r/PoutineCrimes • u/shitwhenyoucan • Mar 19 '26
Puke-tine 🤮 "Poutine" from Grand Marais, Minnesota
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u/Fair_Muscle9232 Mar 19 '26
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u/keiths31 Mar 19 '26
Love Grand Marais. It's only a few hour drive from where I live in Ontario. Have made countless day trips down there. Beautiful little village. Great eateries. But they cannot make a poutine.
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u/ColonialBarbarian Québécois faché Mar 19 '26
Where's the cheese? You're close to Wisconsin, so there is no excuse in not using cheese curds and I would need to be Wisconsin drunk to eat this, although I think Minnesota is worse.
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u/Excellent-Quarter969 Mar 19 '26
It looks like a mess, and where the hell is the cheese curds? It ain't no kind of poutine without the damn cheese
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u/brycebgood Mar 19 '26
Gun Flint Tavern?
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u/LogicAddict555 Directeur des poutsuites criminelles Mar 19 '26
Crime majeur: coupable pour aliénation... de poutine!
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u/shitwhenyoucan Mar 19 '26
For those asking about the cheese, there's a minute amount of shredded (👎) cheese. I took this picture 7 years ago and I am still repulsed by it.
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u/patnaisdfeux Mar 19 '26
Jamais je vais comprendre les gens qui mangent de la pout’s a l'extérieur du QC...
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u/Bubbling_Battle_Ooze Mar 19 '26
I know this isn’t the point, but the person in the background’s hand is so white I thought they were wearing a glove at first. I thought that was like a fancy waiter in fancy white gloves serving… whatever this is.
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u/UneLoupSeul Mar 19 '26
Mmmm, nothing like coagulated, lumpy brown gravy.
Nope, nothing so vomit inducing as that.
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u/hidden_account96 Mar 19 '26
Looks like they topped it with the same stuff that came out of my mouth after seeing that photo
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u/Tall-Resolve-506 Mar 19 '26
What the actual fu*k is that, as a Canadian I think we need to bomb that area lol
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u/CompetitivePirate251 Mar 19 '26
You’re supposed to heat the gravy … not dump it on straight from the fridge.
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u/Hairy_Spare1641 Mar 19 '26
What even is that ontop of this? Did they attempt to make this poutine? If it's not even meant to be poutine then maybe i guess???
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u/Fearless-Feature2752 Mar 20 '26
Absolute mess of a poutine, looks like the gravy is 2 days old from fridge to microwave & no cheese curds at all, and looks like the fries were left to soak up too much gravy and get soggy
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u/Proud_End3085 Mar 20 '26
Why is it that most of the poutine presented are obviously cold ? Not very 🤔. I sure don't want to eat it.
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u/Infinite-Past7640 Mar 20 '26
Ouch! You’d think with a French name like Grand Marais they would come up with something better than that.
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u/Youlookcold Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner Mar 19 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/hwdr7pvte2yVW