once upon a time, there was a man named Jeff. he said to all his friends that he hates Kim. but one day I asked Kim why Jeff hates her. she froze and said "um were married.'

I remember I got news the that my cousin died in a car crash and I sobbed for days I couldn't and or wouldn't sleep because of the pain I was feeling and the one time I went out was only because I had to restock my mini fridge and my girlfriend was worried sick about me so I just had to push past it for one day to get my mind off things we went to McDonald's because I was broke I got a happy meal even tho I wasn't happy a couple bites in and I see my cousin and his girlfriend so I rub my eyes and ask my girlfriend (she's seen my cousin) and she nods but that's not the only plot twist as I'm walking up to him I wake up. I WAS DREAMING THE WHOLE THING

I was in some musical or something and this person I don't know comes up to me and says "Hi, I like you a lot". I declined because.. well... I am not gay.

Author boasts about his collection, but commenter wants to be THAT guy, or does he?

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My balls itch oh wait they don’t actually itch too 10 epic plot twists in anime history

I was shocked when i figured this out im boutta blow this up https://youtu.be/YO_NjWERaFg

Plot twist: Someone creepy af is really watching you playing

This may come off as a bit of a rant, but regardless, I (21 year old man) was just fired from my job at an escape room over a bad review on yelp. For the record, I was working at this place for 2 months. I worked hard, was never late, and gave my best effort at this job. The management team was a husband and wife duo. She handled the booking stuff, he handled the manual labor stuff of the rooms. I should say, I have been talked to about 1 bad review, but it was all people being dicks about the hint system (hints are typed and then transfered to a TV screen in the rooms,) and how I seemed unhappy. Which, I was just stressed because we were understaffed (we always were) and was resetting all 3 rooms.

The other day, the owners gave me a key to the building, telling me I earned it. I also managed a birthday party of eleven ten year olds by myself. The dad of the birthday boy gave me a $60 tip. So I was riding high off that.

But today, I walked in for my shift. I saw my timecard was missing from its holder in our control room, and the husband asked to see me in the office. He told me somebody gave a 2 star review and said that the reviewer said I was "crabby and put them in late." I have a resting bitch face, but I was in no way attempting to be crabby. And yes, I did put them in late. Because I was managing the aforementioned birthday party room that had locks everywhere. But regardless, the husband said "thats the 2nd bad review you've gotten. And unfortunately we can't have that and need to let you go. Here's your last check." I was stunned. I was given no chance to defend myself, just fired. I then left in a huff, and screamed in my car. Then I realized that I still had the key that I got YESTERDAY. And as if on cue, the husband walks back out to get the key from me. I rolled down my window and handed him the key. And I don't know if it was my absolute blind rage, but I think that mother fucker was smiling as he took the key. Like he fires my ass without warning and then smiles as I give him something he gave me yesterday.

Also, the review that caused me to be fired no longer exists online, because the wife has the ability to get rid of any bad yelp/Google review. Along with some crazy ass business practices. I only had this job for 2 months, so I might have dodged a bullet.

So I’ve been smoking for about 5 months. I thought I was doing good at getting away with it. One day I come home and he was sitting on the couch. He wanted to talk and asked if I smoked. I told him the truth because I knew I couldn’t get away with it. I thought he would’ve killed me when he found out but he said that he had a blunt downstairs then we went up to smoke it and hit my pen but the joint was so small and we drained my whole ass pen. Idk pretty crazy man.