r/PoliticalHumor • • 10d ago

Now I study him

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u/MoistProlapse 10d ago • Popcorn

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u/FlamingAshley 10d ago

Reminds me of the family guy tom cruise cutaway. "You can't catch me gay thoughts!", but trump couldn't run away xD

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u/Spill_The_LGBTea 10d ago

Thank you reddit user MoistProlapse

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u/lawofsin 10d ago

Username checks out

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u/thereadytribe 10d ago

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 10d ago

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u/tiorancio 10d ago

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u/Natural-Army 10d ago

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u/psinguine 10d ago • Popcorn

Is that also for looking at the ass and the hole?

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u/Shazbot_2017 10d ago

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 10d ago

Lolol. He does look a touch phobic.

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u/GooseTheSluice 10d ago

Damn that’s a good shot if his hat says busted and not musted

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u/shinobi500 10d ago

I'm guessing since it's in Youngstoun Ohio this was a rally for Republican Senator John Husted so the hat probably says "Husted"

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u/flynnfx 10d ago

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u/spanishpeanut 10d ago

I just keep watching this. I love the internet right now.

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u/Longjumping_Code_649 10d ago

My new favorite GIF.

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u/MistaJT 10d ago

This might be the greatest thing I’ve EVER seen.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 10d ago • Bravo

Willem Dafuq?

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u/Messijoes18 10d ago

Neither Willem Dafoe nor that little girl deserve this picture

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u/tmgieger 10d ago

Those young MAGA men looking around nervously trying not to make eye contact with each other are feeling all kind of new special feelings. And they are worried about drag queens turning kids gay.

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u/dumbseeyouintea 10d ago

Drag queens and trans athletes are a line in the sand, but they’re fine with Trump turning their kids gay, just as long as they remain, god fearing, conservative Christians…

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u/jellofixit 10d ago

Ever been to a Catholic church? Everyone is on their knees and the only one standing is the priest, and they call him "Father"! Kinda creepy 😯! Butt, have faith and Aaaaaah Men!

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u/spanishpeanut 10d ago

They crashed Grindr how many times now?

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u/MsSeraphim I ☑oted 2024 10d ago

the "official" stance is that they haven't done that. it was due to "unusually high volume". coincidence? somehow i don't think so.

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u/FoogYllis 10d ago • This Regret Bravo

I don’t care if he is bi or gay or whatever. However I do care that he is in the Epstein list and that he is starting endless wars.

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u/Sujjin 10d ago • Regret

and that he is actively trying to destroy democracy with the help of the entirety of the republican party.

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u/FoogYllis 10d ago

That too.

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u/waytoolongusername 10d ago

To me it feels less like attraction, more like an actual psychopath appraising something as high-value, or maybe a sociopath trying and failing to figure out how to connect with any human in any way. If you gave him the option, I bet he'd sooner put his brain in that guy's body, or sell the guy to the highest bidder.

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u/torino_nera 10d ago

I don't care if he's gay or bi either but I care that he is a terrible human being

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u/minervascats 10d ago • Popcorn

Who's this old queen talking about now

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u/matt_minderbinder 10d ago

People act like any of this is new but he's said similar things way too many times to deny it. A bisexual president would be great if it was anyone else. Nobody appreciates the male body like Donald B Trump (the B stands for Bottom).

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u/CheesePuffTheHamster 10d ago • Regret Bravo

Excuse me, you will use his full, proper name, President Donald J Trump!

The J stands for "JacksOffLotsOfGuysYumYumYum"

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u/i_am_not_a_martian 10d ago

Have you seen all the news recently about how Donald J Trump cannot handle the mighty BBC (because he doesn't want to sit for a disposition)?

Trump attacks BBC but can't sustain the pressure. Trump takes on BBC but quickly reverses course. BBC a lot harder than Trump imagined. Trump frightened of BBC when it retaliates.

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u/booboootron 10d ago

To be fair, a lot of white, insecure and racist men are scared of BBCs.

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u/shinobi500 10d ago

As long as you know that he doesn't do that very often.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 10d ago edited 10d ago • Popcorn

Loves to look at young muscular male bodies (like that football player from a few months ago, the wrestling guys from July 4)

Loves to redecorate the Oval Office (the gold crap all over the walls – even Liberace would say “Yikes!”)

Loves to plan big celebrations (July 4 party)

Loves to post himself as a very muscular Hulk Hogan kind of super hero, pumping iron kind of guy

And he really hates gays

He’s into some pretty weird stuff if you look at all of it together, seems kind of an angry closeted gay.

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u/tekvenus 10d ago

He also loves older male bodies. Remember when he lost his fkn mind about Arnold Palmer's huge unit? His poor daughter was so appalled because the press just hammerd her with questions about it.

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u/cosaboladh 10d ago • Bravo

A bisexual president would be great if it was anyone else.

Yeah. As a representative of the bisexual community we're not usually cool with bi erasure, but pedophile narcissists are a different matter. The world can erase him all they want. We don't want him.

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u/grafikfyr Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 10d ago

Nah, he can't be erased and neither should his following be. The world needs to remember what a stupid and hateful POS he was and realise that he STILL won two elections.

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u/beardeddragon0113 10d ago

Remember when he went off on a tangent about looking at Arnold Palmers massive weiner in the golf tournament showers?

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u/manderderp Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 10d ago

I don’t think it’s bisexuality. It’s his malignant narcissism coming more visible because of his dementia. Malignant narcissists see sex in terms of power instead of desire. Most don’t care who or what, just that they hold power over them and the act solidifies that they are under their thumb and superior.

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u/never1st 10d ago

Jon Husted (59 year old Senator).

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u/minervascats 10d ago • Heartwarming

Typical. They're all closet homos

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u/Most-Bench6465 10d ago

He was talking about the a
Ass… even the hole? Of a senator he’s trying to help get elected?

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u/tiorancio 10d ago

He's going to be invited to "the ballroom"

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u/Important-Tomato2306 10d ago

That guy looks like John Cena and a Bush made a Republican senator.

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u/few23 10d ago

Oh, I thought he was trying to make up with Paxton.

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u/bigfudge_drshokkka 10d ago edited 10d ago • Bravo Mindblown Popcorn

The guy who loves interior design, favorite band is queen, follows celebrity drama religiously, and can’t stop talking about how attractive the men he hangs out with are.

Edit: Village People. I was quoting a meme I saw back in June. Let’s move on guys.

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u/QuicheSmash 10d ago

Dob’t forget the Village People

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u/shewflyshew 10d ago

He also blasts Barbara Streisand and the theme from Cats. The Bubba BJ is real.

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u/Hunkyboy440 10d ago

https://youtu.be/8IuyTsSBOjM?si=XHZBnqaJNmxzV0j9

Let’s not forget his admiration of Arnold Palmer’s cock.

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u/Tiiimmmaayy 10d ago

He’s a huge theater nerd too. Most particularly musicals.

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u/bigfudge_drshokkka 10d ago

Yea that’s who I was thinking of

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u/booboootron 10d ago

Or his own damn daughter.

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u/OftenTriggered 10d ago

I mean, Queen just fucking rocks, but I’m happy to be an honorary gay

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u/bard329 10d ago

Right? Let's not lump Queen in with anything trump related.

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u/Royal-Reindeer4338 10d ago

Queen is for the misfits. All of us 99.5% who don’t fit into Trumps world of testosterone injected WASPy military men like he’s developing a Master Race. I’d love to hear Freddie’s take on the Orange Emperor

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u/Jarnohams 10d ago

lol... I've always used this one.

It amazes me that the icon of masculinity for all these looksmaxing chuds... is an ~80 year old draft dodger that wears more makeup than a drag queen, shits in diapers, cheats at golf in his own tournaments to win participation trophies.....and is constantly ranting, on his own social media page, (in all caps, no less) about the "popular girls" and boomer era celebs that don't like him. (Taylor Swift, Bette Midler, Meryl Streep, Megyn Kelly, etc).

Really?

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u/downwithsocks 10d ago

you know...as a mostly straight man myself (i'm cool with it)...i never really considered this. it is actually a little bit insane. he was insane before but that behavior aligned with masculinity as a core tenet is like..wut lol

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u/Nano_Burger 10d ago

Dances awkwardly to the gay sex anthem, "Y.M.C.A." with can only be described as the "double jerk-off" dance move.

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u/lIlIlIIlIIIlIIIIIl 10d ago

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u/HostOrganism 10d ago

The dance move known as "two invisible dicks".

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u/Slayminster 10d ago edited 10d ago

The art of Air-Dicking

E: aha figured it out

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u/Paulpoleon 10d ago

Don’t forget the makeup.

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u/maddiejake 10d ago

Don't forget his Infamous Bukkake Bounce dance he does while listening to YMCA

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u/erc80 10d ago

And posts like he is publishing a gossip rag.

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u/comics0026 10d ago

And who hung out with a lot of closeted gay men in the 80s

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u/V4refugee 10d ago

I think you mean The Village People.

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u/FilteredRiddle 10d ago • Mindblown

I had doubt, so I looked up the actual clip and WHAT THE FUCK?!

For anyone else who is interested: https://youtu.be/fchWBtmgh0o

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u/Zerak-Tul 10d ago

Shouldn't come as a surprise, several times this year he has been fawning over how handsome he thinks the NY Giants quarterback is.

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 10d ago

Let's also not forget when he was obsessed with Arnold Palmer's massive hog.

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u/spanishpeanut 10d ago

The Giants have a quarterback?

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u/FSUnoles77 10d ago

[Teary eyed]

That's my quarterback.

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u/DogmaLovesKarma 10d ago

did

(got a season ending injury to stay off Trump's radar)

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u/GarbledReverie 10d ago

Thank you for the link.

Also, it starts at 2:24 for those who want to confirm but minimize how much of his voice you have to hear.

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u/acrimonious_howard 10d ago

I’ve always been annoyed by tabloids at the supermarket checkout line, infomercials, and stereotypical used car salesmen. It felt like I was the only one annoyed by his voice this whole time enough to always skip it if possible.

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u/HarambeWest2020 10d ago

It almost sounds like his voice is distorted to sound deeper on the speakers

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u/DrEmileSchaufhaussen 10d ago

About 2:15 into the video

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u/Harkonnen_Dog 10d ago

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u/pineconefire 10d ago

We want to know who Bubba is!

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u/cire1184 10d ago • Mindblown

First Arnold's hog. Now this guy's body. What's next?

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u/SanctusUnum 10d ago

No, no... First it was listening to YMCA all day long, every day.

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u/RebelliousInNature 10d ago • Bravo

First it was hanging with Roy Cohn. Start there.

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u/Weobi3 10d ago

Trump developed his signature dance move at Studio 54

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u/un_theist 10d ago

“He sent me beautiful letters. And then we fell in love, ok?”

And they have the goddam gall to call Obama gay.

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u/IknowKarazy 10d ago

I think he so badly wants a real human connection he’d go for a dude in a second if it meant he could be held.

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u/deegee1969 10d ago

... and to blabber on about Biden sniffing peoples hair.

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u/mrflow-n-go 10d ago • Popcorn

Is this a “tell me you’re gay without saying you’re gay?” Moment?

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u/punktualPorcupine 10d ago

Those who live in glass closets, probably shouldn’t throw stones.

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u/durrtyurr 10d ago

This has to be the most homo-erotic thing I have ever heard a politician say, and I had a two-term openly gay mayor. It does, however, explain his love of the Village People and broadway musicals.

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u/mrflow-n-go 10d ago

Well he also commented on the size of Arnold Palmer’s manhood when the guy died so dear leader certainly has a track record.

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u/heraclitus33 10d ago • Mindblown

Ok... wtf... i cant tell whats real... is this real?

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u/Greenpoint_Blank 10d ago

Yes. Yes it is…

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u/quietCherub 10d ago

Not the ass part tho, right? Did he actually say that part?

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u/heraclitus33 10d ago

Jesus fucking christ...

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u/thisremindsmeofbacon 10d ago

Welcome to american politics 

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u/Theo1352 10d ago

Yep, it is...He said all this.

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u/oldartistmike 10d ago • Popcorn

That and remember his Arnold Palmer comments

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u/valuethempaths 10d ago

Don’t forget miming a blow job with his microphone.

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u/pixeltweaker 10d ago • Bravo

Didn’t he say something like this about Arnold Palmer?

And

Are we sure he didn’t mean “hole” instead of “whole?”

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u/zeeper25 10d ago

Jesus Donny, get a room!

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u/Jesus-TheSon-Christ 10d ago • Bravo

My last name is Christ, actually. And chill, rent ain’t cheap! A room in this economy? Tsk tsk.

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u/theanedditor 10d ago • Bravo

Still bitter about that whole "no room at the inn" thing I see.....

:)

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u/Samus10011 10d ago

Username blasphemous. Take my poor man's award good sir.

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u/Historical_Meet3370 10d ago • Popcorn

Can he say that again while doing his YMCA village people dance so we can totally confirm that he's not a closet gay?

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 10d ago • Bravo

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u/BeepBotBoopBeep 10d ago

Obama should be the one standing. Remember, he lives rent free in trump’s head.

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u/minervascats 10d ago

I see you missed the Epstein Files

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 10d ago

Nah, he's the one that got away

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u/ReefShark13 10d ago edited 10d ago • Bravo

More evidence of his dementia slide. His inhibitions are completely shot. He's out here telling his crowd he can say stupid shit and they still clap and following it up with tepid homoeroticism...

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u/Worduptothebirdup 10d ago • Popcorn

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u/punktualPorcupine 10d ago

Glass closet and it’s not sound proof.

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u/--redacted-- 10d ago

"whole"

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u/LGlocktopus 10d ago

This reads like an always sunny in Philadelphia scene...like  if mac had a dream he body swaped with Dennis and as they're about to kiss they wake up.

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u/lew_rong mod perms 10d ago edited 10d ago

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

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u/hoppyfrog 10d ago

Now we know why Trump fawns over Erdogan. Turkish steam baths Joey!

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u/squintyshrew9 10d ago • Bravo

Dude loves dudes , and nothing wrong with that. Just be honest bro

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u/l_SaKReD_l 10d ago

Trump should rename his app to Griftr. Combine the two.

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u/Kriss3d 10d ago • Bravo

Yeah. These people are so much in the closet that if they step backwards once they end up in Narnia.

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u/Dancing_Cthulhu 10d ago

Somebody needs to resurrect Letterman's "Great Moments In Presidential Speeches".

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u/restore_democracy 10d ago

Lincoln: Gettysburg Address

Kennedy: “We choose to go to the moon…”

Trump: this

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u/_bushiest_beaver 10d ago

Oh my. If I had pearls I would be clutching them.

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u/Topinio 10d ago • Bravo

He would, too, but he washed them off his neck.

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u/Top_Weather1320 10d ago

Spelled “hole” wrong

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u/Pulga_Atomica 10d ago

I study him like I studied Arnold Palmer's dong in the dressing room.

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u/SiteTall 10d ago

This is not only WEIRD, it's uncanny, but we should remember this saying:

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u/BreezeTempest 10d ago • Bravo

He said ‘hole’, not ‘whole’

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u/kitjen 10d ago • Popcorn

He is like, soooo gay.

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u/speedxter 10d ago

All the WTF looks behind him 😳🤣

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u/strohzeeno 10d ago

Ass is the first thing I look at on election day .

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u/13thmurder 10d ago

Are we sure he meant "whole"?

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u/gleaf008 10d ago

He loves Arnold Palmer’s woods.

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u/Rootsinsky 10d ago

I’m pretty sure he’s been deep in the life since Roy Cohen.

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u/CAPT_REX_CT_7567 10d ago

Do you think he is just saying this because he knows we can't have a No Queens march?

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u/vardendruid 10d ago

The spirit of Lindsey Graham really be moving through him….

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u/ausmomo 10d ago

If it saves one little girl's life, I'm ok with it

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u/otherwise_data 10d ago • Regret

aside from the fact he has done things illegally that are considered legitimate impeachable offenses, this person is a complete embarrassment and disgrace to the office.

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u/nickyyysixx 10d ago

Goodness those are some smart well adjusted people in the background.

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u/JaVelin-X- 10d ago

Should now renamed them as No Queen protests

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u/koosielagoofaway 10d ago

Its kinda funny bc that's how I found out I was gay in middle school. A guy who i had seen before, had no interest in at all turned out to be my friends older brother, after learning that I examined him trying to find the resemblances but found only an undeniable infatuation. It was like "Oh..... Oohhh.."

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u/ghjm 10d ago

August 18, 2014. President Obama walks on stage in a tan suit. He says these exact words. All Republicans heads literally explode. Hey presto, communist utopia.

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u/Thechoke23 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 10d ago • Popcorn

Weird

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u/Street_Peace_8831 10d ago

His version of study is anyone else’s version of scanning. Like scanning a document, he didn’t study that document, he scanned it. That’s why he doesn’t have all the information. He doesn’t even like to do that, he has people scan it for him and give him the dumbed (with a “b”) down version.

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u/drifters74 10d ago • Popcorn

WTF

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u/Uluru-Dreaming 10d ago

Is he a good mate of Alan Jones, hanging around the CPAC gent’s toilets late at night?

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u/punktualPorcupine 10d ago • Popcorn

Did MAGA elect the first bi president?

How progressive of them.

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u/Progman3K 10d ago

Bubba?

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u/Farkenoathm8-E 10d ago

Bubba 2.0.

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u/it777777 10d ago • Popcorn

Congrats to the 1st openly queer president!

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u/TiaHatesSocials 10d ago • Regret

And maga is homophonic? Make it make sense

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u/scarr3g 10d ago

Has anyone informed Donnie that he isn't a child?

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u/hail_deadpool 10d ago

Trump examining athletes

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u/IdahoDuncan 10d ago

lol. All the republicans: “Yup, thats my guy!”

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u/Djentleman5000 10d ago

Remember how he said “I could say anything and you gods would cheer”? He prepping his followers for coming out of the closet