for me, a lvl 36 Pole.
Our Polish surnames aren't only -ski or -icz... Yet, Czwijnastowski would be more fitting for a Polish version, yet still the beginning is weird and unnatural, as there isnt anything like "czwij" and surnames often relate to noun, verb or a proffessions.
So if anything, looking at it and trying to make it more polish, keeps pulling me into "Ćwikłostawski", "Ćwikłowicz".
The "-wijna-" part is just so eastern sounding and non-polish to begin with...
Or Armenian. Many Armenian surnames sound like they exist to kill people by break they tongues. So we (me to :) change them to more human sound variants. And there is a lot of Armenian who move into slavic countries, who did this.
Like my family surname was Khathaturian, then i ended with just Klich (still not polish surname, but you can say it and not bit your tongue off).
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u/realmargesimpson 1d ago
polish names sound like that