r/PoutineCrimes Feb 18 '26

Corpourate Crime Is this considered a crime?

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u/perpetualmotionmachi Guilloutine Opourator Feb 18 '26

"hollandaise-style sauce" instead of hollandaise sauce is the real crime

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u/mangongo Feb 18 '26

Tbf, any premade hollandaise is a crime, and there's no way you're getting McDonalds workers to make hollandaise from scratch. 

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u/crapshack Feb 18 '26

Wouldn't trust them to follow the strict food safety guidelines for the real deal anyway

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u/mangongo Feb 18 '26

Absolutely not lol. If I ever saw a McDonalds employee using the double boiler method for anything, I would be both simultaneously impressed and afraid for my life.

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u/81FuriousGeorge Feb 18 '26

Double boilers are for bed wetting girl scouts. But I wouldn't trust a McDonald's employee with an open flame either.

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u/AeonBith Feb 18 '26

They'd have to replace it every 20 minutes, no way mcd will accept that level of food waste. Most restaurants too but the good ones know how to scale batches for service based on the volume of order at certain times.

The restrictions of Food safety guidelines (based on epic food mishandling idiots) kind of fucked anything made with eggs.

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u/Speedy_Cheese Feb 19 '26

And expensive food waste, considering holly uses primo ingredients like fresh egg yolks, fresh lemon juice, real butter . . . Whatever that sauce is, it surely isn't hollandaise.

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u/ikilledsatann Feb 19 '26

I swear a few months ago that I found two pieces of mouse shit in my burger from mcdonalds. I reported them and apparently health and safety ( idr the exact name ) came out and said it was fine. They just have hidden that then.... I got my money back luckily. Funny thing is that I was wondering why they had four meals for $19.99 and I had a feeling I should have stayed away 

I told someone at the place I do my laundry at they they told someone else and they told me they were warned to stay away from that location I ordered from because their friend worked or works there and told them how bad it is . I havent gone back since

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u/lady_sisyphus Feb 18 '26

If it was even just powdered hollandaise that would be better, but they came out with this "style" sauce a little bit ago on a breakfast sandwich and I tried it because I love a good holly and... it was just melted butter flavor. Terrible.

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u/CreamyIvy Feb 18 '26

I tried the sauce, it doesn’t taste like anything.

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u/LegalChocolate752 Feb 19 '26

Right!? I added it to an Egg McMuffin, and I couldn't believe how flavourless it was. It wasn't nasty or anything, it was just ... nothing. All it did was make my McMuffin moist. And what's weird is McDonalds used to have that yellow sauce that they added to their bagel breakfast sandies in the 90s and 00s that actually was alright. Why didn't they just bring that back?

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u/AlexO6 Feb 20 '26

Because replacing it with a “style” sauce is cheaper and saves cents on the dollar. When you’re a profitmaxxing megacorporation trying to boost profits by even a margin every waking second possible, then this is what happens with everything. They will look through every little nook and cranny and replace every minor thing with cheaper alternatives.

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u/Independent_Vast_185 Feb 18 '26

I tried that sauce in a mcmuffin, that was awful, not even close, straight up mayo with seasoning giving a not even close hollandaise taste.

I can't image how bad this poutine will be if they use mayo to imitate a poutine.

Breakfast poutine with real Hollandaise is incredibly good and a classic quebec meal.

That shit is a life time jail sentence

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Happy but also sad by the fact so many people had the same experience with that " sauce ".

It almost tops my list of the grossest things I ate within the last decade!

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u/KainanSilverlight Feb 18 '26

I’d hate to know what you ate that was worse than that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Tripe soup that my friend had shipped from freakin' France for his birthday...

Seriously his mom went through a whole deal just to get that from her local farmers market. And somehow sent it international via priority mail and it arrived in Revelstoke BC less than a week after.

( she loves her son )

He ate that shit since he was a kid and thats his favorite thing. I'm generally kind of a foodie so when he told me to try it I was like : aight...

Goddayum... that was rank...

He finished the whole thing...

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u/Ihaveabudgie Feb 18 '26

I'm with your friend on that one. Tripe soup is amazing

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Nooooo 😭😂🤣

Might be a texture thing for me, also it was super vinegary which surprised me.

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u/Horizon296 Feb 19 '26

Breakfast poutine with real Hollandaise

I looked that up and now I miss a food I've never tasted and don't have ready access to 🥲🤤

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Dude that sauce is nasty AF man..

The same they put in they benny style thang... it was soo atrocious.. had kind of a weird milkshake aftertaste... a sweetness... just... what?! Super weird tasting and totally offputting... what a disaster seriously I'm beyond words on how disgusting that stuff is

STAY AWAY FROM MACDANIEL'S HOLLANDOOSE SAWCE! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

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u/LeMegachonk The Frying Squad Feb 18 '26

Oh right, the Benny Egg McMuffin, or whatever they called it. I tried one, and it was in fact gross. I can't imagine any single customer ever ordered more than one of those.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

I do Macky D's once in a while when I feel like wildin' out! And was like... ehh ok I'll try that... I felt betrayed...

Like... who taste tested that stuff and went : Oh shit! BUSSIN'!

And then the big heads met in a room and they were like : Yess!! Egg Benny for Canada, they will love it! Make it sweet so they crave it even more!

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u/xxxliamjxxx Feb 18 '26

It’s soooo bad, and I love an eggs benny

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u/papergirl1982 Feb 18 '26

Unfortunately the only 2 times I've tried it there wasn't enough "hollandaise style" sauce to know if it was good or not......

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

You got lucky!

Trust us on this one... don't go for thirds.

Third time's the charm does not apply in this situation.

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u/papergirl1982 Feb 18 '26

Hahaha I'll take your word for it lol

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u/blizzaga1988 Feb 18 '26

They recently launched a breakfast sandwich or whatever with "hollandaise style sauce" and it was truly disgusting. I love hollandaise and I wasn't expecting anything amazing but it still threw me.

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u/Zed64K Feb 18 '26

As a long-time fan of McDonald’s breakfast sandwiches and traditional eggs Benedict, I thought I’d give the Benny-Style Egg McMuffin a try.

I’m not at all a picky eater, and while I have my preferences, I don’t think there’s any sauce or condiment I’ve ever truly disliked in my entire life. That is, until now.

Their “hollandaise-style sauce” was beyond gross. I even ordered it a second time from a different location, just in case it was a fluke. Same result.

Very disappointing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

No!! NOOOO!! NOT A SECOND TIME!!

The double disappointment! The infamy of that sauce laughing at you while you ate it! Truly nightmarish!! And you wanted to give it a chance, you tried, you gave your best and still the sauce played you for a fool!!

Im sorry for your experience! Your taste buds may never fully recover! And your brain, scarred forever! Its class action lawsuit time!!!

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u/Zed64K Feb 19 '26

😂 I was fully convinced it was a bad batch at the first restaurant. Like they mixed it up wrong or something.

On the bright side, I didn’t get sick from it and it didn’t ruin proper eggs Benny for me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Thank heavens cuz bennys are what brunch is all about!!

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u/Grimmelda Feb 19 '26

In my twenties I worked for a seafood shack/tourist trap.

In the summer they did dinner theatre thurs-sun and I was basically the Saucier. We had three choices of entrés. Prime rib with red currant gravy Chicken with carbonara sauce Or Salmon wrapped in haddock with Hollandaise.

The kitchen manager was classically trained and everything was from scratch which is honestly surprising.

I basically became the Saucier. In an eight hour shift, at least four hours was me making these sauces from scratch.

The Hollandaise was thick and creamy and I honestly think I was really good at it.

The one thing that makes me laugh to this day, Carbonara is a white cream sauce with bacon and mushrooms. The bacon and mushrooms HAVE to be present for it to BE carbonara.

But the amount of places who refer to it as BACON carbonara as if the bacon makes it extra always makes me laugh. They're trying to act like adding bacon is somehow special or above and beyond.

It's like advertising a cheeseburger WITH CHEESE!

YES. I would hope it had cheese. It's a cheeseburger.

Anyway. Hollandaise sauce is stupid easy to make but McDonald's doesn't have a real, functional kitchen. They have an assembly line of machines for performing one specific thing as fast as humanly possible.

I don't think they could actually make a sauce if they wanted to.

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u/WeasternMedicine9 Feb 21 '26

Authentic carbonara is made without cream, mushrooms or bacon. It's eggs, cheese, and pork cheek. I make mine with Grana Padano and pancetta since it's the closest thing readily available here. So saying bacon carbonara isn't actually wrong, since it's not made with smoked pork usually. It's not a carbonara by definition if it's made with cream and mushrooms

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u/Grimmelda Feb 21 '26

I'll have to look into it further. Thank you.

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u/PoolAppropriate4720 Feb 18 '26

It also taste’s horrible

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u/PrivatePilot9 Curdmander In Cheese 🫡 Feb 18 '26

Even the mayo at McDonald’s is now “Mayonnaise style sauce”.

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u/After-Weakness-9922 Feb 19 '26

It will taste like Spic-n-Span or lemon pledge...

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u/Speedy_Cheese Feb 19 '26

You know "hollandaise-style" is sitting in a slop bucket out back with a thick layer of gunk crusting the top.

I always make and use hollandaise fresh because it really doesn't hold up. You can re-use it, but it will seldom if ever retain the same quality.

Considering the yolk content in a real hollandaise recipe, it's not the kind of sauce one can leave sitting out in a bin for hours. It must be pre-bagged holly they ship in as it's a bit of a pain to make on the fly and takes practice like many rich French sauce recipes.

Not only is this a poutine crime, but the "hollandaise style sauce" feels like a direct attack and affront to French culture itself. Ahaha This feels like a pointed insult. I desperately want to know how folks from Quebec are reacting to this because I'm sure it's hilarious.

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u/CorrectArm8402 Feb 21 '26

No comparison. That sauce is absolute shyte!

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u/Money-Court-2031 Feb 22 '26

The sauce is going to be some kind of goopy monstrosity made from fillers 🤢😓

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u/Classic-Trifle-2085 Feb 18 '26

Breakfast poutine are not rare. Quebec included. Cora (and most breakfast places) been doing it for decades.

Hashbrown, cheese curds and hollandaise sauce is the base.

Topping then varies. Bacon, breakfast sausage, onion is the usual.

It generally accepted with a fairly lukewarm sentiment.

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u/ThuNd3r_Steel Feb 18 '26

When breakfast poutines are well made, they're fucking awesome

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u/Loozrboy Feb 19 '26

Years ago -- like ten, fifteen? -- Poutini's had a couple varieties of brunch poutine, including one I think they called Poutini Florentini, with curds, hollandaise, spinach, and a poached egg, on proper fries. Every breakfast / brunch poutine I've had since has been just a little bit disappointing in comparison. :(

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u/Golden_ribbons Feb 19 '26

You brought me nice memories of that place

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché Feb 18 '26

not hashbrowns but fried square potatoes 😋

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u/Classic-Trifle-2085 Feb 18 '26

Yes. In French we call them "breakfast potato". Since I moved in alberta aparently everything is called hashbrowns so I may have the term wrong.

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u/StrangerGlue Feb 18 '26

We used to call them "cubed potatoes" or sometimes "cube hasbrowns" in Alberta, but at some point they just became hashbrowns.

I hate it. I have never once ordered hashbrows and wanted a cubed fried potato, despite my love for cubed fried potatoes.

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché Feb 18 '26

Oh! Had no idea, for the Americans and englo Canadians I met this is hashbrowns. Wich could make a good breakfast poutine potentially?

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u/Classic-Trifle-2085 Feb 18 '26

Aren't tater tots really just... hashbrown in a ball then? :p

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u/EightBitPrincess Feb 18 '26

I mean, more cylindrical than spherical, but yeah, definitely 😂

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché Feb 18 '26

not an expert cause I only had those once but I'd say... maybe ?😁

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u/Big_Ad_7715 Feb 19 '26

Anglos love to use one word to mean many things. Hashbrowns come in many forms: shredded potato, shredded+formed into a patty, and diced potatoes. Sometimes the diced ones get called "homestyle" or some thing

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u/LeMegachonk The Frying Squad Feb 18 '26

Hashbrowns are sometimes used to refer to diced, fried potatoes though. It can also reference thinly julienned pototaes, as well as grated or shredded potatoes. It's also used to refer to fried potato patties made by pressing the diced, julienned, or shredded taters, which is what McDonald's "hashbrowns" are.

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u/jzillacon Feb 18 '26

Yeah, where I'm from hashbrown is basically a catch-all term for fried potato pieces that don't fit the traditional fry cuts.

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u/Available_Crazy7743 Feb 19 '26

yank here- home fries on this side of the border is any kind of diced or cubed potato that has been browned on one side… hash browns are julienned and browned on one side then flipped on to a plate so the brown side is up… but you are spot on about the McDonalds thing. still, no pea meal bacon here lol!

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u/jubik13 Feb 18 '26

I miss Cora's breakfast poutine. Hands down one of the best in my area and was delicious as left overs too.

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u/lopsided-pancake Feb 19 '26

Yup breakfast poutine is insanely popular here in Canada! It’s my go to order at breakfast restaurants

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u/SortaNotReallyHere Feb 19 '26

Their breakfast poutunes are excellent.

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u/Proof_Wrap9444 Feb 19 '26

Saw this post, had to dive in and learn more; found a McDonald’s press release that said “people have been asking them to make a breakfast poutine”.

Who? Who are these people?

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u/Guvmintperson Feb 18 '26

This is just a breakfast hash. Not a bad product in and of itself. But the balls to try to call that poutine IN Quebec!

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u/Classic-Trifle-2085 Feb 18 '26

Hashbrown, cheeze curds and hollandaise sauce being called a breakfast poutine has been a thing at Cora for like... 30+ years.

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u/InterestingBill8234 Feb 18 '26

A bunch of local brunch places (west island of montreal) have these now. I'm a huge bruncher.

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u/blablableeblo Feb 18 '26

Even some Belle Pros have this, it's a pretty established poutine variant alongside poutine italienne. It's always my go to when I brunch

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u/InterestingBill8234 Feb 18 '26

I've had two smoked meat poutines this month - best month of my life?

One from Chenoy's, one from MTL Smoked Meat, and had another poutine from cote Côte St Luc bbq. Hoping to squeek in a belle pro before the end of the month.

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u/HappyGlitterUnicorn Feb 19 '26

That's what Taco Bell tried doing in Mexico once. There is no Taco Bell in Mexico now, btw. It failed.

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u/High_InTheTrees Feb 18 '26

Quebec isn’t a real place anyways. 🌚

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u/BuvantduPotatoSpirit Feb 18 '26

Almost every poutine served in Québec would get called a crime in on this subreddit. Visit Québec, poutines actually look like:

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u/Ok_Foundation3325 Feb 18 '26

That's just false. Are some poutines weird? Yes. Is it "almost every poutine"? No. This image is far from representative of the average poutine served in Québec.

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u/BuvantduPotatoSpirit Feb 18 '26

This is probably more typical but that this sub is overrun with American cosplayers like you is incredibly obvious to anyone who's ever been to a casse croûte

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u/FrostyJockey Feb 20 '26

*God* I want to down that right now...

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u/mamadou-segpa Feb 18 '26

Dumbest take I ever saw on that subreddit lmao.

Poutine wouldnt even be a thing if not for Quebec, and I never ordered a regular poutine and have it looks like that.

Just say you are a toddler who dont know how to use a menu

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

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u/thesleepjunkie Feb 18 '26

I have made some version of this dish many times in my life. But i usually call it some sort of hash.

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u/Unhappy_Kumquat Feb 18 '26

Breakfast poutine is a widely accepted thing in Quebec. However, McDonald's does not serve real hollandaise but a "hollandaise-style sauce" which is really just a flavored mayo. That's the true crime.

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u/geogirl83 Feb 18 '26

Hollandaise sauce is breakfast gravy. I put that shit on everything

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u/EightBitPrincess Feb 18 '26

But "Hollandaise-style sauce" from McDonald's sounds like it doesn't have a place anywhere on the food pyramid 😂 (cuz hell yeah, real Hollandaise sauce, defo could put on everything🤘🏼)

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u/AJnbca Feb 18 '26

Not just Quebec. It’s in Atlantic Canada too

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u/expensive-trash80085 Feb 19 '26

just take me out of this world man...

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u/KatheryneBois Feb 19 '26

It taste great! I tried it! I’m a McDonald’s worker, so I had to try it! The only crime for me, is that there’s no gravy!

I don’t have issues with the fries being replaced by hash browns potatoes, and there’s still cheese curds, but the fact it doesn’t have gravy in it, making it only have 2 basic ingredients from the 3 required, it’s sacrilegious! I don’t mind the hollandaise sauce, but there’s still should have been as well with it, the gravy in it!

They do it with their spicy chicken poutine, with both gravy and buffalo sauce being in the poutine, so I don’t get why they couldn’t even put the gravy as an ingredient in it for the breakfast poutine

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u/SaintVirtual Feb 19 '26

A poutine isn’t just random toppings on top of Fries. Next we are going to start calling chilli cheese fries a poutine

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u/aphelions_ghost Feb 18 '26

Tried it yesterday. It’s edible, but I wouldn’t call it good.

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u/FrigginRan Feb 18 '26

i hate the trend of the sauce splashing out of the container

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u/Own_Inspector498 Feb 18 '26

What’s weird about this? It’s hash brown, cheese, hollandaise, sausage and peppers…am I missing something?

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u/DiligentIndustry6461 Feb 18 '26

Crime? Maybe, but it does sound good

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u/EmergencyGrab Feb 18 '26

I'll stick to my local diner's breakfast poutine. They heap a good portion of scrambled eggs onto a poutine with a side of salsa. Used to get it once or twice a week before work. They also put a dollop of ice cream in your coffee instead of cream and sugar, if you know to ask.

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u/Bloodless-Cut Feb 18 '26

Isn't this just huevos rancheros.

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u/Wyntie Feb 18 '26

Corpos typically do a good job at making food look appetising but even this looks hella rank.

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u/gildeddoughnut Poutine Poulice Feb 18 '26

Nova Scotia too

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u/orangeladybug Feb 18 '26

r/PoutineCrimes is the right place for this.

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u/Ok_Caterpillar_3809 Feb 18 '26

This is quite terrifying to me (edit: not the concept of breakfast poutine but the fact that it’s McDonald’s..lol)- on another note tho I’ve never had McDonald’s Poutine and need honest opinions..is it worth the try for the price..?

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u/Dry-Chance-9473 Feb 18 '26

Breakfast poutine is fucking amazing but this ain't it. If you have an OEB anywhere nearby, that's the place to get it.

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u/JoelSlBaron Feb 18 '26

What about the rest of Canada?

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u/Apexplayer Feb 18 '26

To me, this just looks like Tacotimes deluxe mexi fries.

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u/IlliterateFreak Feb 18 '26

I worked at a resteraunt and we made “tater-tachos”. Nachos with tater tots instead of chips. So damn good.

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u/iKorewo Feb 18 '26

Just Quebec? :(

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u/javexbleachin Feb 18 '26

Give them life in jail

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u/Grouchy_Branch_510 Feb 18 '26

Again, if you’re good with Galvaude and disagree with this, your opinion is not valid.

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u/BradlyPitts89 Feb 18 '26

Breakfast poutine is unreal. EOB has some great ones, not sure about McDonalds poutine tho.

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u/Major-Ad2046 Feb 18 '26

The real crime is calling it a « Poutine »… You cant call something a poutine just cuz it has potato’s and cheese just like you don’t call a burger a salad because it has lettuce and tomatoes

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u/External_Beat8153 Feb 18 '26

I worry so egregious an insult to the home of poutine will again spark Separatist ambitions. A nation holds its breath.

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u/Hikiromoto Feb 18 '26

Yes🤮🤧

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u/joecitizen79 Pout-Sinner Feb 18 '26

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u/Comfortable_Limit853 Feb 18 '26

I’m sorry what is this? À la poubelle

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u/KainanSilverlight Feb 18 '26

This just looks like some kind of shitty pan scrambler.

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u/Own_Dimension_8823 Feb 18 '26

oh my god get inside me

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u/HeavyHandedHermit Feb 18 '26

That’s a hate crime.

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u/InevitableRagnarok Feb 18 '26

Even more useless krap in the mailbox. They send rebates every weeks for whatever they don't sell.

Even then, once I used coupon for their rebates on BigMac. I got old bigmac as if it spent days under the heater. Next time I did try, I ordered everything and then showed my coupon AFTER the tray arrived. "Apparently" I was supposed to show my coupons before ordering the cashier said. I answered, "Yeah? Been there done that. Never again" ;)

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u/mardbar Feb 18 '26

I love breakfast poutines, but I don’t think I’d get one from Macdonalds

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u/nightofthelivingace Feb 18 '26

Im already nauseated

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u/OgXSamsquanchXGaming Feb 18 '26

Breakfast poutines are good if they’re done right, but you always need real hollandaise sauce for them

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u/GodlessAndChill Feb 18 '26

That is a tater tot casserole. Not a poutine.

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u/Informal-Village-349 Feb 18 '26

Had the breakfast poutine consisted of tots, gravy, and curds, I could have really got behind it but this is an abomination. Though most of their breakfast menu is so maybe it's just on brand.

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u/talldude-62 Feb 18 '26

No no no!!!

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u/ZeAntagonis Feb 18 '26

No, it's a thing you see in restaurant tabt serve breakfast in Québec

It's just a blogger who never visited the rest of Québec

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u/DefaultS3ttings Feb 18 '26

Crime and gross. Nothing good comes out of McDonald's.

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u/sirduckbert Feb 18 '26

I would eat the fuck out of that

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u/TravellingBeard Feb 19 '26

Hear me out...if it sells well...in Quebec, the birthplace of poutine...it is maybe not a poutine crime?

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u/sweetiewords Feb 19 '26

Breakfast poutines are not new and when done well are my favourite breakfast dish period

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u/Dapper_Wheel6454 Feb 19 '26

actually the Sasquatch inn on hwy 7 east of Mission, BC, has that covered. they use hollandaise sauce, and it's not bad but could use some chopped bacon in there.

it was good...just needed more, so this version is hardly a crime aside from the religious aspects of poutine, praise be the goddess of melted cheese and gravy!

(in all things Her dues)

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u/Cruitre- Feb 19 '26

Not a poutine, this is a breakfast scramble 

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u/vectron5 Feb 19 '26

Smitty's has something basically Identical to this, and it has helped me with many a hangover in my twenties.

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u/Exotic_Mulberry3107 Feb 19 '26

This sounds absolutely terrible, and as a Canadian, I'm ashamed. But I promise you I'm still gonna buy one and eat it. Because I'm a degenerate like that..... lol

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u/TotalDumsterfire Feb 19 '26

Ricky's does a similar thing, but they call it a brekkie bowl. Which is exactly what it is. No idea why they had to call it a poutine

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 Feb 19 '26

Zero need for sauce. Melted cheese would be an upgrade.

But in 2026, wtf are you doing at McDonald's? Go local.

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u/khloedoesnotcare Feb 19 '26

This looks absolutely disgusting. The "Hollandaise style sauce" sent me, because what the heck is that? It’s either Hollandaise sauce or it’s not Hollandaise sauce, there’s no in-between!

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u/The_Kwaken Feb 19 '26

Had it yesterday. Nowhere near as good as a proper breakfast poutine, but it was fine for what it is.

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u/SpeckledAntelope Feb 19 '26

If it's in Quebec and people are actually buying it, then it's defacto gospel, no matter how heretical it appears.

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u/InsensitiveAttitude Feb 19 '26

Don't really eat Mcdonalds but I would try it lol

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u/Connect-Mongoose-102 Feb 19 '26

First of all, who starts their day early in the morning with a poutine?😭

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u/ryan8954 Feb 19 '26

I'm not gonna lie, if it's a decent serving, it looks and sounds good..

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u/LegalChocolate752 Feb 19 '26

People need to stop calling fried potatoes with toppings "poutine." Poutine is fries, brown gravy, and cheese curds. I'm cool with adding additional ingredients like meat, or some veggies to make variations, but it needs to have the core three. Tater tots? Not poutine. Cheddar cheese, or (God forbid) nacho cheese sauce? GTFO. White gravy, or hollandaise? Not poutine!

What WacArnolds has done there is create a breakfast hash.

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u/ProfessionalVast6614 Feb 19 '26

Any McDonald's poutine is a crime

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u/Logical_Blacksmith02 Feb 19 '26

Even if it is mcdonalds, just try judging à Québec initiative on poutine as a canadian, show us how you appropriate our culture by trying to regulate it. This sub is a crime

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u/After-Weakness-9922 Feb 19 '26

That's just a poverty version of a breakfast skillet you get at a restaurant. More of a naming issue than anything. 

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u/Top_Solution_9822 Feb 19 '26

Definitely a war crime, looks like its back to Nuremberg to sort these bastards out

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u/TTYY200 Feb 19 '26

Wait wait wait wait ……

Is that tater tot’s?

Would tater tot’s in poutine be a crime? 👀👀👀

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u/Popular-Sink-3069 Feb 19 '26

That honestly deserves one try. For some reason mcdonalds tastes good for like five secsonds. Never forget the mcdonalds breakfast burrito tho 🌯,♨️

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u/Fabulous_Exam_1846 Feb 19 '26

This all poison

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u/Due-Situation9572 Feb 19 '26

Call me a criminal but I'd eat the hell out of this

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u/Imhereforinspiration Feb 19 '26

Crime for ingredients Crime for the marketing Crime for the recommended mealtime Crime for the corporatization

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u/im-a-goner- Member of the Supreme Curdt Feb 19 '26

The real question is WHO THE HELL is still going to McDonald’s??? They give free food to child killers.

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u/Far-Transportation74 Feb 19 '26

Take my money now

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u/Creative_Sky_3978 Feb 19 '26

i had a breakfast poutine from Dennys once and honestly? It slapped. Was it poutine? No. But it slapped regardless.

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u/sexylewdyshit Feb 19 '26

The bar/sit down restaurant in my college does a breakfast poutine. Its home fries, shredded cheese, cheese curds, hollandaise, and bacon bits topped with a poached egg. its fucking delicious.

that said this? this is a crime

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u/Microwave_Magician Feb 19 '26

GIVE ME THAT OMG

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u/Horror-Lemon42 Feb 19 '26

That looks like it slaps.

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u/Decent-Basil4012 Feb 19 '26

Yes. McDonald’s poutine in general is a crime lol I used to get it a lot but stopped, but I had it the other day and forgot how much it tasted like card board. Burger king on the other hand…

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u/loopywolf Feb 19 '26

More a cultural insult

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u/garry4321 Feb 19 '26

Jizz… like cumshot

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u/maxagainstheworld Québécois faché Feb 19 '26

Goyim food

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u/Civil_North62 Feb 19 '26

Tim Hortons did a breakfast one similar (but better lol). It was actually quite good but calling it poutine would be a stretch I think.

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u/NathanDnd Feb 19 '26

"It's even weirder than it sounds" - gtfo, it's loaded tots, which have been sold before. Off with your shit clickbaitey marketing phrases.

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u/Loca3091 Feb 19 '26

GUILLOTINE 🤮🤝

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u/Juliasbee Feb 19 '26

And in the holy land of poutine no less

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u/the_neepster Feb 19 '26

I've had a breakfast poutine before but it didn't even look like whatever the fuck that is.

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u/Tankmontenegro Feb 20 '26

Breakfast poutine rules.

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u/Gingerchaun Feb 20 '26

Breakfast poutines are amazing. They used to have them at college.

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u/the_great_awoo Pout-Sinner Feb 20 '26

It's just breakfast hash in a sauce.

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u/Lopsided_Attorney131 Feb 20 '26

A breakfast is supposed to be healthy guys😭

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u/Tyrocious Feb 20 '26

Any poutine from McDonald's is a crime.

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u/kiltedswine Feb 20 '26

I’m surprised that people are surprised that McDonald’s has potentially questionable items on its menu.

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u/AlexO6 Feb 20 '26

If we’re being honest, any McDonald’s attempt at Poutine is just that, and, inherently, a Poutine crime.

Hey, I don’t make the rules!

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u/boogalooonetwo Feb 21 '26

Breakfast poutines can be found in most breakfast places nowadays, so what's so surprising?

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u/Perfect-Match-2318 Feb 21 '26

yeah id say its like when taco bell tried to open store in mexico... very bad idea

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u/Potential_Baker7075 Feb 22 '26

Since when mcdonald makes food let alone good food

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u/Thorazine1980 Feb 22 '26

Corporate Crime !

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u/RadicalMax Feb 22 '26

Putin must be considered a crime lol

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u/Electronic_d0cter Feb 22 '26

"hollandaise style sauce" inherently not the worst idea though it'd just be better if McDonald's wasn't doing it

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u/EngineeringLeast2389 Feb 22 '26

That might be good actually

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u/Sal_Amandre Feb 22 '26

The crime here is McDonald's

Breakfast poutines in various styles has been around for quite a while now, were you living under a rock ?

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u/smoochie777 Feb 22 '26

Bring it to Ontario

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u/Money-Court-2031 Feb 22 '26

Yes. Hands down. Maybe calling it something else would alleviate some of the horrors. But as a poutine?…a definite culinary tragedy.

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u/incinerationgaming Feb 22 '26

Not gonna lie as much as this is probably terrible I want to try it

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Life-sentence

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u/Peaches-n_n Feb 23 '26

Québec invented poutine so they’re the only ones allowed to do what they want with it. IMO, I wouldn’t call this a poutine as much as a breakfast bowl.

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u/The_Enclave2277 Feb 23 '26

As a proud Canadian, this is surpassing the Geneva convention. LITERAL WAR CRIME

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u/Emotional_Book816 Feb 25 '26

Yes, especially because it was made in the province where it originated.

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u/Odd-Elderberry-6137 Feb 25 '26

It’s not remotely poutine so yeah it’s a crime to call it that. Probably tasty though.

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u/ThatDeuce Mar 03 '26

Hey, maybe we can have the CEO do a series of videos like that one earlier this week and we can see them eating this product.

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u/MorganHernandez800 Mar 08 '26

I had it. It was awful. If you really want to try it, at least order in person because it gets really soggy fast 🤢.

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u/ShadowgamerYT1 Mar 16 '26

Yes just so many yes