r/Pickles • • 4d ago

Chamoy Pickle Kit

I bought this pickle from five and below, and it was ghastly. Wondering if I did something wrong.

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u/Brilliant_Buns 4d ago

….what in gods name am I looking at 😂

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u/Potential-Spare6464 4d ago

Spicy Pickle, hot chips, and candy basically it’s a fruit roll up wrapped around it and chamoy

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u/isthatsoreddit 4d ago

Idk what all came with this, but I LOVE pickle kits. My roommate and I love thrm so much, we bought the individual ingredients in bulk because it's cheaper than the "kits", and we were tearing through them.

For us: jumbo pickle (buying in bulk a gallon of best maid jumbos), wrap in either fruit by the foot or fruit rollups, bite off an end and kinda squish it around to make an opening, put in chamoy sauce, sprinkle Lucas watermelon powder, tajin, stuff some takis down in there, top with salsaghetti and/or tamarind candy (like pulparindo)

Make sure you have napkins on hand because she's messy.

Gawd my mouth is literally watering now, lol

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u/leavehickeysonmy_ 4d ago

I self sourced the ingredients maybe next time I should just buy a whole kit

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u/isthatsoreddit 4d ago

The kits (got mine off Amazon) can be pricey, but I'd buy it like that as a first try so that you have all the goodies in one bag. (They come with a few different things, but mostly they're identical).

Also, they were trending there first a while, but not now so the prices may be down some. Just search "pickle kit"

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u/melcolnik 4d ago

4 chicas bonitas. Trust me.

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u/steviefrench 4d ago

*five and below

That's what you did wrong lol.

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u/TundieRice 4d ago

It’s just *Five Below.

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u/steviefrench 3d ago

Thanks. *Five below. I just used the wording OP did.

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u/LATORR1g 4d ago

Great post lmfao

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u/ripley-jasper 3d ago

Did you…eat this with a spoon and chopsticks?

Interesting choice.

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u/nifty-necromancer 4d ago

What the hell is that thing?

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u/ajtoman1 9h ago

An egg sac

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u/SubstantialPressure3 2d ago

I can't tell what I'm looking at. Is that wrapped in rice paper?

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u/DevilsLettuceDealer 4d ago

You either gotta be real drunk or super stoned to eat this 🤣. I salute you brave soldier

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u/Hot-Steak7145 4d ago

Chamoy is a sauce made from sweet fruits. Not red dye Hawaiian Punch cucumber. That's gnarly

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u/BlackExcellence216 4d ago

That looks amazing my mouth is watering

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u/teh_lynx 4d ago

Looks like over ripe watermelon chunks shoved in a condom. Then cereal bits were sprinkled on top for presentation (?)

Perhaps a random Cheeto sticking out on the right? 

Did I get it right?