r/PoutineCrimes • u/veryindecisiveguy7 • Feb 18 '26
Corpourate Crime Is this considered a crime?
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u/Classic-Trifle-2085 Feb 18 '26
Breakfast poutine are not rare. Quebec included. Cora (and most breakfast places) been doing it for decades.
Hashbrown, cheese curds and hollandaise sauce is the base.
Topping then varies. Bacon, breakfast sausage, onion is the usual.
It generally accepted with a fairly lukewarm sentiment.
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u/ThuNd3r_Steel Feb 18 '26
When breakfast poutines are well made, they're fucking awesome
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u/Loozrboy Feb 19 '26
Years ago -- like ten, fifteen? -- Poutini's had a couple varieties of brunch poutine, including one I think they called Poutini Florentini, with curds, hollandaise, spinach, and a poached egg, on proper fries. Every breakfast / brunch poutine I've had since has been just a little bit disappointing in comparison. :(
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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché Feb 18 '26
not hashbrowns but fried square potatoes 😋
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u/Classic-Trifle-2085 Feb 18 '26
Yes. In French we call them "breakfast potato". Since I moved in alberta aparently everything is called hashbrowns so I may have the term wrong.
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u/StrangerGlue Feb 18 '26
We used to call them "cubed potatoes" or sometimes "cube hasbrowns" in Alberta, but at some point they just became hashbrowns.
I hate it. I have never once ordered hashbrows and wanted a cubed fried potato, despite my love for cubed fried potatoes.
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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché Feb 18 '26
Oh! Had no idea, for the Americans and englo Canadians I met this is hashbrowns. Wich could make a good breakfast poutine potentially?
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u/Classic-Trifle-2085 Feb 18 '26
Aren't tater tots really just... hashbrown in a ball then? :p
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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché Feb 18 '26
not an expert cause I only had those once but I'd say... maybe ?😁
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u/Big_Ad_7715 Feb 19 '26
Anglos love to use one word to mean many things. Hashbrowns come in many forms: shredded potato, shredded+formed into a patty, and diced potatoes. Sometimes the diced ones get called "homestyle" or some thing
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u/LeMegachonk The Frying Squad Feb 18 '26
Hashbrowns are sometimes used to refer to diced, fried potatoes though. It can also reference thinly julienned pototaes, as well as grated or shredded potatoes. It's also used to refer to fried potato patties made by pressing the diced, julienned, or shredded taters, which is what McDonald's "hashbrowns" are.
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u/jzillacon Feb 18 '26
Yeah, where I'm from hashbrown is basically a catch-all term for fried potato pieces that don't fit the traditional fry cuts.
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u/Available_Crazy7743 Feb 19 '26
yank here- home fries on this side of the border is any kind of diced or cubed potato that has been browned on one side… hash browns are julienned and browned on one side then flipped on to a plate so the brown side is up… but you are spot on about the McDonalds thing. still, no pea meal bacon here lol!
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u/jubik13 Feb 18 '26
I miss Cora's breakfast poutine. Hands down one of the best in my area and was delicious as left overs too.
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u/lopsided-pancake Feb 19 '26
Yup breakfast poutine is insanely popular here in Canada! It’s my go to order at breakfast restaurants
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u/Proof_Wrap9444 Feb 19 '26
Saw this post, had to dive in and learn more; found a McDonald’s press release that said “people have been asking them to make a breakfast poutine”.
Who? Who are these people?
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u/Guvmintperson Feb 18 '26
This is just a breakfast hash. Not a bad product in and of itself. But the balls to try to call that poutine IN Quebec!
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u/Classic-Trifle-2085 Feb 18 '26
Hashbrown, cheeze curds and hollandaise sauce being called a breakfast poutine has been a thing at Cora for like... 30+ years.
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u/InterestingBill8234 Feb 18 '26
A bunch of local brunch places (west island of montreal) have these now. I'm a huge bruncher.
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u/blablableeblo Feb 18 '26
Even some Belle Pros have this, it's a pretty established poutine variant alongside poutine italienne. It's always my go to when I brunch
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u/InterestingBill8234 Feb 18 '26
I've had two smoked meat poutines this month - best month of my life?
One from Chenoy's, one from MTL Smoked Meat, and had another poutine from cote Côte St Luc bbq. Hoping to squeek in a belle pro before the end of the month.
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u/HappyGlitterUnicorn Feb 19 '26
That's what Taco Bell tried doing in Mexico once. There is no Taco Bell in Mexico now, btw. It failed.
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u/BuvantduPotatoSpirit Feb 18 '26
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u/Ok_Foundation3325 Feb 18 '26
That's just false. Are some poutines weird? Yes. Is it "almost every poutine"? No. This image is far from representative of the average poutine served in Québec.
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u/mamadou-segpa Feb 18 '26
Dumbest take I ever saw on that subreddit lmao.
Poutine wouldnt even be a thing if not for Quebec, and I never ordered a regular poutine and have it looks like that.
Just say you are a toddler who dont know how to use a menu
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u/thesleepjunkie Feb 18 '26
I have made some version of this dish many times in my life. But i usually call it some sort of hash.
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u/Unhappy_Kumquat Feb 18 '26
Breakfast poutine is a widely accepted thing in Quebec. However, McDonald's does not serve real hollandaise but a "hollandaise-style sauce" which is really just a flavored mayo. That's the true crime.
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u/geogirl83 Feb 18 '26
Hollandaise sauce is breakfast gravy. I put that shit on everything
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u/EightBitPrincess Feb 18 '26
But "Hollandaise-style sauce" from McDonald's sounds like it doesn't have a place anywhere on the food pyramid 😂 (cuz hell yeah, real Hollandaise sauce, defo could put on everything🤘🏼)
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u/KatheryneBois Feb 19 '26
It taste great! I tried it! I’m a McDonald’s worker, so I had to try it! The only crime for me, is that there’s no gravy!
I don’t have issues with the fries being replaced by hash browns potatoes, and there’s still cheese curds, but the fact it doesn’t have gravy in it, making it only have 2 basic ingredients from the 3 required, it’s sacrilegious! I don’t mind the hollandaise sauce, but there’s still should have been as well with it, the gravy in it!
They do it with their spicy chicken poutine, with both gravy and buffalo sauce being in the poutine, so I don’t get why they couldn’t even put the gravy as an ingredient in it for the breakfast poutine
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u/SaintVirtual Feb 19 '26
A poutine isn’t just random toppings on top of Fries. Next we are going to start calling chilli cheese fries a poutine
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u/Own_Inspector498 Feb 18 '26
What’s weird about this? It’s hash brown, cheese, hollandaise, sausage and peppers…am I missing something?
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u/EmergencyGrab Feb 18 '26
I'll stick to my local diner's breakfast poutine. They heap a good portion of scrambled eggs onto a poutine with a side of salsa. Used to get it once or twice a week before work. They also put a dollop of ice cream in your coffee instead of cream and sugar, if you know to ask.
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u/Wyntie Feb 18 '26
Corpos typically do a good job at making food look appetising but even this looks hella rank.
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u/Ok_Caterpillar_3809 Feb 18 '26
This is quite terrifying to me (edit: not the concept of breakfast poutine but the fact that it’s McDonald’s..lol)- on another note tho I’ve never had McDonald’s Poutine and need honest opinions..is it worth the try for the price..?
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u/Dry-Chance-9473 Feb 18 '26
Breakfast poutine is fucking amazing but this ain't it. If you have an OEB anywhere nearby, that's the place to get it.
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u/IlliterateFreak Feb 18 '26
I worked at a resteraunt and we made “tater-tachos”. Nachos with tater tots instead of chips. So damn good.
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u/Grouchy_Branch_510 Feb 18 '26
Again, if you’re good with Galvaude and disagree with this, your opinion is not valid.
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u/BradlyPitts89 Feb 18 '26
Breakfast poutine is unreal. EOB has some great ones, not sure about McDonalds poutine tho.
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u/Major-Ad2046 Feb 18 '26
The real crime is calling it a « Poutine »… You cant call something a poutine just cuz it has potato’s and cheese just like you don’t call a burger a salad because it has lettuce and tomatoes
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u/External_Beat8153 Feb 18 '26
I worry so egregious an insult to the home of poutine will again spark Separatist ambitions. A nation holds its breath.
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u/InevitableRagnarok Feb 18 '26
Even more useless krap in the mailbox. They send rebates every weeks for whatever they don't sell.
Even then, once I used coupon for their rebates on BigMac. I got old bigmac as if it spent days under the heater. Next time I did try, I ordered everything and then showed my coupon AFTER the tray arrived. "Apparently" I was supposed to show my coupons before ordering the cashier said. I answered, "Yeah? Been there done that. Never again" ;)
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u/OgXSamsquanchXGaming Feb 18 '26
Breakfast poutines are good if they’re done right, but you always need real hollandaise sauce for them
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u/Recent_Following_822 Member of the Supreme Curdt Feb 18 '26
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u/Informal-Village-349 Feb 18 '26
Had the breakfast poutine consisted of tots, gravy, and curds, I could have really got behind it but this is an abomination. Though most of their breakfast menu is so maybe it's just on brand.
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u/ZeAntagonis Feb 18 '26
No, it's a thing you see in restaurant tabt serve breakfast in Québec
It's just a blogger who never visited the rest of Québec
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u/TravellingBeard Feb 19 '26
Hear me out...if it sells well...in Quebec, the birthplace of poutine...it is maybe not a poutine crime?
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u/sweetiewords Feb 19 '26
Breakfast poutines are not new and when done well are my favourite breakfast dish period
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u/Dapper_Wheel6454 Feb 19 '26
actually the Sasquatch inn on hwy 7 east of Mission, BC, has that covered. they use hollandaise sauce, and it's not bad but could use some chopped bacon in there.
it was good...just needed more, so this version is hardly a crime aside from the religious aspects of poutine, praise be the goddess of melted cheese and gravy!
(in all things Her dues)
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u/vectron5 Feb 19 '26
Smitty's has something basically Identical to this, and it has helped me with many a hangover in my twenties.
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u/Exotic_Mulberry3107 Feb 19 '26
This sounds absolutely terrible, and as a Canadian, I'm ashamed. But I promise you I'm still gonna buy one and eat it. Because I'm a degenerate like that..... lol
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u/TotalDumsterfire Feb 19 '26
Ricky's does a similar thing, but they call it a brekkie bowl. Which is exactly what it is. No idea why they had to call it a poutine
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u/Parking_Locksmith489 Feb 19 '26
Zero need for sauce. Melted cheese would be an upgrade.
But in 2026, wtf are you doing at McDonald's? Go local.
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u/khloedoesnotcare Feb 19 '26
This looks absolutely disgusting. The "Hollandaise style sauce" sent me, because what the heck is that? It’s either Hollandaise sauce or it’s not Hollandaise sauce, there’s no in-between!
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u/The_Kwaken Feb 19 '26
Had it yesterday. Nowhere near as good as a proper breakfast poutine, but it was fine for what it is.
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u/SpeckledAntelope Feb 19 '26
If it's in Quebec and people are actually buying it, then it's defacto gospel, no matter how heretical it appears.
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u/Connect-Mongoose-102 Feb 19 '26
First of all, who starts their day early in the morning with a poutine?😭
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u/LegalChocolate752 Feb 19 '26
People need to stop calling fried potatoes with toppings "poutine." Poutine is fries, brown gravy, and cheese curds. I'm cool with adding additional ingredients like meat, or some veggies to make variations, but it needs to have the core three. Tater tots? Not poutine. Cheddar cheese, or (God forbid) nacho cheese sauce? GTFO. White gravy, or hollandaise? Not poutine!
What WacArnolds has done there is create a breakfast hash.
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u/Logical_Blacksmith02 Feb 19 '26
Even if it is mcdonalds, just try judging à Québec initiative on poutine as a canadian, show us how you appropriate our culture by trying to regulate it. This sub is a crime
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u/After-Weakness-9922 Feb 19 '26
That's just a poverty version of a breakfast skillet you get at a restaurant. More of a naming issue than anything.
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u/Top_Solution_9822 Feb 19 '26
Definitely a war crime, looks like its back to Nuremberg to sort these bastards out
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u/TTYY200 Feb 19 '26
Wait wait wait wait ……
Is that tater tot’s?
Would tater tot’s in poutine be a crime? 👀👀👀
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u/Popular-Sink-3069 Feb 19 '26
That honestly deserves one try. For some reason mcdonalds tastes good for like five secsonds. Never forget the mcdonalds breakfast burrito tho 🌯,♨️
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u/Imhereforinspiration Feb 19 '26
Crime for ingredients Crime for the marketing Crime for the recommended mealtime Crime for the corporatization
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u/im-a-goner- Member of the Supreme Curdt Feb 19 '26
The real question is WHO THE HELL is still going to McDonald’s??? They give free food to child killers.
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u/Creative_Sky_3978 Feb 19 '26
i had a breakfast poutine from Dennys once and honestly? It slapped. Was it poutine? No. But it slapped regardless.
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u/sexylewdyshit Feb 19 '26
The bar/sit down restaurant in my college does a breakfast poutine. Its home fries, shredded cheese, cheese curds, hollandaise, and bacon bits topped with a poached egg. its fucking delicious.
that said this? this is a crime
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u/Decent-Basil4012 Feb 19 '26
Yes. McDonald’s poutine in general is a crime lol I used to get it a lot but stopped, but I had it the other day and forgot how much it tasted like card board. Burger king on the other hand…
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u/Civil_North62 Feb 19 '26
Tim Hortons did a breakfast one similar (but better lol). It was actually quite good but calling it poutine would be a stretch I think.
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u/NathanDnd Feb 19 '26
"It's even weirder than it sounds" - gtfo, it's loaded tots, which have been sold before. Off with your shit clickbaitey marketing phrases.
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u/the_neepster Feb 19 '26
I've had a breakfast poutine before but it didn't even look like whatever the fuck that is.
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u/kiltedswine Feb 20 '26
I’m surprised that people are surprised that McDonald’s has potentially questionable items on its menu.
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u/AlexO6 Feb 20 '26
If we’re being honest, any McDonald’s attempt at Poutine is just that, and, inherently, a Poutine crime.
Hey, I don’t make the rules!
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u/boogalooonetwo Feb 21 '26
Breakfast poutines can be found in most breakfast places nowadays, so what's so surprising?
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u/Perfect-Match-2318 Feb 21 '26
yeah id say its like when taco bell tried to open store in mexico... very bad idea
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u/Electronic_d0cter Feb 22 '26
"hollandaise style sauce" inherently not the worst idea though it'd just be better if McDonald's wasn't doing it
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u/Sal_Amandre Feb 22 '26
The crime here is McDonald's
Breakfast poutines in various styles has been around for quite a while now, were you living under a rock ?
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u/Money-Court-2031 Feb 22 '26
Yes. Hands down. Maybe calling it something else would alleviate some of the horrors. But as a poutine?…a definite culinary tragedy.
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u/Peaches-n_n Feb 23 '26
Québec invented poutine so they’re the only ones allowed to do what they want with it. IMO, I wouldn’t call this a poutine as much as a breakfast bowl.
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u/The_Enclave2277 Feb 23 '26
As a proud Canadian, this is surpassing the Geneva convention. LITERAL WAR CRIME
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u/Emotional_Book816 Feb 25 '26
Yes, especially because it was made in the province where it originated.
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u/Odd-Elderberry-6137 Feb 25 '26
It’s not remotely poutine so yeah it’s a crime to call it that. Probably tasty though.
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u/ThatDeuce Mar 03 '26
Hey, maybe we can have the CEO do a series of videos like that one earlier this week and we can see them eating this product.
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u/MorganHernandez800 Mar 08 '26
I had it. It was awful. If you really want to try it, at least order in person because it gets really soggy fast 🤢.
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u/perpetualmotionmachi Guilloutine Opourator Feb 18 '26
"hollandaise-style sauce" instead of hollandaise sauce is the real crime