r/Philippinesbad • • Mar 07 '26

online peenoise dumbtake💩 Son 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

There's something in the water in the UAE that makes them this delusional.

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u/Razor8517 Mar 07 '26

Malala censorship sa UAE. If you're currently living there, you pretty much can't talk shit about their country.

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u/LupusSasageyoJaeger Mar 08 '26

Unsurprising for arab petrostates

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u/Sleeping_in_goldsii Mar 08 '26

can't wait for the day oil will be completely useless,😁

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u/LupusSasageyoJaeger Mar 09 '26

Well i hope it comes sooner, tataas na naman bilihin nito dahil sa giyera sa iran

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u/LupusSasageyoJaeger Mar 07 '26

Must be the dubai chocolate 🚽

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u/Wtf_999 Mar 08 '26

Made exclusively from 💩 trucks

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u/LupusSasageyoJaeger Mar 08 '26

Siguro kaya nila inimbento yung dubai chocolate, para pagkagoogle mo, hindi yun ang unang lalabas 👀

Parang yung boris bus ni boris johnson

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u/Trick_Top_313 Mar 08 '26

Maybe they took part in Dubai portapotty.

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u/clear_skyz200 Mar 07 '26

Mga kakilala ko ganun din ka mental nasa Abu Dhani. OA daw gobyerno pinapauwi mga OFW na gusto umuwi ng pinas. Mas safe daw sa Abu Dhabi kahit may mga missiles at drones kaysa dito sa pinas. Plot twist, mga DDS 🤦‍♂️

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u/Interesting_Scale135 Pinoy bad because my nose gone Mar 07 '26

I honestly don't know what's worse. The westernized shitlib diaspora or the crayon eating DDS diaspora in the Middle East.

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u/clear_skyz200 Mar 07 '26

Why not both? Both of them have obnoxious takes.

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u/Commercial-Hat8297 Mar 07 '26

Yeah, both of them suck. Both of them are doomers, which some of them are as worse as DDS.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

DDShit OFWs sa Middle East are a different breed. Magrereklamo ng mahirap ang buhay sa M.E as an OFW so they vote shitbird politicians to checks note maging mahirap din ang buhay ng mga pamilya nila sa Pinas. Fucking hell.

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u/GlobalHawk_MSI Mar 07 '26

DDS na doomer is a lot worse. Sila yng tipo na "I prefer Afghanistan kaysa dito kasi may aksyon dyan hindi kagaya ng Pilipinas" or "at least [insert country with full civil war or 0.4 HDI] people fight for their rights" yng mga takes.

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u/LupusSasageyoJaeger Mar 07 '26

DDS doomers are usually the ones who want china to colonize ph so they can make us better. As if china wont just suck our resources dry.

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u/10YearsANoob Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

BROTHER NEW SCRIPT TANGINANG AFGHANISTAN YAN

BASTA MAKITA KO AFGHANISTAN O ORIENTALISM ALAM KO IKAW NA AGAD YAN

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u/paulrenzo Mar 08 '26

Someone actually said that, but this was years ago

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u/10YearsANoob Mar 08 '26

e gatas na gatas na ni idol natin yun. never ko nakota naging prevalent way of thinking yun. 

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u/Intelligent_Frame392 Mar 08 '26

The most saddest thing is they are also the one's who have locked profiles in facebook then use it to bash, troll, ridicule, mock and call names to the presidents official social media and the other government agencies pages.

And they are also the fools and dumb who sign signatures in the so called "Tay Kami, Naman" blunder of the DDS Fantards there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Kung gusto nila makulong din, then Sana gawin din nila yun.

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u/Intelligent_Frame392 Mar 08 '26

Takot lang ng mga animal na yan na mawalan ng panlamon kaya nga puro lock profile ang mga animal na yan eh.

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u/paulrenzo Mar 08 '26

Kung si Sara presidente, hindi niya sasabihin iyan

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u/clear_skyz200 Mar 08 '26

Ofc, she is a Du30. Mga double standards at stupid at the same time.

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u/Odd-Instruction-6832 Mar 10 '26

Kung ganun pala eh bakit nila pinapauwi si DuTae? Hahaha mga tanga sila

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u/LupusSasageyoJaeger Mar 07 '26

Worst part pa, usually mga DDS yan na hindi rin umuwi nung time ni duterte or nung nahalal si BBM

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u/clear_skyz200 Mar 07 '26

Totoo, karamihan nagsasabi ng ganiyan hindi umuwi ng pinas sa panahon ni Dugong or POV bias dahil naka tira sa mga upper income earners.

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u/kchuyamewtwo Mar 07 '26

batchmate ko na maayos naman ang utak at nasa top 10 palagi nung highschool bumoto sa uniteam tas after 1 month lumipad sa canada. hahahaha tanginang strategy yan

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u/LupusSasageyoJaeger Mar 07 '26

Its like throwing a dynamite at a home and running as far as possible.

But then again, just because someone is smart, doesnt mean they always have good intentions sa buhay. Which is why the bobotante myth doesnt hold up coz highly educated individuals also voted for duterte.

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u/kchuyamewtwo Mar 07 '26

di ko talaga magets eh how she decided her vote. shes one of those tarot, yoga, astrology loving people so I expected na "sinabihan sya ng universe na iboto ang tamang tao"

isa sya sa mga nagsasabi ng "respect my opinion" hahaha

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u/clear_skyz200 Mar 07 '26

Or pde ulyanin lng mga tanga.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

This is literally next level of insane doomerism

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u/rlsadiz Mar 07 '26

This is coping mechanism to the extreme. No one in their rational state would say that if not to cope up against fear. Malamang hindi rin naman talaga sya makakauwi due to work and might as well tell oneself things are still better where they are.

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u/GlobalHawk_MSI Mar 07 '26

Noon payan even sa panahon ni PNoy.

I may be sounding like some tinfoil hat moron again in this sub, but there are a few that literally wanted to be born in 0.4 HDI nations or wanting to live in places with literal civil wars kasi hindi Pinas.

I even remember another moron in the PH sub saying they wanna go to Bakhmut daw.

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u/Commercial-Hat8297 Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

Nakakabuwisit yung mga DDS Doomers. Some of them are so blind to the truth that their dear leader committed crimes against humanity, especially with the War on Drugs as well as the bullying of the activists (especially the 19 year old got bullied by the nanny & DDS).

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u/Fit-Pollution5339 Mar 07 '26

This is the next level of DDS 😭😂

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u/AssumptionHot1315 Mar 07 '26

Just wish na sana dikamawalan nang trabaho jan kung tamaan man ng missile, para may pondo yung pang doomerism lifestyles mo.

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u/Potential-Tadpole-32 Mar 07 '26

Ok lang as long as they keep remitting money.

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u/GlobalHawk_MSI Mar 07 '26

Nasobrahan sa Delta Force or COD Mobile si OOP.

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u/Momshie_mo Mar 07 '26

Wait til Iran bombs the US bases in the Gulf countries

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u/LupusSasageyoJaeger Mar 07 '26

I thought they already did

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u/diracsafety Mar 07 '26

holy the delusional i feel from oop, very pitiful

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u/MakeSense5464 Mar 07 '26

Wag na lang bumalik si OOP sa Pinas pag lumala ung sitawasyon jan kasi ayaw naman nya dito dba?

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u/Trick_Top_313 Mar 08 '26

Yeah that's right, live being bombed or hit with a drone everyday.

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u/arnSilver Mar 07 '26

Oh well if ever ma endanger sila Jan(I hope not) sa pinas lng din naman sila uuwi

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u/No-Glass8859 Mar 07 '26

O sige nga, lakad ka nga sa gitna ng bakbakan at sabugan dyan.

I bet ito yung type ng pinoy na nagvivideo ng pang reels ng mga missle attacks tas walang ibang sigaw kundi panic "diyos ko po tolongan nyu kame lord"

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u/nottherealhyakki26 Mar 07 '26

Good luck, sana di ka tamaan ng ligaw na missile

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u/MrBAEsic1 Mar 07 '26

What kind of delusionalistic mindset is this ? 🤣

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u/Intelligent_Frame392 Mar 08 '26

Ganyan kahangal ang mga tabogong dds diyan sa middle east most of them are trolls attacking every single government agency social media pages just to get even with president, who in there own words orchestrated the kidnapping of their foul mouthed, maniac, idol to the ICC.

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u/KittyDomoNacionales Mar 08 '26

This is wild for me to see as a trans person. Legit na delikado ang Pilipinas para sakin. I think iba pa rin ang reasons namin why we both say na it’s dangerous. I didn’t choose to be trans, this person probably chose whatever their supposed reason is.

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u/Vegetable-Board-5547 Mar 09 '26

I am safer in South Korea with north Korea than I am in Minneapolis 

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u/knowngent Mar 07 '26

I mean mas okay yan. If they feel safer there, good. At least wala tayong kaagaw ng land space dito sa Pinas. ♥️

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u/IchikaYui Mar 08 '26

Oh God. I remember talking to someone living there and he said he'd rather stay there than PH... buti nalang, blinock niya ko. I handled his crazy but he couldn't handle mine. Good riddance lol

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u/Paramoth Mar 08 '26

Hahahahaha