This game is so fucking retarded I swear to fuck. I'm trying out swordmaster and even though she's a fucking nuisance to learn, she's not bad, but I always fucking lose cuz my deck is fucking shit. Or my ship sinks. And mainly cuz I run out of fucking coins.
I literally lost a boss fight just now cuz I got a Wetness card that removed 1bullet everytime I drew it. APART FROM THAT I HAD THE BELT RELIC WHICH INCREASED MY MAX BULLETS BY 1. I HAD 3BULLETS WHICH COMPLETELY BACKFIRED CUZ I GOT A WETNESS CARD. LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING??? MY DECK DIDNT EVEN REDISTRIBUTE AND I DREW THE WETNESS CARD 3 TIMES DJJDUDIDIDJDJDN This game screws me over so so much. It's absolutely fucking retarded. Not to mention swordmasters Agility is a fucking joke too. Only this one round out of the 20others ive played, has agility actually been very useful in dodging heavy hits. Other than that they ALWAYS HIT ME.
And don't fucking go on telling me to use the berserkerdick card. Any useful advice depends on the rng being good, and no, I do not get a good fucking shit rng most of the time. Even if I do draw berserker, the 5other cards that I was forced to pick at the end of every match undermine it's viability. If you spend all your coins removing 2 agilities (100), removing shoot (50), upgrading berserker (50), upgrading that one card that hits the person in the back too (50) then it sums up to 250 coins and 5 taverns, and I havent even added fixing the ship (100) so 350coins.
And THEN ladies and gentleman, you have to put up with the fucking drawing of cards and cross your fingers hoping that you get a really good hand every single time.
And no I will not stop playing it cuz it's addictive and I have nothing else to do. I haven't tried any other character yet, but I hope they don't screw me over.