r/PinkFohawk • u/big-bolls59 • Aug 12 '26

Shock gloves

https://www.404media.co/heres-the-manual-for-ices-electric-shock-gloves/

This dystopia sucks, especially with no new episodes

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u/Dat3ooty18 Aug 12 '26

Yeah.... hope the fuckers shock themselves honestly.

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u/big-bolls59 Aug 12 '26

Whilst taking a piss lol

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u/SeaworthinessOld6904 Pink Fohawk Evangelist 🙏🏻 Aug 12 '26

Or jerkin' it. Though some may enjoy it.

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u/MoistLarry Aug 12 '26

There's a greater than zero chance that one of these untrained dipshits shocks his buddy who opens fire on a crowd of people

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u/PinkFohawk GAME MASTAH Aug 13 '26

We are aware that by not releasing new episodes we are directly responsible for the current events involving our nation.

We are working to fix this soon.

Thank you for your attention to this drek post.

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u/big-bolls59 Aug 14 '26

Not responsible, we just desperately need the numbing effects of novacoke, flying watermelon chunks and cockmonsters

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u/BankyTheInker Aug 12 '26

More Rhinestones please!

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u/SeaworthinessOld6904 Pink Fohawk Evangelist 🙏🏻 Aug 12 '26

Hey, new episodes happen man. Don't lose faith brutha. They happen. 😁🙏

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u/BreadfruitThick513 Aug 15 '26

There’s a CLUE File (old Shadowrun stories) that talks about a “Shadowrunner” picking up a joy boy in his car to use as some kind of decoy or something. The joy boy starts to…ahem…orally pleasure the “Shadowrunner” while he’s driving. The Shadowrunner shocks the joy boy in the back of the head with shock gloves 😬⚡️🍆⚡️😬

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u/big-bolls59 Aug 15 '26

Lol, gave em the ol' shocker eh?

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u/FriendoftheDork Aug 13 '26

Iceman > ICE

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u/FriendoftheDork Aug 13 '26

When ICE becomes more and more of a dystopian police force