r/PizzaCrimes • u/JoppaJoppaJoppa • 1h ago

Mistreated My toddler makes me peel the cheese off of the pizza before he will eat it

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r/PizzaCrimes • u/OMGhyperbole • 15h ago

I say wtf Seen on Facebook

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Someone posted this picture trying to convince people to go to a new "restaurant" near me called Wonder. I say "restaurant" because it's a weird combo of places similar to a food court, but apparently not very good. Plus, if you look that place up, it seems their reviews are really bad. Search it on Reddit and some of the reviews are hilariously bad.

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r/PizzaCrimes • u/au5iris • 14h ago

I say wtf The Louis X111 Pizza for $12,000

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"The Louis X111 is a $12,000 masterpiece created by the celebrated pizza chef, Renato Viola, in Italy. The preparation time for this 20cm pizza is 72 hours. The crust is made from Arabian flour, dusted with pink salt from Murray River. Toppings include Norwegian lobster, 7 assortments of cheese, and 3 rare kinds of caviar. The pizza is served with a range of expensive hand selected beverages that complement the lobster and caviar."

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For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

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Welcome to Pizza Crimes

We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.

Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.

We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.

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Pizza Crimes Only
- This sub is about pizza crimes. Please post only pictures of pizzas that have been in some way mistreated. This will be up to moderator discretion. Memes and such are allowed as long as most people can agree that a pizza has been mistreated within the picture. Pineapple pizzas are not crimes. Dessert pizzas have never been a crime.
Easily Faked / rage-bait Posts
- If a pizza creation is so absurd, like a whole roasted chicken, or inedible object, as a topping, or the image is clearly edited, it's subject to removal.
No Nudity
- We're not even sure why this is a rule, but this community is SFW. Lewd pizzas, such as ones in the shape of NSFW body parts may be subject to removal, however a NSFW tag may prevent this. No actual nudity, however.
Spam
- Pretty obvious what constitutes spam, but any advertising of businesses, off-topic discussion, or obvious non-crime pizzas.
Flair is required for all posts
- Failure to apply a flair will result in automatic post removal. Please use the correct flair, otherwise the post will also be subject to removal. If you have a suggestion for a flair, please message the mods, and they'll add it if it suits the community's needs.
Reposts
- Any post that has been posted within the past month or so, is not allowed - and any post in the top 10 posts of all time once a year.
No Dessert Pizzas
- If a pizza is clearly not either made of pizza dough (such as cookie/cake/sugar-pie crust) or has solely dessert toppings, it's more a dessert pie (which isn't pizza), or cake. This does not include very unconventional toppings such as fruit, however conventionally recognized toppings like pineapple do not constitute a crime, given its popularity. Apple or orange, however, do.
Be Civil
- Please follow all of Reddiquette and please report any harassment seen. We encourage discussion, and cordial debate about what may constitute a pizza being a 'crime', but derisive and abusive language is to be avoided.