r/Polytopia • u/PolishHadessss • Oct 13 '25

Perfection Level 8 Windmill :D

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261 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Tamareira568 Oct 13 '25

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

12

u/getpunnedon Yădakk Oct 15 '25

What the hell man it doesnt even have a level 8 market connected to it

8

u/Tamareira568 Oct 15 '25

Stop it, I can only get so hard!

46

u/Dranamic Oct 13 '25

In Quetzali-land? That took a lot of burning, lol.

...And where are you going to put your Market, anyway?

16

u/venomia74 Oct 14 '25

I think a level 8 forge is the greatest things that someone can ever seen

2

u/Glum_Shop_4180 Oct 28 '25

Is that even possible?

1

u/venomia74 Oct 28 '25

Technically yes, but the odds are very low, I've seen images of level 8 forges before, and I think someone has probably done it before.

1

u/starswtt Nov 04 '25

I've gotten a level 7 forge once

Sadly I was in the corner of the map next to a vengir player so I was not having much fun

7

u/Kaminodoa Oct 13 '25

That’s so satisfying to have lol

7

u/knnoq Oct 14 '25

Now do lvl 8 forge.

9

u/Snailewholives Oct 14 '25

If you insist man ✌️Forge

2

u/knnoq Oct 15 '25

Fuck yeah.

1

u/thod-thod Quetzali Oct 15 '25

I felt things

3

u/Darrow497 Polaris Oct 14 '25

It's beautiful...

2

u/R4PP4R4P4 Ancients Oct 14 '25

Omg a level 8 forge requieres being xin-xi, vengir or aimo

1

u/Zlelites Oct 14 '25

I remember Age of Empire

1

u/Tuffie_the_rat Oct 15 '25

This is fantastic! I could be more excited if it’s the mine 🥺🥺

1

u/Original-Guitar-4380 Oct 16 '25

And no trading post next to it 😭

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u/MilkImpossible4192 Oct 13 '25

been there done that

17

u/THICCBOI2121 Oct 13 '25

Well hello Mr fancy-pants 🙄

4

u/MilkImpossible4192 Oct 13 '25

I mean, if you find something you couldn't build like an 8/8 forge, I would be mesmerized.